DrunkMonkey
11-08-2006, 10:39 AM
:o:o:o:mad::mad::mad::vomit::vomit::vomit: (http://www.isecureonline.com/Reports/RHB/W6RHGA15/)
(click the smileys)
I really hope this is a joke/satire, but I can't find any complete verification that it is.
Christ
11-08-2006, 10:52 AM
WTF? :D Looks like a joke to me.
schemanista
11-08-2006, 11:11 AM
Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
Mandrake: Lord, Jack.
Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Mandrake: Hmm.
Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Mandrake: Hmm.
Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Mandrake: No.
Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.
Livingstrong
11-10-2006, 04:08 PM
He's probably selling some fast "miracle" cure for several hundred dollars.
Pathetic and low.
Baphomet
11-10-2006, 04:37 PM
Pssh this guy doesn't know anything about nutrition.
Everyone knows that if you want to get stronger you eat a fallen warriors heart. If you want to maintain a sharp mind, you devour his brains.
Coatsy
11-15-2006, 05:12 AM
I think it's worrying that I take a passage from Dr Strangelove more seriously than a piece titled 'Urgent Health Bulletin'. Perhaps my priorities are wondering in my old age.
woody
11-15-2006, 04:59 PM
Hey don’t knock this guy he’s had some real breakthroughs… Check out his forum for fascinating facts on ‘Ugly Child Syndrome’ :lol:
http://www.healthiertalk.com/viewtopic.php?t=1102
Personally I think arranged marriages evolved so ugly people could breed…
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