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lihpappil
02-10-2008, 11:18 PM
Heloooo
how is it? is it good?
I'm Lhipappil - inside out and back to front...
I have already posted like a naughty pie.
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v121/125/66/704306646/n704306646_242576_5110.jpg
this is me ... I was about 8 months pregnant so .... it is only from the neck up ... I'm sure you will understand...
I have multiplied now so there is another atheist in the world... (if that is how she wants to be)
I'm a teacher usually ... but now I am staying at home to breastfeed chain myself to the kitchen sink...
no it isn't like that
I am enjoying the break
chin-chin-a-roo
Lihp
Welcome lihpappil! And congratulations on your new addition!
welcome, lihp!!
BREED!! BREED MORE!!!!!!!!!!! we need more heathens. i already have one!
Greetings.
We have a few members from your area of the world, but, most of them haven't posted much lately.
I hope you enjoy your stay.
ghoulslime
02-11-2008, 12:22 AM
Greetings, person of the underverse!
meg1448
02-11-2008, 03:44 AM
Welcome to the madness. Congratulations on your little bundle of sin! :D
skribb
02-11-2008, 04:41 AM
Hi Aussie :wave:
WITHTEETH
02-11-2008, 06:41 AM
Greetings NooB!
Black cloak and dagger are in the mail, sacrificial virgins come through me... first.
soo... Whats your story, everyone has one.
Philboid Studge
02-11-2008, 08:48 AM
...breastfeed chain myself to the kitchen sink...
Unclear on how this works. Pls post pics.
Professor Chaos
02-11-2008, 10:05 AM
Despite the title of this post invoking memories of an aging semi-plastic Cher in ass-less pants, I welcome you to our forums. :cheers:
clambake
02-11-2008, 12:14 PM
Despite the title of this post invoking memories of an aging semi-plastic Cher in ass-less pants, I welcome you to our forums. :cheers:
GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Damn you PC! :bird:
Welcome Lhipappil.
P.S. I know Lhipappil named the thread but I hadn't even thought of the damn song until PC mentioned it.
Professor Chaos
02-11-2008, 12:15 PM
GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Damn you PC! :bird:
Welcome Lhipappil.
P.S. I know Lhipappil named the thread but I hadn't even thought of the damn song until PC mentioned it.
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08042/856482-61.stm
mmfwmc
02-11-2008, 03:19 PM
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08042/856482-61.stm
That brings back some fond memories of pitt's finest news publication, but I can't wipe my ass with it.
Edit:What the fuck was that apostrophe doing there? Prof, please destroy the evidence in your post, I'm begging you.
Professor Chaos
02-11-2008, 03:23 PM
That bring's back some fond memories of pitt's finest news publication, but I can't wipe my ass with it.
Christ, did you never read the Trib? It's owned by Richard Mellon Scaife for fucks sake. It makes The Washington Times look like The Huffington Post.
mmfwmc
02-11-2008, 03:25 PM
Actually, I did look at it once, but when I tried to pick it up it hissed and brandished a cross at me.
lihpappil
02-11-2008, 04:52 PM
It is titled that way because I posted elsewhere before my introduction... if I was a Jane Austin character I would be stricken from society!
Lhip
Waddlie
02-11-2008, 05:16 PM
Wilkommen, Phillippa.
Wilkommen, Phillippa.
Ahh, thanks for sovling that one, Waddlie. I saw the backwards Phil in the name, but since she's a female, I was confused.
Now I can sleep tonight.
lihpappil
02-11-2008, 07:10 PM
mmmwwaahahahaha
good things
good things
myst7426
02-11-2008, 09:16 PM
Heloooo
how is it? is it good?
I'm Lhipappil - inside out and back to front...
I have already posted like a naughty pie.
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v121/125/66/704306646/n704306646_242576_5110.jpg
this is me ... I was about 8 months pregnant so .... it is only from the neck up ... I'm sure you will understand...
