Moved to Bible Belt.. going insane

[iiartisanii]

I've been on here for awhile, but I don't really post. I recently moved from southern CA to North Carolina to go to school. Its just now starting to hit me that I live in the bible belt. If I see one more jesus fish on a car i'm going to pry it off.

Anyway, I'm Meaghan, 22, student of physics and lifelong atheist. Hopefully I will graduate someday with a degree in nuclear engineering with a minor in asskicking.

Looking forward to talking to folks who have half a brain and an ounce of logic contained therein, because there sure aren't any of those in Raleigh, North Carolina.

[Professor Chaos]

Hi, Meaghan! Sorry to hear about your move, however, I've been in Jesus-thump, USA (Pittsburgh district) my whole life. I envy your days in SoCal.

[Eva]

welcome to our humble forum, arti!

[nkb]

Welcome, welcome.

Looking forward to seeing you around.

I live in Texas, so I know what you're experiencing. I contemplated trying to determine the percentage of Jesus-fish adorned cars, but haven't figured out a good way to do it.
Man, I wish I had gotten into the car decal business.

[Professor Chaos]

So, are you hot? :D

[nkb]

Have you thought about making it a double major (nuclear engineering/asskicking)? I bet that would look cool on a resume.

[iiartisanii]

So, are you hot? :D

you tell me

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1378/910514112_b9b8d286d3.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1402/910514106_65fe87b6ae.jpg

[Lurker]

I envy your days in SoCal.
You wouldn't envy it now. We're up to our eyeballs in soot and smoke around here *cough* *cough*. It's pretty nasty.

[Professor Chaos]

you tell me

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1378/910514112_b9b8d286d3.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1402/910514106_65fe87b6ae.jpg

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap...

[Professor Chaos]

You wouldn't envy it now. We're up to our eyeballs in soot and smoke around here *cough* *cough*. It's pretty nasty.

Well, we've got plenty of fire and brimstone coming our way, eventually.

Here's hoping all is well in Lurkerland. I find it curious how little attention this is getting compared to Katrina. Not on the same level, I know, but still.

[Kamikaze189]

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap...

Really? Even after the photoshopping in the first image?

(Hint: Look below the chin. Notice any square black objects?

Maybe it's the whole "I'm putting this on the internet" thing... but seriously, how can one's hotness be properly "judged" to with such tampering!)

[Professor Chaos]

Really? Even after the photoshopping in the first image?

(Hint: Look below the chin. Notice any square black objects?

Maybe it's the whole "I'm putting this on the internet" thing... but seriously, how can one's hotness be properly "judged" to with such tampering!)

I'm missing what you're seeing. Can you tell me more?

Anyways, I just saw a picture of like five hot young chicks and started playing with myself. It's not like I was doing something odd.

[nkb]

The 2nd girl from the right has a big black square right over her cleavage. I didn't notice it until Kamikaze mentioned it.

However, I am having trouble matching the girl from the 2nd picture with one from the 1st.

[iiartisanii]

I edited it for myspace appropriateness. That photo was taken at a very unflattering angle.

. . very unflattering. It wasn't photoshopped, it was MS Painted!

[Professor Chaos]

Yeah, I guess it does look kind of odd...what gives?

The second girl from the right is the girl from the second picture.

[Professor Chaos]

The 2nd girl from the right has a big black square right over her cleavage. I didn't notice it until Kamikaze mentioned it.

However, I am having trouble matching the girl from the 2nd picture with one from the 1st.

Unflattering to who!

By NOT showing cleavage, you make Professor Chaos cry!

Anyways, welcome! Hope you're not offended by constant sexual herassmeat!

[Kamikaze189]

Anyways, I just saw a picture of like five hot young chicks and started playing with myself. It's not like I was doing something odd.

True, true.

[nkb]

I edited it for myspace appropriateness. That photo was taken at a very unflattering angle.

. . very unflattering. It wasn't photoshopped, it was MS Painted!
But this is not myspace, no appropriateness is necessary.

Is the Professor correct, you are the 2nd from the right? I thought the 2nd from the left looked similar.

[iiartisanii]

Unflattering to who!

By NOT showing cleavage, you make Professor Chaos cry!

Anyways, welcome! Hope you're not offended by constant sexual herassmeat!

Nope, can't say that I am. Thanks for the welcome and for revealing my MS Paint secret. haha

[iiartisanii]

But this is not myspace, no appropriateness is necessary.

Is the Professor correct, you are the 2nd from the right? I thought the 2nd from the left looked similar.

