The limits of Socratic questioning: why I just want Jesus to suck me off already
Posted on September 28th, 2011 in agnosticism, faith, miracles, sex by bUCKETisDead || No Comment
The religious person looks at the world through the lens of their own reasoning and all the evidence seems fit so seamlessly. Assuming that you buy into the ‘truth’ of this far-fetched story about ‘the brain constructing what is reality’ that is going around (seems like a contradiction between these terms here, eh?): how do you get out of this mess? Perhaps you look for evidence of good and evil in the world. Well, when the options are to see random chance or miracle survival against all odds, it doesn’t seem too far a stretch to see divine intervention. The drive for coherence in human beings leads to conservatism. The less revisionary beliefs are more likely to make the cut, the more conflicting impressions ready to be axed to salvage the whole. From what I can tell, this is the sole appeal of miracles: otherwise reasonable people would be happy to believe that miracles could exist in the world as long as it gives credence to their otherwise overtly sanguine beliefs. What other reason do you have to justify such a belief in a deity: that you’ll go to heaven for it? Such egoistic beliefs don’t carry any convincing weight; you have to believe that your god is working around you to avoid looking like such a selfish prick. So each observation of low probability will most likely lead to confirmation of miracles. How do you angle out of this anachronistic circle, assuming you’re one of the unfortunate to be sucked in before you have the ability to fend off such viruses? One would assume that you’d just keep talking non-stop and heading nowhere, like any viciously circular reasoning leads to.
But look at this constant self-critical barrage that comes from us Socratics. The never-ending questioning that we’ve trained ourselves to appreciate is second nature now. Each move, each step that we make is marked by indecision and scorn, scepticism and indignation, having the arrogance to not let anyone else be our own worst critics. Each decision will be perceived as providing further questions, further confirmations of your Socratic nature and possible self-loathing. Regardless of any trends in pop-neuroscience, this seems to be a pretty decent self-enclosed circle of reasoning. If questioning absolutes is your maxim, then you’re not inclined to notice a way out when you’re so adept at spotting other questions that you haven’t asked. Once you start, there’s not any way of getting out unless you radically alter your ideas about ‘reason vs faith’.
The optimistic atheists that sincerely buy into the ‘Darwin Awards’ (and I have not met many of them, but they do exist!) posit that we could see the effects of natural selection in our lifetimes as the implications of deeply held religious belief lead to further crazy deaths. But this circle of confirmation bias is everywhere and people do have a tendency to value conservatism. I’m not sure if there are any studies about this, but I’d be interested in reading over any attempts. However, extreme religious belief hasn’t been too phased in the past 50 years, while those closer to atheistic thinking such as moderately religious families have been more inclined to abandon their religiosity (see the census data of most developed nations – but if you are reading this and know otherwise, please let me know).
One of the main benefits that I see in the Socratic position is that it offers a clear way out of the circle – eventually, critical thought turns on itself and wonders what use critical thoughts is. The positives and negatives are both weighed up, but then rejected and scorned because of the circularity. The Delphic shrine, seat of knowledge and wisdom, is left entirely alone in the care of Dionysus sometimes. The sheer psychological balance of the Ancient Greeks was profound, even in a puritan like Socrates. The great bearded man would outdrink and outreason everyone at the table and still be able to return home to his poor family as the sun rose, just as his God Apollo gave his finest blessings.
Where does this leave a contemporary Socratic who is unsure about how best proceed? There are at least one too many *hard* decisions that need making at the moment. I’m far too inclined to the Dionysian option and it seems to be working well so far. But this is clearly not a reliable solution.
However, the dialogical methods that Socrates used that made him such a formidable rationalist relied upon his followers and friends sacrificing themselves and their beliefs to be analytically dissected when needed. There is a distinct interpersonal commitment to rationality. I’ve lost this active element of this discursive model. I’ve lost the desire to question and upset those beliefs which have the possibility of teaching me something. For one, methods of communication across space/time have vastly improved from oral -> text -> mass-produced text -> internet. However, I’ve also tried to move away from this Apolline trait – Apollo was not only the god of rationality but a ‘social retard’ by today’s standards, twice as likely to overturn these ‘conventional rules’ and appeal to the ‘laws’ of the cosmos at the expense of a marginalised and less educated segment of the populace (Apollo was known as a bit of a womanizer). So now, my inputs and outputs are passive, contrived pieces (like this one) that stand on their own as objects to battle other objects to shower whoever participates with new thoughts and insights. Temporalised text battling other text: much less authentic than human input and output.
Maybe it’s smarter but slower. I’m usually a slower thinker than most people I meet, but this is getting intense. And even if this is true that smart thinking takes longer, it feels fucking empty in the mean time. Pity I can’t be hoping for a miracle, because I could use a blowjob from a godly man right now.
