View Full Version : Get some victims in.
James
06-08-2006, 12:58 PM
Christians hate being goaded, so that is what we should do. Post the RA address on a few theist forums, with the open invitation to come and 'join the debate.'
Choobus
06-08-2006, 12:59 PM
Christians hate being goaded, so that is what we should do. Post the RA address on a few theist forums, with the open invitation to come and 'join the debate.'
great idea.
James
06-08-2006, 01:00 PM
And then nail them.
calpurnpiso
06-08-2006, 01:14 PM
"Get some victims in."
Yes!!....let's throw them to the lions of REASON and watch them been torn to pieces!!.......:lol::lol:
Hey Christ-psychotics, do you want to be tested? here I am armed with the devasting weapons of Logic and Reason..represented by these TWO White Lions with yellow eyes.....I'm waiting............afraid?..........be very afraid of my JETs...:lol:
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j214/calpurnpiso/Lionswaiting.jpg
Zarathustra
06-08-2006, 01:23 PM
And then nail them
...to the cross
Tenspace
06-08-2006, 02:34 PM
"Get some victims in."
Yes!!....let's throw them to the lions of REASON and watch them been torn to pieces!!.......:lol::lol:
Hey Christ-psychotics, do you want to be tested? here I am armed with the devasting weapons of Logic and Reason..represented by these TWO White Lions with yellow eyes.....I'm waiting............afraid?..........be very afraid of my JETs...:lol:
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j214/calpurnpiso/Lionswaiting.jpg
:lol: Love your place, Cal.
:lol:
Cal, you are AWESOME!
Choobus
06-08-2006, 02:37 PM
Cal, sorry dude, but you look a lot like an evangelical preacher in that photo. I almost feel like sending you some money. Almost.....
Could you put on the toga and re-do the photo? It'd be just like the Romans at the Coliseum :)
Gnosital
06-08-2006, 02:52 PM
Yes... a very short toga.....
Yeah, show us some legs, man!
Philboid Studge
06-08-2006, 02:55 PM
Show us your cave!
let's do a party at cal's!
come on, cal...a big payama party....say, in two years?
dibs on cal's guest room!
I want to be one of the ones half-naked and passed out on the lawn. The stars are lovely in the clear Arizona night.
cal has a hot tub, did you know, kate?
maybe cal can make arrangements with the jello pudding people and fill it...
i can make arrangements with the boone's farm people...
Gnosital
06-08-2006, 03:11 PM
I'll bring some puddin!
How 'bout next week? Katie, let's run away from the "Heart of it All"!!
Anybody else wanna road trip?
Oh, not next week! I have plans to hook up with this hot babe down south of here!
How about the week after next?
Eva, that sounds like a plan! Boone's Farm all around!! Woot!
Tenspace
06-08-2006, 03:25 PM
I'll bring some puddin!
How 'bout next week? Katie, let's run away from the "Heart of it All"!!
Anybody else wanna road trip?
We may want to wait a few weeks... air fares are at their highest all year.
I call for a late September party at Cal's. You should be able to fly Southwest for less than $200 round trip then.
It's an eighteen hundred mile drive for me... I'd rather fly. :)
i said two years, kids....that way we could really REALLY plan this...
also, we might want to ask cal about this...but i know he would love the idea....
Tenspace
06-08-2006, 03:30 PM
In two years I'll be living in Nogodistan. Let's do it this fall!
Gnosital
06-08-2006, 03:34 PM
I want to be one of the ones half-naked and passed out on the lawn. The stars are lovely in the clear Arizona night.
Katie, is this what we can expect at my house next Saturday>???
Gnosital
06-08-2006, 03:37 PM
i said two years, kids....that way we could really REALLY plan this...
TWO YEARS!?!?!?!?! Eva, I may not be alive by then.
also, we might want to ask cal about this...but i know he would love the idea....
Ask CAL? Isn't he readin this???
well, it was just my mind, wandering...after i saw the pic in front of his house...and after all we have said about cal being like the crazy benign uncle that gets drunk at the wedding, and all of us liking him so much, well, it seemed like obvious to have a party at his place...
but i have not asked him. but i bet he would love the idea.
to maximize attendance, i said the 2 year thingie...
me, well, it would take a lot of planning...but if i were to go anywhere, it would be this winter....my odds would go way up to be able to attend.
yes scat, you will be alive. i'll bring you magazines when you are in the crazy people house.
Katie, is this what we can expect at my house next Saturday>???
Depends on the weather. And there is a lot of dew by the wee hours. I might just have to cuddle up next to you in the bed.
naw, don't believe it.
we will need photographic evidence.