Yes, I am the 2nd from the right. I guess I'm hard to pick out of a sea of brunettes. I'd show you all the cleavage photo but I edited the original and only copy so that I wouldn't find pictures of my boobs all over the internet. Hope you understand.

[whoneedscience]

Oh no! I might have to move to NC next year some time. Is it completely terrible?

[Professor Chaos]

Can't be that terrible if they have hot brunette cleavage-heavers from SoCal. fap

[nkb]

Don't forget the nuclear engineering major part.

[Professor Chaos]

Is Fuchs single?

[iiartisanii]

Is Fuchs single?

Am I Fuchs or are you asking someone else?

[Professor Chaos]

:lol:

Fuchs is our extremely brilliant North Carolinian, aka anthonyjfuchs.

[iiartisanii]

:lol:

Fuchs is our extremely brilliant North Carolinian, aka anthonyjfuchs.

Find out if he's single and good looking. I have yet to meet a brilliant North Carolinian. In fact, I consider that statement an oxymoron. Maybe someone could change my mind about that. ;)

[Rhinoqulous]

Great, another hot atheist babe for Prof to fap to. He's going to gum up the whole interweb at this rate. Oh, and welcome artisan!

Oh, and hope everythings ok with ya Lurker. I just talked to a couple SoCal friends this afternoon, pretty fuckin' scary. Also, I head a blurb for Glenn Beck's show tonight where he's going to link the fire to an al-Quidobedobedoo attack. Fuck Glenn Beck.

[nkb]

I do believe Anthony is happily married, but maybe he'll make an exception for Meaghan.

As the future first-ever openly-atheist president, he might have to pass though, as past affairs can be a killer in elections.

[Lurker]

Oh, and hope everythings ok with ya Lurker. I just talked to a couple SoCal friends this afternoon, pretty fuckin' scary.
We're OK, but yesterday was close. We were in the thick of the Santiago fire, but now it's moved on down the canyon. Today you can hardly breathe.

[Rat Bastard]

I've been on here for awhile, but I don't really post. I recently moved from southern CA to North Carolina to go to school. Its just now starting to hit me that I live in the bible belt. If I see one more jesus fish on a car i'm going to pry it off.

Anyway, I'm Meaghan, 22, student of physics and lifelong atheist. Hopefully I will graduate someday with a degree in nuclear engineering with a minor in asskicking.

Looking forward to talking to folks who have half a brain and an ounce of logic contained therein, because there sure aren't any of those in Raleigh, North Carolina.

Wow, you've been lurking a long time! Welcome to the party. You're almost as good looking as my wife was, back when we were in college (both of us have bachelor's degrees in Physics).

[anthonyjfuchs]

Looking forward to talking to folks who have half a brain and an ounce of logic contained therein, because there sure aren't any of those in Raleigh, North Carolina.
I'm holed up here in Havelock, a mere three hours from Raleigh. It's a pissant little burgh tucked between New Bern and Morehead City, and serves mostly as housing for MCAS Cherry Point.

I've met one other live nonbeliever in town. She's a Marine with bumper stickers on her car that read "FUNDIES ARE FUNDIES NO MATTER IF THEY QUOTE THE LORD OR THE GODDESS" and "HOMOPHOBIA IS A SOCIAL DISEASE." I've also seen a scant half-dozen cars bearing variations of the evolve-fish, so we're here, even if we occassionally get lost in a sea of stupid.

Speaking of a sea of stupid, the entire NC branch of my wife's family are raging born-again Christers, so I know your pain. Of course, I do little to ease the friction, with the dozen or more letters-to-the-editor that I've written to the New Bern Sun Journal criticizing Christology. I think they've written me off as a lost-cause by this point, but they never pass up an opportunity to flaunt how great they think their little Christer lives are as indentured servants of a fictional ancient carpenter.

So if you need to vent about anything you don't think is forum worthy, feel free to shoot off an email: tonyfuchs@hotmail.com.

Fuchs is our extremely brilliant North Carolinian, aka anthonyjfuchs.
You make me blush, Prof.

Incidentally: it came up in another thread, but Anthony J Fuchs is my actual, birth-certificate name. Fuchs is a common German noun translating to "fox"; you do the math.

Find out if he's single and good looking.
Only half right (http://home.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user&MyToken=06c06ac4-2e12-4e72-97c3-dbf2dfe2337b).

I have yet to meet a brilliant North Carolinian.
To be fair, I'm only recently Southern. I was born in Philadelphia and lived in America's Least Attractive City (http://www.travelandleisure.com/afc/2007/category/1/subcategory/2) until I was 25.