I have multiplied now so there is another atheist in the world... (if that is how she wants to be)
I'm a teacher usually ... but now I am staying at home to breastfeed chain myself to the kitchen sink...
no it isn't like that
I am enjoying the break
chin-chin-a-roo
Lihp
Are you single?
Choobus
02-11-2008, 10:03 PM
Are you single?
you mean like the digits of your IQ?
myst7426
02-11-2008, 10:21 PM
you mean like the digits of your IQ?
Single: not married or dating anyone. My IQ is well beyond single and double digits. Anyone need their taxes done? My rate is $100/hr. $200/hr if you are rich.
JU Mike
02-11-2008, 10:22 PM
you mean like the digits of your IQ?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
lihpappil
02-11-2008, 11:30 PM
Are you single?
no
Gnosital
02-11-2008, 11:46 PM
Are you single?
It's not like you really give a shit, Myst!
Rat Bastard
02-11-2008, 11:51 PM
Heloooo
how is it? is it good?
I'm Lhipappil - inside out and back to front...
I have already posted like a naughty pie.
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v121/125/66/704306646/n704306646_242576_5110.jpg
this is me ... I was about 8 months pregnant so .... it is only from the neck up ... I'm sure you will understand...
I have multiplied now so there is another atheist in the world... (if that is how she wants to be)
I'm a teacher usually ... but now I am staying at home to breastfeed chain myself to the kitchen sink...
no it isn't like that
I am enjoying the break
chin-chin-a-roo
Lihp
The flush that accompanies pregnancy is priceless! Yummay! Glory in it, even if your feet did hurt. And, oh, yeah- welcome!
Are you single?
Myst, are you that pathetic that you are trying to pick up a forum member from Australia?
If she was single, would you fly there, just to get some sex, and try to prove to us that you are straight?
Rocketman the Sequel
02-12-2008, 10:48 AM
Myst, are you that pathetic that you are trying to pick up a forum member from Australia?
If she was single, would you fly there, just to get some sex, and try to prove to us that you are ------human and not a robotic alien drone who has just recently discovered that having someone else rub his naugthy bits makes him feel kinda happy?
Fixed for accuracy.
Professor Chaos
02-12-2008, 11:01 AM
Single: not married or dating anyone. My IQ is well beyond single and double digits. Anyone need their taxes done? My rate is $100/hr. $200/hr if you are rich.
If I wanted to pay $200/hr to look at shit I'd hire 2 girls and buy a cup.
(They'd probably do my taxes more accurately as well.)
Choobus
02-12-2008, 01:29 PM
Myst is boasting that his IQ is well beyond double digits. That's like one of Lily's centipedes boasting about owning 30 pairs of shoes. What an incredible twat he is.
Waddlie
02-12-2008, 03:08 PM
If I wanted to pay $200/hr to look at shit I'd hire 2 girls and buy a cup.
(They'd probably do my taxes more accurately as well.)
Was that a very subtle Office Space reference, Prof?
Professor Chaos
02-12-2008, 03:25 PM
No...er...
Are you not familiar? (http://www.2girls1cup.com)
NSFW!
Waddlie
02-12-2008, 03:49 PM
Ah, I thought you meant...
Ih-uKlHuC6s
1.07 - 1.47
Professor Chaos
02-12-2008, 03:51 PM
:lol:
Can't view it at work, but I know what it is. Classic scene.
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.
Waddlie
02-12-2008, 03:56 PM
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
mmfwmc
02-12-2008, 04:09 PM
atHWASn_ygo
clambake
02-15-2008, 10:29 AM
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
Probably the first time in history a movie line was stolen word for word from my own personal experience. (Yes I'm sure many others as well but still it had an odd personal "ring" to it when I first saw the movie)
Professor Chaos
02-15-2008, 10:30 AM
Probably the first time in history a movie line was stolen word for word from my own personal experience. (Yes I'm sure many others as well but still it had an odd personal "ring" to it when I first saw the movie)
Didn't you also invent a "Jump to Conclusions" mat?
Waddlie
02-15-2008, 11:21 AM
I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you there. Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays...
Professor Chaos
02-15-2008, 11:26 AM
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