Introduction

[Mr. Wimpy]

Hello,

My name is Maddawgg and after a long arduous trek through the peaks and valleys of the world wide web I finally found a place where I think I can park my atheist ass and nobody will try to steal my hubcaps!

I have been lurking and reading some of the threads and it seems as though there is some high powered gray matter here. I hope my tiny little blue collar brain can keep up.........

Maddawgg

[Noctuary]

Hi. I am new here myself. Welcome :)

[Gnosital]

Nice to meet your atheist ass, madddawgg!

BTW, did you notice we have a random pictures thread....?

[Eva]

mmmmm!!! asss!!!!!!!

welcome to our humble forum, madd!

[Rat Bastard]

Alright, you gals, give the guy some space before you pinch his asscheeks, now.....

[Mr. Wimpy]

Hi. I am new here myself. Welcome :)
Thank you. I am looking forward to some discourse with like minded people. I am surrounded by the "flock" and they are all bleating in the same annoying, whiny voice of the uninformed.

[Gnosital]

Alright, you gals, give the guy some space before you pinch his asscheeks, now.....


Now Rattie, don't be sexist!! Maddawgg might be a chick!

[Mr. Wimpy]

Thanks! No I didn't see the random pictures thread. How do I access it?

[Rat Bastard]

Now Rattie, don't be sexist!! Maddawgg might be a chick!

Alright, you, be nice before you pinch the asscheeks of the new member...or something like that. I didn't know you swang that way.....

[Gnosital]

Thanks! No I didn't see the random pictures thread. How do I access it?

Look under new posts tab, or you can start here. (http://ravingatheists.com/forum/showthread.php?p=460487#post460487)

There's only 219 pages or something.

[Gnosital]

Alright, you, be nice before you pinch the asscheeks of the new member...or something like that. I didn't know you swang that way.....

Maybe I was just thinking bout my fellow mens. Or maybe you haven't been paying attention....

[Mr. Wimpy]

Thank you! I am looking forward to spending time in conversation with people who don't think I resemble something they found on the bottom of their shoe because I don't believe in their god.

[Mr. Wimpy]

Alright, you gals, give the guy some space before you pinch his asscheeks, now.....
Hey, I don't mind! They can pinch away!

[Rat Bastard]

Maybe I was just thinking bout my fellow mens. Or maybe you haven't been paying attention....

Oh, I KNOW yer going to want to squeeze my ass and pinch my face cheeks when you finally see my hard little bod, (complete with a spare tire), clear blue eyes, and big muscular shoulders.

[Mr. Wimpy]

Nope, I am a guy. I think that's why my mother put me in a cardboard box and dumped me on the neighbor's porch when I was two months old. She had her heart set on a girl!

[Gnosital]

Oh, I KNOW yer going to want to squeeze my ass and pinch my face cheeks when you finally see my hard little bod, (complete with a spare tire), clear blue eyes, and big muscular shoulders.

Gracious, Rattie!!! Have you been looking at Smelly's wanking machine ad????

And where are my pictures, you tease??

[Gnosital]

Thank you! I am looking forward to spending time in conversation with people who don't think I resemble something they found on the bottom of their shoe because I don't believe in their god.

Dude, only a couple of assclowns do that around here, and they're off for xmas break. And when they come back, we'll just keep using them as chew toys. No worries!!

Hey, I don't mind! They can pinch away!

Sweeeeet! Hey Eva, we got us a live one!!!! :thumbsup:

[Eva]

yeay, a live one! our kind of human!

::shit, how lower can our standards get?::

[Gnosital]

yeay, a live one! our kind of human!

::shit, how lower can our standards get?::

Actually, my standards are pretty impossibly high these days: single atheists only.

That's premium stuff there, Eva! You just don't appreciate how hard it is to find a good atheist man!

Although I believe you do appreciate how good it is to find a hard atheist man....

[Eva]

so hard, dear, that i had to make my own.... :dance:

[Gnosital]

so hard, dear, that i had to make my own.... :dance:


Really???





ummmm....






So what did you make it out of?

:P

[Eva]

i took a very fresh, recently imported premium minnesotan, and slapped some sense into him....