I think of myself as a rationalistic missionary in a land of ignorance.

I do believe Anthony is happily married...
It's nkb's attention to detail that sets him apart ;)

...but maybe he'll make an exception for Meaghan.
Maybe in my younger days (I just hit the big Two-Seven on the 19th). I don't think I'd know what to do with an energetic young vixen like Meaghan. And there's my tachycardia to think of...


Anyway, welcome to the forum, Meaghan :)

[Sternwallow]

I've been on here for awhile, but I don't really post. I recently moved from southern CA to North Carolina to go to school. Its just now starting to hit me that I live in the bible belt. If I see one more jesus fish on a car i'm going to pry it off.

Anyway, I'm Meaghan, 22, student of physics and lifelong atheist. Hopefully I will graduate someday with a degree in nuclear engineering with a minor in asskicking.

Looking forward to talking to folks who have half a brain and an ounce of logic contained therein, because there sure aren't any of those in Raleigh, North Carolina.Nice intro. You sound like a good fit here especially if you can carry off that asskicking thing. Please think of this as a haven for the rational and unbowed. :thumbsup:

Is your physics limited to pulleys, ramps and falling weights, or does it include cosmological considerations? Either way it's fine. Just wondering...

P.S. Meaghan, 22, post pics, lots o' pics.

Edit: I see you already did. Fishing for compliments already, but, yes, you are hot.

[Sternwallow]

Maybe in my younger days (I just hit the big Two-Seven on the 19th). I don't think I'd know what to do with an energetic young vixen like Meaghan. And there's my tachycardia to think of...

Anyway, welcome to the forum, Meaghan :)
Sometimes, when you get to be my age, it is all about having a good excuse to have a little tachycardia! :D

[iiartisanii]

Nice intro. You sound like a good fit here especially if you can carry off that asskicking thing. Please think of this as a haven for the rational and unbowed. :thumbsup:

Is your physics limited to pulleys, ramps and falling weights, or does it include cosmological considerations? Either way it's fine. Just wondering...

P.S. Meaghan, 22, post pics, lots o' pics.

Edit: I see you already did. Fishing for compliments already, but, yes, you are hot.


Pulleys and ramps. . no, I can't say I have worked with any of those in quite awhile. Right now my life revolves around radiation and particles, all sorts of particles. Lots and lots and lots of particles. Ideally I'd like to get into nuclear energy, but we'll see how that goes. As far as cosmological studies, no, I'm not that smart. Definitely working on the asskicking and I think I'll get plenty of that in now that I live here.

[Sternwallow]

Pulleys and ramps. . no, I can't say I have worked with any of those in quite awhile. Right now my life revolves around radiation and particles, all sorts of particles. Lots and lots and lots of particles. Ideally I'd like to get into nuclear energy, but we'll see how that goes. As far as cosmological studies, no, I'm not that smart. Definitely working on the asskicking and I think I'll get plenty of that in now that I live here.Sounds good to me.
Doc, maybe you can help me with a small particle (or small-particle) problem I've been having for quite some time. I seem to be passing a huge number of neutrinos. Taking pectin products doesn't seem to help, doesn't even slow 'em down. I wonder if I should go swimming in a nice big neutrino-detector to diagnose this condition. My grandmother used to say that I could retain neutrinos if I just bulked up with enough mass, her fine cooking, but she never said just how much mass it would take (I suspect quite a lot). :D

[Bighead]

Join date: August 2005!? New member?

You lurked for a long time. Welcome to the forums.

[whoneedscience]

Join date: August 2005!? New member?

You lurked for a long time. Welcome to the forums.

You're one to be talking. Where the fuck have you been?

(by the way, it seems some spammer went and emailed everyone who registered over the past couple years and made about ten of them come back)

[JU Mike]

So, are you hot? :D

I should have timed you, maybe next time.

[Professor Chaos]

I waited exactly one hour. :whistle:

[Bighead]

Where the fuck have you been?



Took a break. I only started reading posts again because I found that article about "atheist sunday school" and thought it was interesting enough to post here.

Surprised anyone remembers me really.

[ocmpoma]

Who are you again?

[whoneedscience]

I feel like I start recognizing people as soon as they stop posting.

It's difficult, really. I mean, you have your regulars like Rat Bastard (who I was just getting to know as Logarithm, if I'm not mistaken, before the fucker went and changed his name) and Professor Chaos (Militant Atheist, right? fucker fapper) and Choobus (St. Teabag?), but then there are all kinds of people who post a bunch, and then disappear.

