View Full Version : Hi, I'm Stopper. You can call me ELGS, too.
EverLastingGodStopper
10-10-2007, 12:29 PM
Or, call me a "histrionic powermad bitch," a "pedantic cunt," or a "fucking bitch," as others often do. Oh well, can't win 'em all. I'm actually a very nice housewife from South Jersey (near Philadelphia) with some very fun hobbies, namely, sitting on the Boards of Directors of 5 secular organizations. I also like reading atheist community forums to get a real feel for what the average net-savvy atheist has to say about issues of the day. I take what I learn online and relay it to my fellow Board members. It's fun!
If I can teach my fellow atheists anything, it is to get to know the godless in your area, by joining the Atheists Meetup. Go to http://atheists.meetup.com and register (free). I've been active in the Philly Meetup since 2002 and I gave a workshop on Secular Social Events at the AAI convention in DC in September. (Whew, that was just a week and a half ago!)
I'm pleased to meet you all and I love the vBulletin skin you're using on this forum. Looks great. I've read the RA blog in the past but never got into the forums. I was led here today by following a link about a crappy "cease and desist" letter from a "lawyer" with a Gmail address (who lives in my area!), whose client, the "Left Behind" game, is sad that people don't like their crappy game or their "kill all the atheists" attitude. After reading the thread, I just had to join!
That's enough for now, I'll go take a look around.
-Janice
omg I love the little icons for the threads. I can't decide if my intro is shit or trash. Hmm, TP or trash can... hmm...
Professor Chaos
10-10-2007, 12:33 PM
Another chick! Welcome! Awesome!
Are you hot? ;)
EverLastingGodStopper
10-10-2007, 12:39 PM
Another chick! Welcome! Awesome!
Are you hot? ;)
I used to be hot, then I quit smoking and got a bit poofy. So I'll die from obesity instead of lung cancer. At least I'm enjoying some delicious meals and fine beverages, and my breath is much nicer now.
Evidence supporting my claim: click (http://www2.chuckvilla.org:8080/Photos/Chuck-Jen%20-%20Misc/AAI%20Convention%202007/P9290286.html) for a pic of me and some friends, VERY late Saturday night at the AAI convention. I'm in the Secular Web t-shirt (hey, I was in a dress for the previous 3 nights).
Professor Chaos
10-10-2007, 12:44 PM
:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
Congrats on the quitting. I'm 37 days cigarette-free myself.
Welcome again, hot housewife atheist activist! Hope you stick around and enjoy your stay!
EverLastingGodStopper
10-10-2007, 12:47 PM
I'm 6 weeks away from 4 years without a cigarette. Congrats on your 37 days. Now all you have to worry about is craving it every time you go drinking with your friends!
And thanks for calling me "hot," you're a sweetiepie.
mmm... pie (http://www.freewebs.com/pieism/).
another heathenette!
welcome to our humble forum.
watch out for a certain guy here, he's trouble...(his initials are PC. he alleges he i some kind of a "teacher")....
EverLastingGodStopper
10-10-2007, 01:00 PM
Ohnoes, I think he's fapping to my pic right now!
Professor Chaos
10-10-2007, 01:07 PM
:whistle:
OMG!!!!! Gnosital and I were sitting RIGHT BEHIND YOU during the Saturday presentations!
WOOT!!
EverLastingGodStopper
10-10-2007, 02:01 PM
OMG!!!!! Gnosital and I were sitting RIGHT BEHIND YOU during the Saturday presentations!
WOOT!!
OOH YAY. I was pretty easy to see, what with my having to get up and go to the bar every few minutes. ;) The security dudes were teasing me about my refill rate. tee hee! :angel:
Jeremy
10-10-2007, 02:06 PM
OOH YAY. I was pretty easy to see, what with my having to get up and go to the bar every few minutes. ;) The security dudes were teasing me about my refill rate. tee hee! :angel:
ELGS, I have a feeling you are going to prove to be a fine addition to our merry band of heathens.
Smellyoldgit
10-10-2007, 02:09 PM
ELGS, I have a feeling you are going to prove to be a fine addition to our merry band of heathens.
Indeed - atheism is the curse of the drinking classes! :)
mmm... pie (http://www.freewebs.com/pieism/).
http://www.weeblandbobclub.zoomshare.com/files/like_pie.jpg
Professor Chaos
10-10-2007, 02:17 PM
skeet
EverLastingGodStopper
10-10-2007, 02:26 PM
I was reading your replies, all, and I was like "cool," "nice," "great!" Then I got to this one:
skeet
And I lol'd so loud that the neighbors probably heard me!
I think I'll like it here, too. You guys are fun!
Professor Chaos
10-10-2007, 02:27 PM
Aw, shucks. :)
Waddlie
10-10-2007, 02:31 PM
http://www.weeblandbobclub.zoomshare.com/files/like_pie.jpg
Have I told you lately that.. uh.. I'm still your bitch?