[Gnosital]

Oh. Nevermind then, I thought you were talking about something else entirely. :whistle:

[Eva]

you have a filthy, filthy mind!

(isn't that wonderful????)

[Gnosital]

you have a filthy, filthy mind!

(isn't that wonderful????)

A mind is a terrible thing to keep clean, innit.

[Rat Bastard]

Nope, I am a guy. I think that's why my mother put me in a cardboard box and dumped me on the neighbor's porch when I was two months old. She had her heart set on a girl!

By the way, welcome, maddawgg. I think you'll fit in nicely here, with that warped sense of humor.

[Reverend Blasphemy]

Actually, my standards are pretty impossibly high these days: single atheists only.

That's premium stuff there, Eva! You just don't appreciate how hard it is to find a good atheist man!

Although I believe you do appreciate how good it is to find a hard atheist man....

Aww, Gnosy! You're totally worth waiting for and you shouldn't settle at all! We both need to hit some skeptics conferences and pick up some decent men. :)

I'll take a Vin Diesel lookalike, please.

[Rat Bastard]

Gracious, Rattie!!! Have you been looking at Smelly's wanking machine ad????

And where are my pictures, you tease??

I don't know where you put YOUR pictures. :D

I broke the camera. :blush: Patience!

Here's a piccie of my twin brother, though.

http://www.arrogantbastard.com/faq/index.html

[Reverend Blasphemy]

I don't know where you put YOUR pictures. :D

I broke the camera. :blush: Patience!

Here's a piccie of my twin brother, though.

http://www.arrogantbastard.com/faq/index.html

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg68/pharandaway/pinata.gif

[Rat Bastard]

Heh heh..he lost all his hair, and his horns are showing!

[Sternwallow]

Aww, Gnosy! You're totally worth waiting for and you shouldn't settle at all! We both need to hit some skeptics conferences and pick up some decent men. :)

I'll take a Vin Diesel lookalike, please.
For the body, maybe. The face is the mug of a thug. The guy looks like he was brought up in a flatiron factory.:P

[Gnosital]

Aww, Gnosy! You're totally worth waiting for and you shouldn't settle at all! We both need to hit some skeptics conferences and pick up some decent men. :)

I'll take a Vin Diesel lookalike, please.

You betcha!! Kate and I had a few opportunities at the Atheists Alliance conference, but we weren't even really trying. So are you up for the next Skeptics conference at Caltech...?

And you can have Vin. I'm holding out for Michael Shermer. :heart:

OR James Randi.

:P


Smart atheist men are hot.

[Gnosital]

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg68/pharandaway/pinata.gif


Speaking of that, when are we going to drink together again?

I have a whole week before classes start again!

:thumbsup:

[Gnosital]

For the body, maybe. The face is the mug of a thug. The guy looks like he was brought up in a flatiron factory.:P


I bet you're a LOT cuter than Vin! :D

[Irreligious]

For the body, maybe. The face is the mug of a thug. The guy looks like he was brought up in a flatiron factory.:P
Butt some of us find that beat up mug (along with the rest of the package) very appealing. :heart: :heart:

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/Sinckler/male-celeb-vin-diesel-001.jpg

I like the multiracial, multi-ethnic thing he's got goin' on, too.

[Gnosital]

Butt some of us find that beat up mug (along with the rest of the package) very appealing. :heart: :heart:


http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/Sinckler/male-celeb-vin-diesel-001.jpg



Irr, you are SO funny!!!

[Irreligious]

:angel:

[Reverend Blasphemy]

Thanks, Irr. I'm gonna file that in my spank bank. Gnosey! Give me a call; I'm ready for a bender! And count me in for the next skeptics meeting.

Kisses! :x

[Waddlie]

Smart atheist men are hot.

We are, aren't we? :whistle:

[Wakkun]

Hi, maddawgg, you aren't related to mmfwmc are you? Oh no, your nick has vowels in it :D

Ignore this unruly hijacking of your intro thread, it happens to everyone :bop:

[skribb]

Smart atheist men are hot.

What's your phone number?

[Gnosital]

What's your phone number?
That depends. What's your shoe size? :P

[skribb]

That depends. What's your shoe size? :P
One million.

[Gnosital]

One million.


Hmmm.... they sure measure things differently over der in Sweden!!