It seems like everyone who finds this place comes in with a chip on their shoulder and some crazy ideas about memetics taking over the world or something like that. They pick fights with the theists, rack up a couple hundred posts of stuff I've heard a million times before, and cool down a bit. Then right when they start getting interesting, and I start looking forward to their posts, they get bored, and I never hear from them again.

But hey, stick around!

[Rat Bastard]

Hey, I've been a "Rat Bastard" longer than I had the handle "logarithm", by now, I think. Peace, baby! Also, thanks for the acknowledgement that I am a fucker, not a fuckee. Gots to keep the gender stuff straight. :D

[Professor Chaos]

It's difficult, really. I mean, you have your regulars like Rat Bastard (who I was just getting to know as Logarithm, if I'm not mistaken, before the fucker went and changed his name) and Professor Chaos (Militant Atheist, right? fucker fapper) and Choobus (St. Teabag?),

What an unholy trinity!

[Kamikaze189]

I don't know about you guys, but I'm here for the long haul. Either we achieve an acceptably rational society (slim chance) or I have to have a place (here) where the sane gather and outnumber the neurotic.

Now, if only I were one of the interesting members you spoke of... :P

[whoneedscience]

Now, if only I were one of the interesting members you spoke of... :P

:kiss:

[Irreligious]

Also, thanks for the acknowledgement that I am a fucker, not a fuckee. Gots to keep the gender stuff straight. :D
Strap on.

I'm just sayin'.

[DrunkMonkey]

I'm missing what you're seeing. Can you tell me more?

Anyways, I just saw a picture of like five hot young chicks and started playing with myself. It's not like I was doing something odd.

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap...

Unflattering to who!

By NOT showing cleavage, you make Professor Chaos cry!

Anyways, welcome! Hope you're not offended by constant sexual herassmeat!

And people wonder why new members (especially female) don't stick around for long...

Not to criticize you or anything Prof, but what the hell happened to you in the last 2 or so months that made you like this?

If I had to guess I would say it was all started by Darwinfish. A few pictures of her got you hooked and you had to have more. Meg got you even more addicted. Becoming a mod may have contributed also. Just in the last month or two you made the lingerie picture request thread and now have "fap fap fap"ed at least two different members that I have seen. If you were about 20 years older you would be the creepy-old-guy-that-may-be-a-pedophile. For now, you are just the creepy mod.

I'll start worrying when you threaten to ban people for not posting sexy pictures.

[Professor Chaos]

Damn it, is this true? Do I really come off as "creepy?"

I like to think I'm not. I think some sexual innuendo jokes got some laughs and if anything I'm guilty of jumping the shark with something that's not really funny anymore. This post was a last straw for me earlier, so maybe I acted hastily.

But I'm on the first train out of here before I become "the creepy mod."

[Rocketman the Sequel]

hey--that was the adjective my wife used when she first met me...

[Philboid Studge]

I think Tige Andrews was the creepy mod.

http://i2.tinypic.com/73my5a9.jpg

[Rhinoqulous]

hey--that was the adjective my wife used when she first met me...

Jumping the shark?

[Irreligious]

I think Tige Andrews was the creepy mod.
Come on. That hairpiece was sssss hottt!

[Rocketman the Sequel]

creepy--creepy---i jumped no shark---but I can start broken mechanical objects by striking them with the palm of my hand--

[Bighead]

Who are you again?

I just figured out your name like 2 days ago.
I'm retarded

[Rat Bastard]

Strap on.

I'm just sayin'.

:lol::lol: Why would I need two?!?

[Rat Bastard]

creepy--creepy---i jumped no shark---but I can start broken mechanical objects by striking them with the palm of my hand--

Does that work on theist brains? :eh: Sounds like that Swaggart guy slapping people into wellness....

[skribb]

I edited it for myspace appropriateness. That photo was taken at a very unflattering angle.

. . very unflattering. It wasn't photoshopped, it was MS Painted!
Old school baby!

[skribb]

Damn it, is this true? Do I really come off as "creepy?"

I like to think I'm not. I think some sexual innuendo jokes got some laughs and if anything I'm guilty of jumping the shark with something that's not really funny anymore. This post was a last straw for me earlier, so maybe I acted hastily.

But I'm on the first train out of here before I become "the creepy mod."
You're just funny. People who've never been on intornett might find you creepy, I guess.