:heart:
I love you. Now go fetch the pie, bitch.
Waddlie
10-10-2007, 07:45 PM
I think I've finally found my religion...
http://www1.freewebs.com/icop/title.jpg
Sternwallow
10-11-2007, 01:37 PM
I think I've finally found my religion...
http://www1.freewebs.com/icop/title.jpgDoes it have a red roof?
EverLastingGodStopper
10-11-2007, 08:18 PM
The only roof a pie needs is the roof of my mouth.
mmm nom nom nom
Rat Bastard
10-11-2007, 10:07 PM
Too funny! Welcome to the madhose, ELGS!
Gnosital
10-12-2007, 10:46 AM
OMG!!!!! Gnosital and I were sitting RIGHT BEHIND YOU during the Saturday presentations!
WOOT!!
The pic link isn't working for me. Wah. I think I know who you mean, though. (Tall, brunette, 4th one in from the end of the row?)
It's a small atheist world.
Professor Chaos
10-12-2007, 11:06 AM
So is it same to assume I can suck on you forever and you'll always be delicious?
EverLastingGodStopper
10-12-2007, 11:10 AM
The pic link isn't working for me. Wah. I think I know who you mean, though. (Tall, brunette, 4th one in from the end of the row?)
It's a small atheist world.
Sorry about the link, hmm. But yes, I'm a big brunette with some tattoos.
So is it same to assume I can suck on you forever and you'll always be delicious?
Assume? Are you sure you're an atheist? Maybe you need to engage in some hands-on scientific study of this theory. Rigorous testing should prove the theory's validity.
:D
Professor Chaos
10-12-2007, 11:26 AM
:o
http://therealscandy.free.fr/image/smiley/masturbation.gif
EverLastingGodStopper
10-12-2007, 11:33 AM
:kiss:
prof, i like the erection smiley that i gave you much better....
Professor Chaos
10-12-2007, 05:37 PM
prof, i like the erection...that i gave you ....
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/steelerstush/smiley.gif
now we need a chop-chop smilie....
Skepticus
10-13-2007, 01:10 PM
:o
http://therealscandy.free.fr/image/smiley/masturbation.gif
PC, It looks like pieces of paper cumming out. :o I suspect that the little feller is producing texts for a postmodernism journal. :P
Alethias
10-13-2007, 01:41 PM
Hey ELGS! You've found my latest obsession. I'm an avid fan of this place, and have been having a lot of fun here, even though I still have a low postcount.
ELGS may be a histrionic powermad bitch, but if she is, she's a lovable histrionic powermad bitch.
Choobus
10-13-2007, 01:43 PM
PC, It looks like pieces of paper cumming out. :o I suspect that the little feller is producing texts for a postmodernism journal. :P
:lol: wouldn't they be coming out of his arse?
Skepticus
10-13-2007, 03:10 PM
:lol: wouldn't they be coming out of his arse?
Ah... No. That would make him the editor, whos job (after submission), is to fart in a hot bath and see which ones float to the top.
What I think we are seeing, is draft copies being issued. If the writter wants to be published he needs to 'put one into the editor'. If the editor is sattisfied, the text becomes attached to the wall of his inner collun and gestates. Eventualy, covered in a sticky mucus, of sappy congradulation and praise the boyancy of the text is enhanced by the full term of gestation. When the editors annus dilates and parastaltic contractions begin, he or she should run a hot bath and emerse his or her bloated buttox in the steamy fluid and relax.
A natural conception, is usualy accompanied by a great proffusion of obcenity, followed by effusive unconditional love and praise for the progeny. If the text floats, it will live. Otherwise it is a still-born in the water.
Skepticus.
Rat Bastard
10-13-2007, 04:21 PM
:lol: Skep, you and Cal are going to get along famously!
Sternwallow
10-14-2007, 02:17 AM
Maybe you need to engage in some hands-on scientific study of this theory. Rigorous testing should prove the theory's validity.
:D
Here we have the classic computational "halting" problem. When testing an arbitrary system, you can't tell, a priori, how long to run the tests. Short of a simulation, which would by definition run as long as the original system, there is no general algorithm, that, given a program as input, can tell if it ever halts.
In other words, he would have to suck on you forever to prove that he could do so forever. Yet, one hesitates to risk insulting you by denying the "EverLasting" part of your name. It might be entirely correct but we just can't test it.
I recommend, as a compromise, that the sucking test be carried out for a representative sample of time, say ten years or so, followed by some very precise measurements to see if an appreciable amount of erosion has occurred.
:D
EverLastingGodStopper
10-14-2007, 02:22 PM
I second the motion.
Professor Chaos
10-14-2007, 02:24 PM
PC, It looks like pieces of paper cumming out. :o
Why do you think they call them "sticky" notes?
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