Greets

[dogpet]

This is the funniest forum on the interweb, it`s had me in stitches for a week & I hope you let me join in.
I`m in the UK.
I stated my faith in Jedi at the last ofishul census, but we were denied our promised new religion status by the nobheads.
I think education according to parental delusion is possibly the worst thing about the UK.
I`m a socialist.

What does it mean when a word or phrase gets scored through?

There are some clever people on here, I loved the way you sent them two packing who wanted organised athiesm. Idiots. The papist bishop of Glasgow claims secular is a faith & is entitled to same faith school rights as rc`s. Flipping Heck!

Oh yes, I like it you can swear here.

I did not like the post where someone suggested as an analogy that golfers should be tolerant of people making up their own rules about what to hit the ball with, ala Happy Gilmore. Stop right there pal :mad: I don`t mind you taking the piss out of me being descended from the escaped pets of a picnicing alien, but golf shite is sheer blasphemy.

Lastly, I can`t stand americans.

[Waddlie]

Woohoo, yet another Brit... (you might need to tolerate the yankee way of life if you're sticking around, though - I can already hear the queue forming to kick your ass).

[Philboid Studge]

Lastly, I can`t stand americans.

We call 'em Merkins, dogpet. But it only applies to the phony cunts.

If urine London or environs on 18th, some of us are going to drink 'til we stink. (smelly has the inside track on that particular contest)

Also: until they stick a goalie in front of that hole, golf aint even a friggin sport.

and welcome.

[mmfwmc]

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[dogpet]

We call 'em Merkins, dogpet. But it only applies to the phony cunts.

If urine London or environs on 18th, some of us are going to drink 'til we stink. (smelly has the inside track on that particular contest)

Also: until they stick a goalie in front of that hole, golf aint even a friggin sport.

and welcome.
Ta for 3 welcomes.
Yeh merkins, that`s the ones.
Yes please on 18th info I am last station on London tube line.
Oh & fuck off, you only don`t like it coz body armour is forbidden in the dress code.

[Waddlie]

Last station on London tube line? Which of the 12 tube lines, exactly?

[dogpet]

Ta for RW golf vid. That was utter brill :D
Forgot to mention, I am Scottish :thumbsup:

[dogpet]

Last station on London tube line? Which of the 12 tube lines, exactly?
R U a stalker?

[Choobus]

Last station on London tube line? Which of the 12 tube lines, exactly?

doesn't matter, if it's the last station it'll be somewhere pikey like cockfosters

[dogpet]

doesn't matter, if it's the last station it'll be somewhere pikey like cockfosters
Wrong. I`m with the nobs on the Metropolitan LOL

[Rhinoqulous]

Another fucking limey. Where are all the atheists in the frozen north? There has to be one or two around here.

EDIT: Oh, I guess welcome dogpet.

[dogpet]

Another fucking limey. Where are all the atheists in the frozen north? There has to be one or two around here.

EDIT: Oh, I guess welcome dogpet.
Thanks Rhinoqulous, I suppose :)
If you mean Scotland, I think there are a lot of cowardly athiests in the presbiterian cult.

[Choobus]

Lastly, I can`t stand americans.

That's like saying you hate porn just because Francis is in some of it.

[Kate]

So, dogpet, does the title of this thread mean that you're a crybaby? Do you wear a skirt?

Just curious. I mean, the last real Scotsman I met, I couldn't understand a damn thing he was saying. It sounded cool. But hell. Some guy they called "Jordy" had to interpret.

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[dogpet]

That's like saying you hate porn just because Francis is in some of it.
No,hetro porn is okeh, & I meant Merkins obviously, which is 97.3% of what we see of out cousins on UK TV hence the slip, sorry.
Yanks must think all Brits ase criminals I guess?

[dogpet]

So, dogpet, does the title of this thread mean that you're a crybaby? Do you wear a skirt?

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Hi Kate, Except for weddings, the only people you`ll see wearing the kilt in Scotland are Americans tourists. Not kidding :rolleyes:

[Waddlie]

http://www.nysaes.cornell.edu/comm/staff/zakour/cc/cc0108.GIF

[GaryM]

Where are all the atheists in the frozen north?