Don't believe what, that I'll be cuddling with Scatty next Saturday night? Have faith! It shall come to pass!
CavKiller37
06-08-2006, 04:08 PM
Don't believe what, that I'll be cuddling with Scatty next Saturday night? Have faith! It shall come to pass!
I'll just be having a little prayer right now...
cav, i'm planning a party in cal's place.
would you go?
ok, i haven't asked cal yet...minutiae minutiae....
Prayer? Is that what you call it? Ha!!
Add camera to packing list....
CavKiller37
06-08-2006, 04:21 PM
cav, i'm planning a party in cal's place.
would you go?
ok, i haven't asked cal yet...minutiae minutiae....
I would be all over that!
calpurnpiso
06-08-2006, 04:24 PM
:lol:
Cal, you are AWESOME!
:lol::lol::lol:...hmm..not bad for LXIV..eh? All atheists are AWESOME, for they are mentally healthy. They can outlive the Christ-psychotics or other folks infected by schizophrenia, and other delusions causing disorders. I took the picture in February after New Years ( 64 AO = After Octavius). In the picture my camera captured Betty the feral cat. I've been feeding this neighborhood cat, which was probably abandoned by people that moved from the area 12 years ago, for over a year. She finally had let me pet her while I fed her. She was always staring on the window by my front door, so I could feed her. My next door neighbor fed her too. She slept on my front door mat.
Two weeks ago when I left to take a friend home at 10 pm. I saw her laying as sleep on my lawn. She had died,,seemed of natural causes. This little incident truly bothered me causing great pain....I'll miss Betty.
Hmmm...I'm creating a new JET-Cannon. The opening of the cannon has to be larger......AHHH...this would be a JET I'll administered in person...
This picture was taken in Cartagena in front of the palace of the Inquisition..where Christ-psychosis reigned supreme in the diseased ridden brains of the Spanish Conquistadors back in the 1530s...AHH.the humanity..:lol:
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j214/calpurnpiso/OckieGun.jpg
Nice legs, dude!!
And that is one HELL of a cannon!
Edit: That's sad about Betty :(
cal, sandals with socks is a clear sign that you have turned into a gringo...
i've been to cartagena!
hey, by the way, can we use your house for a party?
Professor Chaos
06-08-2006, 04:29 PM
sandals with socks
I was gonna comment on that, but didn't want to be the first. :P
calpurnpiso
06-08-2006, 04:42 PM
i said two years, kids....that way we could really REALLY plan this...
TWO YEARS!?!?!?!?! Eva, I may not be alive by then.
also, we might want to ask cal about this...but i know he would love the idea....
Ask CAL? Isn't he readin this???
AHHH....a party?...it'll be better at the castle........which it is much bigger, though not in Arizona..........AHHH..if I had only 1/4 of Bill Gates money!!........I'd buy an Island and throw a party there, where penis-Chris, vulva-Isis and Anal-Dude could be adored in the proper manner and properly ....:lol:
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j214/calpurnpiso/OckCasttle.jpg
I could create a JET-Moat Where the Christ-psychotic is submerged and see if Saviour Jesus will show up....:lol:..AHHH,,this would be a great JET....for the Christ-psychotics if not passing the JET would be instantaneously baptized...:lol::lol:
thing is, cal, maybe we can organize a party, for real.
for the people in the forums, you know? your buddies here?
where is that castle? and more important: is it yous?
Gnosital
06-08-2006, 04:45 PM
Katie, is this what we can expect at my house next Saturday>???
Depends on the weather. And there is a lot of dew by the wee hours. I might just have to cuddle up next to you in the bed.
Aw, that's no problem! There WILL be some cuddlin! My cathylick husband won't mind that a bit, as long as we let him watch.
But you have to get a picture of me singing with the band, too!
So Cal, when is the party at your crib? (And sox? With sandals??? ... DUDE! That is SO not Ricardo Montalban-esque!)
We'll both be singing, so we'll have to get someone to take the photos. We'll have lots of pictures for Eva :D
woo-hooo!!!!
all right, duddettes!
cal has not said yes yet.....
I think he'll cave into our request :)
calpurnpiso
06-08-2006, 04:58 PM
it's a fashion no-no....
Yup..my nephew makes me take off the socks before going out to lunch!...Socks are great with sandals. They absorb moisture and impede those fastidious grains of sand to disturb my thoughts with their annoying presence....:lol:
I did not wear them when I visited Aachen's Aix La Chapelle, the palace church of Carolus Magnus, the greatest Christ-Psychosis infected criminal ever!!..I almost sat in his marble throne ( where all German holy Roman Emperors were crowned including a distant relative William von Hohenzollern.....Kaiser William II.
