Hi everybody

[Maxwell]

I've been reading posts on this forum since last year although I never really bothered to post. Anyway I thought it was about time I introduced myself. I'm 18, I study sound production at college and have been an atheist for little over a year I think. Before that I was a pentecostal christian, but luckily I had a clever atheist friend who kept giving me doubts with little bits of information. I ended up stumbling onto this forum somehow and got myself a copy of "The God Delusion", and that's what helped me break out of my evangelical upbringing indoctrination...so I suppose thanks are in order! :thumbsup:

I doubt I will be posting very much because I usually don't have much to add to the discussions, instead I'm happy just learning a bit about atheism and science. I'm especially comforted by the fact that there are others who get as frustrated about all the retards we have to put up with as much as I do!

Maxwell

[myst7426]

I've been reading posts on this forum since last year although I never really bothered to post. Anyway I thought it was about time I introduced myself. I'm 18, I study sound production at college and have been an atheist for little over a year I think. Before that I was a pentecostal christian, but luckily I had a clever atheist friend who kept giving me doubts with little bits of information. I ended up stumbling onto this forum somehow and got myself a copy of "The God Delusion", and that's what helped me break out of my evangelical upbringing indoctrination...so I suppose thanks are in order! :thumbsup:

I doubt I will be posting very much because I usually don't have much to add to the discussions, instead I'm happy just learning a bit about atheism and science. I'm especially comforted by the fact that there are others who get as frustrated about all the retards we have to put up with as much as I do!

Maxwell

I hope you are going to a non-theistic college or not any college in the south. If so, you will find many fellow atheists on campus.

[Rat Bastard]

Welcome, Maxwell, and congrats on shaking the xtian flu.

[GaryM]

I hope you are going to a non-theistic college or not any college in the south. If so, you will find many fellow atheists on campus.

Come on, the south of Scotland isn't that bad.

[Smellyoldgit]

I don't think myst is anywhere near savvy enough to notice where Maxwell's from!

You bloody jocks are on a roll - thats about 3 noobs in the last couple of weeks.

[GaryM]

You bloody jocks are on a roll - thats about 3 noobs in the last couple of weeks.

Haud yer wheesht.

[skribb]

Welcome Maxwell! Enjoy our fetid desserts!

[mmfwmc]

Man, the people who spell "colour" correctly are going to outnumber the yanks soon. :dance:

Welcome aboard dude!:D

[Professor Chaos]

Welcome, Maxwell!

[Kate]

http://www.priestsofdarkness.com/h-art/hammer.jpg

[Gnosital]

http://www.priestsofdarkness.com/h-art/hammer.jpg

:lol: x a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exactly what rolls thru my head when I see this thread!!!

[Kate]

:D

[Irreligious]

Man, the people who spell "colour" correctly are going to outnumber the yanks soon. :dance:
I recogise what you're doing, governur. You're labouring to create rancour amongst us just because we spelling-challenged yanks prefer our words without excessive "u's." You endeavour to insult us, but we shall take no offence. We do have a sense of humour about these things. :D

[Rocketman the Sequel]

I recogise what you're doing, governur. You're labouring to create rancour amongst us just because we spelling-challenged yanks prefer our words without excessive "u's." You endeavour to insult us, but we shall take no offence. We do have a sense of humour about these things. :D

Yeah okay---but half of you folks pronounce strength--strenth--and that just bugs me.

[skribb]

A pickaxe? Why?

[skribb]

Yeah okay---but half of you folks pronounce strength--strenth--and that just bugs me.

Irr ain't no brit.

[Gnosital]

A pickaxe? Why?


Dude.

It's a silver hammer.

:rolleyes:

[Kate]

:(

Dude. That is a Silver Hammer. A very fancy, special Silver Hammer for our new friend.

Edit: Yeah, what she said.

[Gnosital]

:(

Dude. That is a Silver Hammer. A very fancy, special Silver Hammer for our new friend.

Edit: Yeah, what she said.


Yeah. ANd by that we mean, Hi Maxwell! Welcome to sanity land.


(Kate, our minds are too much alike, innit!)

[Kate]

:cheers:

[Rocketman the Sequel]

actually it's a war hammer--I would say either german or italian --maybe 12-13th century...the development of this kind of weapon was in direct response to plate armour making the slashing and stabbing sword next to useless on the battlefield--requiring the weight of the weapon to be concentrated on a single point allowing the armour to be pierced...

it would also be good for creeping up from behind.

coming down on someones head and making sure that they were dead...if you make it go Bang! Bang!...

Welcome Maxwell.

[mmfwmc]

I recogise what you're doing, governur. You're labouring to create rancour amongst us just because we spelling-challenged yanks prefer our words without excessive "u's." You endeavour to insult us, but we shall take no offence. We do have a sense of humour about these things.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
See, it's not that hard when you try.

[dogpet]

Hi Maxwell,
This place is funny.
One of the reasons I left Scotland was the religious wars.
What team do the panticosts support ;-)

[Maxwell]

Well round here it's mostly Rangers I think lol.

Thanks for the welcome folks. Likin the hammer haha!

[skribb]

Dude.

It's a silver hammer.

:rolleyes:
A silver hammer? Why?

[Smellyoldgit]

Just a little joke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxwell's_Silver_Hammer) with the newbee

[JU Mike]

Hey Maxwell, nice to see joining us!

[Philboid Studge]

Some top-drawer Flash animatin' here (http://www.thefrown.com/flash/_episode/07/07/636.swf).

[skribb]

Just a little joke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxwell's_Silver_Hammer) with the newbee
Figures. I'm simply too young :P

[balder]

I don't think myst is anywhere near savvy enough to notice where Maxwell's from!

You bloody jocks are on a roll - thats about 3 noobs in the last couple of weeks.


Listen you here to me boy!!

[Kate]

http://offthekuff.com/blog/misc/HenryChickenhawk.jpg

[Sternwallow]

http://www.priestsofdarkness.com/h-art/hammer.jpg
Me igger-nant, what's it, please?

[Sternwallow]

Figures. I'm simply too young :P
And I, too old. :blush:

[Sternwallow]

Listen you here to me boy!!
Welcome.
Quick question: balder than who, not me surely?:D

[dogpet]

Me igger-nant, what's it, please?
Rich welders chipping hammer.

[Kate]

Me igger-nant, what's it, please?

Maxwell's Silver Hammer. It goes bang upon her head.

[Irreligious]

Me igger-nant, what's it, please?
I'll take a stab at it; looks like Queen Elizabeth I's jewel-encrusted back-scratcher to me.

[Pussy]

had me stumped
Hobits
looks like something from RiverDance - celtic knees up.

[balder]

Welcome.
Quick question: balder than who, not me surely?:D


Any Scots on this forum will know that "Listen you here to me boy is one of the statements of the great Rab C Nesbit!
Sternwallow:My name is pronounced to ryme with "pal"and was a norse god!

[Sternwallow]

Sternwallow:My name is pronounced to ryme with "pal"and was a norse god!
Ah, then it is all right. Good news that you are not competing in the "least hair" contest.
:D

[balder]

That does'nt mean that I'm not like the other meaning-I would certainly be in the last eight!!!

[PhilOchsLives]

Before that I was a pentecostal christian, but luckily I had a clever atheist friend who kept giving me doubts with little bits of information.

Maxwell

YOW! I guess it does occasionally pay off to talk with religionists.

Welcome.

[skribb]

YOW! I guess it does occasionally pay off to talk with religionists.

Welcome.
That's right Phil :)

But I don't blame you for being fed up with ignornant fucktards. I don't have the patience either. Some atheists do however, hats off to them! Especially if they succeed.