I'm at 56° 27′ 51″ N, is that Northern enough? Are there RA's more northern than that?

[ubs]

Lastly, I can`t stand americans.

A bigot then. Welcome dogpet.

[Rat Bastard]

Well, in all fairness, most of US atheist-merkins can't stand most merkins, here in the US, since they's all christard-ey. Welcome dogpet.

[ocmpoma]

I've been further north than that, but only for a few days at a time.

[ghoulslime]

So, dogpet, does the title of this thread mean that you're a crybaby? Do you wear a skirt?

Just curious. I mean, the last real Scotsman I met, I couldn't understand a damn thing he was saying. It sounded cool. But hell. Some guy they called "Jordy" had to interpret.

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The last time I was in Thailand, I hung out with some SAS dudes from Scotland. I swear I could only understand like 20% of what they were saying. I actually asked one of them if they could speak any other languages. (I was hoping to go back and forth when we reach an impasse with English.)

[skribb]

I don't like American mentality in general, perhaps I refer to Merkins, I'm not sure. Anyway, welcome dogpet, I have a thing for socialists! That is, I don't understand you lot at all :)

[balder]

Hi Kate, Except for weddings, the only people you`ll see wearing the kilt in Scotland are Americans tourists. Not kidding :rolleyes:


Or guides showing American (and other) tourists round.My prospective son in law is from Liverpool-nothing wrong in that!He is going to wear a kilt at the wedding and wanted me to wear one-I look a total prat in a kilt so have got away with tartan trousers!

[Professor Chaos]

What the fuck is happening here?

[Kate]

I dunno. Can't understand shit.

But he has notably not answered the question about whether he's a crybaby or not. Still wondering.

[ubs]

I dunno. Can't understand shit.

But he has notably not answered the question about whether he's a crybaby or not. Still wondering.

Time for the cry baby challenge.

[Kate]

http://www.floramcdonald.com/ucv/moonbats/kilts/angry_sm.jpg

[Kate]

http://king-of-fools.com/images/got_kilt.jpg

[JU Mike]

Welcome dogpet! So I see you're a socialist, do wish to describs some of your views. Sorry, but it's just my Libertarian curiosity. I think that's the way to describe it, oh what ever.

[dogpet]

Welcome dogpet! So I see you're a socialist, do wish to describs some of your views. Sorry, but it's just my Libertarian curiosity. I think that's the way to describe it, oh what ever.
Thanx Mike & all the other welcomes, glad to be here.

I guess my views will come out in the forums. If I said I was proud to be in a position to pay tax & I`m happy to pay it would that help?

& as for the greetin` test Kate. No, I`m pragmatic & don`t complain much.

[Professor Chaos]

Do you pay taxes on apostrophes?

[Kate]

& as for the greetin` test Kate. No, I`m pragmatic & don`t complain much.

:thumbsup:

http://www.ttsint.com/kilts/images/tart2.jpg

[Kate]

Aw, isn't he just sweet?
http://www.pets-supply.co.uk/images/burkilt.jpg

[dogpet]

Do you pay taxes on apostrophes?
Am I using too many?
Are you related to that Waddly who dont like my speeling?

Place is full of fucking school teachers :rolleyes:

Listen, I can`t stand pettyness, when ever I come across a petty person I write their name down in a little book I keep for the purpose.

who```s line is that? I donno.

[Professor Chaos]

Am I using too many?
Are you related to that Waddly[sic] who dont[sic] like my speeling?[sic]

Place[sic] is full of fucking school teachers[sic] :rolleyes:

Listen, I can`[sic]t stand pettyness[sic], when ever[sic] I come across a petty person I write their name down in a little book I keep for the purpose.[sic]

who```s[sic] line is that? I donno.[sic]

You haven't used one yet.

[Kate]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/081005/grammar-police-arrest-this-man.gif

[dogpet]

You haven't used one yet.
Oh I get it :doh:let me have a look at this keyboard ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
err, is this it you anal bastard ' ? :blush: Will try harder sir.

