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Tenspace
08-27-2006, 02:47 AM
Hodge believes one image from an MRI shows a miraculous vision of Jesus, showing the Crucifixion.

"You can almost seen the thorns around the head and the nails... the nails through the feet,"Hodge believes one image from an MRI shows a miraculous vision of Jesus, showing the Crucifixion.

"You can almost seen the thorns around the head and the nails... the nails through the feet,"
:bop::bop::bop:

http://kdka.com/topstories/local_story_235223623.html

http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_235232914/lg

But has it changed her life?

"I think I believe as much as I need to," said Hodge. "I can't be swayed by a picture. My neck does feel better. I don't know if that was Jesus or physical therapy."

Evil_Mage_Ra
08-27-2006, 02:52 AM
What's that coming out of Jesus's ass? Is this proof he did do anal?

Big Bang
08-27-2006, 04:52 AM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6349850946653606171&q=penn+%26+teller&hl=en

it's called pareidolia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia) you retards.

"You could actually see the hands. They look like they're nailed on the cross. You can see the body. It's in a straight line and then you see his feet, they look like they're together, and the knees are bent."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias


now remember, we can't judge. things that may appear stupid to us gives other people strengh. it's not fair to use our way of logic to these particular topics. y'now, any. :wall::wall::wall::wall::wall:

FishFace
08-27-2006, 07:40 AM
Obviously, this is conclusive proof that Jesus had no freakin' head. Seriously. Clutching at straws is the term that immediately springs to mind.

DinaNoun
08-27-2006, 11:33 AM
Hamlet: "Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?"
Polonius: "By th' mass, and 'tis like a camel indeed."
Hamlet: "Methinks, it is a weasel."
Polonius: "It is back'd like a weasel."
Hamlet: "Or like a whale?"
Polonius: "Very like a whale."