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j214/calpurnpiso/AachenThrone1.jpg
I wanted my gluteous maximus to feel the vibrations of the holy marble where those Jesus Christ Kaisers ( aka Caesars) had sat......:lol:...the guide was watching!! bummer......:(
Facehammer
06-08-2006, 05:01 PM
And that is one HELL of a cannon!
Well technically, it's more of a mortar. Still, BIG GUN
I could create a JET-Moat Where the Christ-psychotic is submerged and see if Saviour Jesus will show up....:lol:..AHHH,,this would be a great JET....for the Christ-psychotics if not passing the JET would be instantaneously baptized...:lol::lol:
Why do a JET, when medieval Europe had an even better idea? Kindly offer to tie them up in an awkward, unusual position/to a chair or something, then throw them in the moat. If they float, they're a heretic/witch/pagan/devil-worshipper/alien, and should immediately head off to the gas chamber/stake/rifle range/shark tank/Chris Treborn's house. If they don't, they're pure of heart, and are with the the lawd now.
And since this is all written about in old books and stuff, it must be right.
calpurnpiso
06-08-2006, 05:06 PM
And that is one HELL of a cannon!
Well technically, it's more of a mortar. Still, BIG GUN
I could create a JET-Moat Where the Christ-psychotic is submerged and see if Saviour Jesus will show up....:lol:..AHHH,,this would be a great JET....for the Christ-psychotics if not passing the JET would be instantaneously baptized...:lol::lol:
Why do a JET, when medieval Europe had an even better idea? Kindly offer to tie them up in an awkward, unusual position/to a chair or something, then throw them in the moat. If they float, they're a heretic/witch/pagan/devil-worshipper/alien, and should immediately head off to the gas chamber/stake/rifle range/shark tank/Chris Treborn's house. If they don't, they're pure of heart, and are with the the lawd now.
And since this is all written about in old books and stuff, it must be right.
Well, that's a JET.....a Sudden push over moat JET....we still have to wait to see if the saviour shows up and untied them.......:lol:
calpurnpiso
06-08-2006, 05:11 PM
Nice legs, dude!!
And that is one HELL of a cannon!
Edit: That's sad about Betty :(
Hmmm....thanks....not bad for them to be attached to a LXIV old fart eh? Which cannon are you refering to?...:lol::lol:.....you know what happens with age..everything descends and enlarges..:lol:........I should have worn my see through divine shorts, everyone would have left the area in horror at the sight,,,and the picture would have no curious bystanders on it....:lol:......
Choobus
06-08-2006, 05:13 PM
Boone's Farm all around!! Woot!
what did I say? What did I say?
Gnosital
06-08-2006, 07:29 PM
Ya know, something tells me Cal's not listening to us.....
I don't know, it's difficult to put my finger on it, maybe it's the TOTAL LACK of responding to Eva's questions or something.
Choobus hunny, what does it matter if it's Boone's Farm, as long as it's fun?
calpurnpiso
06-08-2006, 08:39 PM
Ya know, something tells me Cal's not listening to us.....
I don't know, it's difficult to put my finger on it, maybe it's the TOTAL LACK of responding to Eva's questions or something.
Choobus hunny, what does it matter if it's Boone's Farm, as long as it's fun?
Yes I'm. I like red wine, but Boone's Farm? ARGHHHHH......my wine connosseur taste buds will go on strike!...:lol:
i rest the case on behalf of scat.
ok, party's off.
Gnosital
06-08-2006, 11:50 PM
i rest the case on behalf of scat.
ok, party's off.
That makes me sad.
HEY! We could all go to Atheist Day at DizzzKneeLand!!! Howzabout that?
Coatsy
06-13-2006, 07:08 AM
Christians hate being goaded, so that is what we should do. Post the RA address on a few theist forums, with the open invitation to come and 'join the debate.'
great idea.
Just don't scare them off too soon, Choobus. Perhaps introduce yourself before propositioning anal.
what did I say? What did I say?
Yes, dear one, we heard you. I'm just imagining you sauntering in, fashionably late, carrying a bottle or two of some of that good stuff. A soft light begins to glow from behind you, an angelic chorus swelling in the background as you bend over me to take away the offending Boone's Farm, thus saving me from myself and putting me forever in your debt, which I am oh so eager to satisfy.
Hmmm. That's not music swelling.....OK.
Fantasy over. Back to work.
sigh
dizzkneeland?
cool, let's do it!
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