[Rocketman the Sequel]

Chaos man- -you are getting owned by a bunch of apostrophes...

Harsh.

DO something man.

[Waddlie]

Chaos man- -you are getting owned by a bunch of apostrophes...

Harsh.

DO something man.

I think you'll find they were commas...

[Rat Bastard]

What, they got demoted, or something?

[ghoulslime]

Thanx Mike & all the other welcomes, glad to be here.

I guess my views will come out in the forums. If I said I was proud to be in a position to pay tax & I`m happy to pay it would that help?

& as for the greetin` test Kate. No, I`m pragmatic & don`t complain much.

Let me know if these rowdy bastards get out of hand. I'll back your play! :mad: A Scotsman and an atheist! You have my allegiance!

http://www.poetryring.com/ra/mitchellcoa.jpg

Ghoulslime Coat of Arms

Mitchell sept of Clan Innes

http://www.poetryring.com/ra/mitchell1.jpg

[Choobus]

What, they got demoted, or something?

maybe they were comma chameleons

[Rat Bastard]

maybe they were comma chameleons

Fuckin' Boy George. I think. Didn't he get arrested for coke possession when some tranny tried to rob him at his domicile?

[Choobus]

I dunno, I don't generally keep track of tranny related crime. Francis would probably know. Alls I know is that boy george and geeorge micheal are both fucking nutjobs, and they are both called george, and george bush is also a nutjob. Therefore, using Xtian logic it follows that george bush is gay and insane.

[Rat Bastard]

Let me know if these rowdy bastards get out of hand. I'll back your play! :mad: A Scotsman and an atheist! You have my allegiance!

http://www.poetryring.com/ra/mitchellcoa.jpg

Ghoulslime Coat of Arms

Mitchell sept of Clan Innes

http://www.poetryring.com/ra/mitchell1.jpg


God's favorite in battle? Huh. Who new?

[Rat Bastard]

Teh Bastard Family Coat of Arms.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g208/logarithm/CoA_Color_Cropped.jpg

This and a dollar can get you a five-pack of gum nearly anywhere in the world.

[skribb]

If I said I was proud to be in a position to pay tax & I`m happy to pay it would that help?

No, it doesn't and I shall tell you why:

A "socialist" can adhere to anything 'tween Marxism, Nazism (i.e National Socialism) and, um, "moderate" socialism (Social Democracy). I am also quite positive about socialistic ideals like universal healthcare (which as you might know, is possible thanks to high taxes), but I am as liberal as the get, too (though I support gun control, for instance).

By "socialist", I always think of communists and utopian socialists. What type of socialist are you? :)

[dogpet]

I think you'll find they were commas...
I've heard giving up religion leaves a void that needs to be filled. You seem to have swapped your bible for a dictionary.
The commas were a weak attempt to signify me looking for the apostrophe button, which I found lurking under @, which you can see if you look just B4 the ? in the post.
No doubt you would have preferred me to use colons.

[dogpet]

Let me know if these rowdy bastards get out of hand. I'll back your play! :mad: A Scotsman and an atheist! You have my allegiance!

Cheers goulslime :thumbsup: Unfortunately my name comes from the mongrel side so don't qualify for tartan you lucky get :cry:

[dogpet]

No, it doesn't and I shall tell you why:

A "socialist" can adhere to anything 'tween Marxism, Nazism (i.e National Socialism) and, um, "moderate" socialism (Social Democracy). I am also quite positive about socialistic ideals like universal healthcare (which as you might know, is possible thanks to high taxes), but I am as liberal as the get, too (though I support gun control, for instance).

By "socialist", I always think of communists and utopian socialists. What type of socialist are you? :)
Sounds like we have pretty similar views m8. I would have publicly funded health, transport & all essential services. Anti monarchy, pro the EU & single currency. I would support gun control but we don`t have that problem. I think charity is a wrong thing, hope I don't need to explain. I might be a communist if there weren't so many greedy cunts who would spoil it, so I'm probably utopian. Think that'll do for now.
Oh yes, nearly forgot. I would kill the rich :lol:

[Rocketman the Sequel]

yes but would you eat them?