Although when I think about it, you're fapping jokes can sometimes be a few too many. Frequency-wise I mean.

[DrunkMonkey]

You're just funny. People who've never been on intornett might find you creepy, I guess.

Although when I think about it, you're fapping jokes can sometimes be a few too many. Frequency-wise I mean.

I would agree with the second part.

Funny: A few-fap jokes

Not as funny, but obviously not sincere:

Creating a lingerie thread and asking every female member about their hotness.

Starting to seem creepy: Creating said thread and asking all female members (even underage) as soon as you get the chance.

Basically you are pushing it when people can predict when you will ask such questions and possibly warn new members.

[Professor Chaos]

Yeah, I got your point already.

[Professor Chaos]

You know what, I'm starting to get a little fucking steamed here. First of all, you made your point, why the fuck are you saying it again?

Secondly, I didn't ask any underage members to post lingerie pictures.

Thirdly,

Basically you are pushing it when people can predict when you will ask such questions and possibly warn new members.

I can't find your posts where you say the same thing about Choobus (DYDA?) or Philboid and his drug references.

It's a fucking internet forum. People create caricatures of themselves. Up until your post, I never saw a complaint. In fact, I saw lol's and others making references to it.

In the other thread I created, which you may or may not have seen, since I have since deleted it, I thanked you for pointing this out to me. I'm no pervert, just a guy who likes to make jokes. Again, maybe this one jumped the shark. The first time you pointed it out was nice.

The second time, after I essentially said, "ok fine, no more," you're just being a cock.

[Choobus]

I can't find your posts where you say the same thing about Choobus (DYDA?)


I hardly ever say that these days

[Professor Chaos]

Troodat. Just sayin'.

[Rat Bastard]

Yeah, a lot of peops here are stealing his thunder! :mad: Actually, I think most of the type that think they can come in here and perform an atheist smackdown have had their ears boxed enough to leave the place alone. "polyp" notwithstanding.

[Lily]

It is too bad, Professor, that you deleted that thread so soon. If a few more people had seen it, it would have stopped this subject in its tracks.

As it is, enuff already. The message has been received and acted upon. The past is over. All is well.

So, shaddup, anyone, who thinks it needs to discussed further.

[Rat Bastard]

o.0 from lily, yet. like you own this place, and ANYONE will obey. lolz

[Lily]

o.0 from lily, yet. like you own this place, and ANYONE will obey. lolz

I rather think I do own this place, lolz. At least, any thread I deign to weigh in on makes this place jump. Just watch what happens next ... :lol::lol::lol:

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z191/Lily56AL/1169365711209-1.jpg

[Rat Bastard]

All too true. I like to think that some of the atheists here will finally learn to recognize rhetoric in the stead of rational argument. You provide a valuable service, in that context. Sternwallow's stellar patience at pointing out your folly will likely never bear fruit, but at least, again, the lesser skilled may learn through osmosis.

[Lily]

Sternwallow's stellar patience at pointing out your folly will likely never bear fruit, but at least, again, the lesser skilled may learn through osmosis.

:lol:

[Rat Bastard]

:lol:

You laugh, which only demonstrates your detachment from reality. The problem is, your insanity is infectious and extremely deadly.

[Sternwallow]

I hardly ever say that these days
Some of us have noticed. Have you been sick? I hope not. :D

[Choobus]

Some of us have noticed. Have you been sick? I hope not. :D

I've been sick the whole time, and I remain so.

apropos:


One afternoon Francis phones up the boss of the glory hole where he works and says "Muss, I won't be in to work today."

"Why the fuck not?" asks an anrgy muss.

"I'm sick"


"All right then," says muss, exhibiting some vexation. The next morning muss gets another call.

"I'm not gong to be able to get in today, sorry dude." Francis did not sound sorry.

"Are you ok?" asks muss, starting to believe the story.

"No, I'm sick" Francis says, and hangs up the phone.

Muss is slightly worried about Franny, who is the best spooge cleaner muss has ever employed in his glory hole-cum-peep show . The wanking boothes have never been less rancid, and Francis is the ONLY employee with the dedication to clean all the errant man-oil with his tongue, so as to save money on cleaning supplies. Naturally, muss is concerned, so he decides to stop by and bring franny some christ wafers, which are well known to offer nothing at all. He approaches Francis' apartment and hears sounds of an altercation, so he forces the door, only to discover Francis, and his twin sister, Lily, engaged in a sex act he had never before seen, nor even imagined. "What the hell, is going on Francis?" Muss demanded.

"Hey," Francis replied, "I told you I was sick."

