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Philboid Studge
06-23-2006, 01:03 PM
Get polled. It's Blasphemy Friday, and as long I leave the Holy Ghost out of it, God is cool.

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thenormalyears
06-23-2006, 02:52 PM
Imagine the insane masturbation that could take place if you had a hole in your hand like Jesus does....
Professor Chaos
06-23-2006, 02:54 PM
Imagine the insane masturbation that could take place if you had a hole in your hand like Jesus does....
That might be one of the most beautifully blasphemous comments yet. I love it!

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Ickybod
06-23-2006, 04:42 PM
Imagine the insane masturbation that could take place if you had a hole in your hand like Jesus does....
That would have to be a mighty big hole. A nail just won't do it.
FishFace
06-23-2006, 04:57 PM
Or a mighty small wang.
thenormalyears
06-23-2006, 06:29 PM
the nails were huge and you have to imagine that they are going to rip open a bit further with your entire body wieght hanging on them.
Ickybod
06-23-2006, 07:18 PM
If you want to get technical, then the holes should be on the wrists in which case you couldn't jerk off after all... or could you...
thenormalyears
06-23-2006, 08:02 PM
This thread could be the second cumming of the holy who jacks off the most....


Yes its still jacking off even if you are just using the crucifixion hole in your wrist. There is clearly not a second party involved and the precedent for what you can call jacking off has been set with people jacking off with their feet which means it is not limited to just your hands.