[Eva]

only the young and tender. he's not that staunch, remember.....

[mmfwmc]

Eat the rich, but pay me, motherfucker.
That's my attitude.

[ghoulslime]

God's favorite in battle? Huh. Who new?

That's right! The Chosen few! God is with us!

[Rocketman the Sequel]

I think you'll find they were commas...

Oh well you can just jam your fucking "Commas" up your bung you fuckwad smeglicking...

uh...I mean--Thanks for the lesson in punctuation Waddlie old boy...much appreciated.

[skribb]

Sounds like we have pretty similar views m8. I would have publicly funded health, transport & all essential services. Anti monarchy, pro the EU & single currency. I would support gun control but we don`t have that problem. I think charity is a wrong thing, hope I don't need to explain. I might be a communist if there weren't so many greedy cunts who would spoil it, so I'm probably utopian. Think that'll do for now.
Oh yes, nearly forgot. I would kill the rich :lol:

Yep... it certainly does it FOR NOW :bird:

You don't have to explain your stance on charity, but me being very interested in that field (as in whether to support charity or not), I'd love to hear what you have to say on that subject.

Greed is huge problem and it will never end, that is why theoretical communism isn't viable by a long shot.

[Gnosital]

Hi dogpet.

Is your avatar a picture of a scottie dog with its face on fire?

If so, it seems a bit much for one who seems to identify so readily with the species.

[dogpet]

It's a firepit in a volcano in Lanzerote.
Username is nought to do with dogs.

[Gnosital]

It's a firepit in a volcano in Lanzerote.
Username is nought to do with dogs.


Hmm. Apparently my dog pareidola is wholly the product of suggestion.

But I'm very glad to hear it isn't a Yorkie with its face on fire.

[dogpet]

Hmm. Apparently my dog pareidola is wholly the product of suggestion.

But I'm very glad to hear it isn't a Yorkie with its face on fire.
Hi Gnosital
Could have been worse = long hair man wit beard :cool:

[Gnosital]

Hi Gnosital
Could have been worse = long hair man wit beard :cool:

?



:(




I'm just not seeing it. Does the man have his face on fire too?

[dogpet]

?

:(

I'm just not seeing it. Does the man have his face on fire too?
:doh: You said it was a pareidolia. Jebus is a popular pareidolia subject.

geddit :rolleyes: :D

[Gnosital]

:doh: You said it was a pareidolia. Jebus is a popular pareidolia subject.

geddit :rolleyes: :D


OHHHHH!!!!

Yes, I understand. The problem is again a perceptual set. I never see jeebus in anything.

Not even pictures of jeebus. :P

[Rat Bastard]

You are pretty damn' realistic...since jeebus likely ain't. Hence, seeing that seems pretty unlikely. Especially when considering that, if the jeebs WAS real, he likely looked nothing like the representations in western art.

[Gnosital]

You are pretty damn' realistic...since jeebus likely ain't. Hence, seeing that seems pretty unlikely. Especially when considering that, if the jeebs WAS real, he likely looked nothing like the representations in western art.


Was that to me or dogpet?

:eh:

[Stargazer]

That's right! The Chosen few! God is with us!

How do you know that for sure? It might be the Easter Bunny.

[dogpet]

OHHHHH!!!!

Yes, I understand. The problem is again a perceptual set. I never see jeebus in anything.

Not even pictures of jeebus. :P
:clap: You had me going there :bop: take that

[Gnosital]

:clap: You had me going there :bop: take that


We cool.

:thumbsup:

[Rat Bastard]

Was that to me or dogpet?

:eh:

That was for yousers. Realistic, and all. You don't make shit up from a picture, and you also know that if there really was a lowered jeebus, he wasn't some blue-eyed white boy with sandy brown curls. :angel:

[Gnosital]

That was for yousers. Realistic, and all. You don't make shit up from a picture, and you also know that if there really was a lowered jeebus, he wasn't some blue-eyed white boy with sandy brown curls. :angel:


Which is why I don't see jeebus in the picture............ innit.

[Rat Bastard]

Like, totally.