[Sternwallow]

I've been sick the whole time, and I remain so.

apropos:


One afternoon Francis phones up the boss of the glory hole where he works and says "Muss, I won't be in to work today."

"Why the fuck not?" asks an anrgy muss.

"I'm sick"


"All right then," says muss, exhibiting some vexation. The next morning muss gets another call.

"I'm not gong to be able to get in today, sorry dude." Francis did not sound sorry.

"Are you ok?" asks muss, starting to believe the story.

"No, I'm sick" Francis says, and hangs up the phone.

Muss is slightly worried about Franny, who is the best spooge cleaner muss has ever employed in his glory hole-cum-peep show . The wanking boothes have never been less rancid, and Francis is the ONLY employee with the dedication to clean all the errant man-oil with his tongue, so as to save money on cleaning supplies. Naturally, muss is concerned, so he decides to stop by and bring franny some christ wafers, which are well known to offer nothing at all. He approaches Francis' apartment and hears sounds of an altercation, so he forces the door, only to discover Francis, and his twin sister, Lily, engaged in a sex act he had never before seen, nor even imagined. "What the hell, is going on Francis?" Muss demanded.

"Hey," Francis replied, "I told you I was sick."
This system won't permit nearly enough of :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

[anthonyjfuchs]

:vomit::lol::vomit::lol:

[mmfwmc]

OK, I give up. What does DYDA stand for?

[whoneedscience]

Okay, this is unacceptable. Choobs, you're going to have to step it up if someone who has been here for over a month doesn't know a "Do You Do Anal?" when he sees one.

[Choobus]

OK, I give up. What does DYDA stand for?

Some people think that debating theists is a useful, or even a fun thing to do. Not me. I believe it is an utter waste of time, so occasionally, in order to highlight the total inanity of what some christpuncher is saying I will ask them "do you do anal?". This will have nothing to do with the conversation (such as itr may be) and is completely irrelevent, as is a good deal of whatever the theist is saying. Any pointless question will do, but DYDA seems to work pretty well for me.

[Lurker]

well do ya, punk?

[inkadu]

I missed a lingerie thread?

Fuck!

[Rat Bastard]

I missed a lingerie thread?

Fuck!

Yes, indeed, you missed it. It was la créme de la créme of teh internets. It was so hot, it scorched the server, and the entire thread had to be deleted.

[inkadu]

Yes, indeed, you missed it. It was la créme de la créme of teh internets. It was so hot, it scorched the server, and the entire thread had to be deleted.

I think you misundertand. I just got this really hot G-String I'd like to model. You can barely see it from the front, because of my gut hang, but a lingerie thread would have been the perfect place to showcase it.

[Rat Bastard]

I think you misundertand. I just got this really hot G-String I'd like to model. You can barely see it from the front, because of my gut hang, but a lingerie thread would have been the perfect place to showcase it.

Start a new one! But be sure to warn us! I for one, don't need to see here what I can find in a mirror. :D

[inkadu]

Start a new one! But be sure to warn us! I for one, don't need to see here what I can find in a mirror. :D

Oh, I can't go first. People would just be too intimidated.

Might get rid of Lily, and a pack of D batteries, for a few minutes tho...

[Smellyoldgit]

OK, I'll go first -

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m195/smellyoldgit/smelly.jpg

Now show me yours. :P

[Professor Chaos]

http://brigite.com/Men's_Thong_Swimwear1Large.jpg

[inkadu]

Wow. Some good competition, but I put you all to shame.

http://www.mtv.com/onair/movieawards/ma07/polls/poll_6/74388199.jpg

Eyebrows of DOOM, baby. Shit, even my nipples have brows.

[Eva]

that guy has a bad bad baaad hernia....

[Smellyoldgit]

I think it's an in-growing penis.

[Eva]

:vomit:

smelly, please!!!

[CycloneRanger]

I think it's an in-growing penis.
I sure hope not. If it is, he'd be permanently fucked.

[PhilOchsLives]

Yes, the Bible Belt sucks chimp ass. But so does most of the rest of the USA. For my part, I take my vacations in wilderness areas and national parks, far away from the praying moron masses.

[Sternwallow]

Yes, the Bible Belt sucks chimp ass. But so does most of the rest of the USA. For my part, I take my vacations in wilderness areas and national parks, far away from the praying moron masses.
Apparently and happily you have missed the stupid creationist crappola at the Grand Canyon.

[Choobus]

I sure hope not. If it is, he'd be permanently fucked.

:lol: