Hiya!

[Sarah405]

Hello

Looking forward for some intellectual conversations and good explanations,

Just wanted to say Hi to everyone!

Sarah

[Rat Bastard]

Welcome, Sarah405. Is that freeway near you, or is that just a number (of Sarahs somewhere else)?

[ubs]

Hi Sarah, Why don't you tell us a little about yourself?

[Professor Chaos]

Welcome to our forum! Hope you stick around. :)

[Professor Chaos]

Hi Sarah, Why don't you tell us a little about yourself?

Yes, please tell us the flavor of your preferred brand of Christology. We haven't had a new Christian in some time. :)

[ubs]

Easy boy! Wait for it. Wait for it. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Squeezetoyalien.jpg)

[Sarah405]

:) it's so sweet how you welcome your guests.

Hehe.

[Kate]

Yes, please tell us the flavor of your preferred brand of Christology. We haven't had a new Christian in some time. :)

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/55000/55257RwYV_w.jpg

[psychodiva]

Hello sarah - jump right in and tell us a bit about yourself :)

[ubs]

Sarah says "Well, I'm an 67 year old white guy from Oklahoma that dreams of punishing naughty atheist boys!"

[psychodiva]

:whistle:

[Sarah405]

Hehe ubs u'd be surprized what I am ;)

[Kate]

Peppermint flavored.
http://www.mainandcentral.org/candy%20striper.jpg

[Professor Chaos]

Hehe ubs u'd be surprized what I am ;)

How about just telling us already. Not an option?

[Sarah405]

well for one thing, i'm definitely not some 67 year old grey haired man lol

[Rocketman the Sequel]

Kate---I love you.

[Kate]

:heart:

[Waddlie]

Oi.

[Kate]

Hey, there, big guy!! smoochies!

[Irreligious]

well for one thing, i'm definitely not some 67 year old grey haired man lol
I'm going to guess that you're a Brit or a Canadian, female, most likely, and significantly younger than 67 years old. And judging from the Bible prophecy thread you created in this forum, it's a fairly safe bet that you're some stripe of Christian.

[Kate]

Candy striped.
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/18709.jpg

[Waddlie]

Where's the "hubba hubba" smiley?

[Kate]

I gotcher smilie right here, bitch :D

[Irreligious]

Take note of who runs Petticoat Junction:
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Woot! Woot!

[Philboid Studge]

were those skanks bathing in drinking water? no wonder southerners have brain damage.

ADDED: I never knew that Hooterville (!) the town where PJ is set, is the same Hooterville as the one in Green Acres.

[Irreligious]

were those skanks bathing in drinking water? no wonder southerners have brain damage.
Gives a whole new meaning to the ol' pick-up line: "Girl, you so fine, I'd drink your bathwater."

Of course, them thar girls ain't never had a lick a dirt on 'em. They was pure cream.

ADDED: I never knew that Hooterville (!) the town where PJ is set, is the same Hooterville as the one in Green Acres.
Yup. Hooterville, Petticoat Junction. You think the shows' creator, Paul Henning, was trying to telegraph something?

[Professor Chaos]

Indeed. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooterville)

[Livingstrong]

For what it's worth, welcome to the forum Sarah405

[ubs]

I'm going to guess that you're a Brit or a Canadian, female, most likely, and significantly younger than 67 years old. And judging from the Bible prophecy thread you created in this forum, it's a fairly safe bet that you're some stripe of Christian.

Only a young woman who was a pro would say "Hee Hee." The high pitched giggle is an old man fantasy. An actual teen would eat a bullet before acting like that.

I stand by my earlier assertion of old man and raise you 'jock itch' and 'probable inflatable doll user.'

[mmfwmc]

Or else she's pollyp in disguise. She would have.

[Smellyoldgit]

Mr Google certainly throws up some great stuff from our demented, evangelical fuckwit (http://www.christianityboard.com/prophecies-end-times-finally-revealed-t4043.html).
No time for 'em I'm pleased to say.
Arseholes.

[Stargazer]

Mr Google certainly throws up some great stuff from our demented, evangelical fuckwit (http://www.christianityboard.com/prophecies-end-times-finally-revealed-t4043.html).
No time for 'em I'm pleased to say.
Arseholes.

Just reading it made my head start to hurt. Pass the Excederin.