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03-01-2008, 09:25 PM
Some guy in sweat pants told me he'd give me some candy and a bike if I came here and introduced myself... so I got in his van. A bad move, in retrospect, 'cause now my ass whistles whenever the wind picks up.
I really have no fucking introduction to give. Just a few warnings, I guess. And here we go.
I've actually been here before (under a name very similar to this one), but didn't stay for too long and now can't seem to locate my old name. Anyway, the one thing that will be noticed by anyone who watches me- like a guy in the bushes watches underage girls at the bus stop- is that my posts will eventually be filled with obscure pop-culture references. Seriously. They'll be like a virus, just taking over everyithing. I don't just mean "Hey, who saw Good the Bad and the Ugly? Woooo!" I mean, "There's an episode of M*A*S*H where Hawkeye rides into post-op on a bike and says 'How do you like it? My father sent it from home, it's a pop-cycle'. That was so funny. Har har har. I'm a dumbass." Something like that.
Oh, and I'll also call myself a dumbass, apparently. "What a Sagot."
Yeah, I don't... what do you- what do you want from me, man? You got your fucking introduction, just stop reading now. Anytime.
I'm going to continue to type, but it's all just pointless flim-flammery, so you can stop if you want. It's OK. Won't hurt my feelings at all.
"Flim-flammery." There's a word you don't hear anymore. Or "hornswaggle." "Numb-skullery." That's Mr. Burns, from the Simpsons. I think it's the episode "Homer the Smithers," but I could be wrong. That's the one where Mr. Smithers takes a vacation, and Homer takes over his job while he's gone. It's a good episode, but not my favorite. But what would be a favorite Simpsons episode. I liked "Homerphobia." I though John Waters did a good job in it.
John Waters, for those of you who don't know, is an independant film-maker, though his films are an acquired taste. Can't say I'm a fan. He's got this movie called Pink Flamingo- never seen it- and in it there's this actor he worked with alot called Devine, who was a cross dresser, and at one point he picks up a piece of dog shit and just eats it, on camera. I've heard that there's a contest where they serve an audience pudding and make them watch that scene. But I don't know if that's true.
Alright- couple of child rape jokes, couple of irreverant pop culture references... I think that went well.
I really have no fucking introduction to give. Just a few warnings, I guess. And here we go.
I've actually been here before (under a name very similar to this one), but didn't stay for too long and now can't seem to locate my old name. Anyway, the one thing that will be noticed by anyone who watches me- like a guy in the bushes watches underage girls at the bus stop- is that my posts will eventually be filled with obscure pop-culture references. Seriously. They'll be like a virus, just taking over everyithing. I don't just mean "Hey, who saw Good the Bad and the Ugly? Woooo!" I mean, "There's an episode of M*A*S*H where Hawkeye rides into post-op on a bike and says 'How do you like it? My father sent it from home, it's a pop-cycle'. That was so funny. Har har har. I'm a dumbass." Something like that.
Oh, and I'll also call myself a dumbass, apparently. "What a Sagot."
Yeah, I don't... what do you- what do you want from me, man? You got your fucking introduction, just stop reading now. Anytime.
I'm going to continue to type, but it's all just pointless flim-flammery, so you can stop if you want. It's OK. Won't hurt my feelings at all.
"Flim-flammery." There's a word you don't hear anymore. Or "hornswaggle." "Numb-skullery." That's Mr. Burns, from the Simpsons. I think it's the episode "Homer the Smithers," but I could be wrong. That's the one where Mr. Smithers takes a vacation, and Homer takes over his job while he's gone. It's a good episode, but not my favorite. But what would be a favorite Simpsons episode. I liked "Homerphobia." I though John Waters did a good job in it.
John Waters, for those of you who don't know, is an independant film-maker, though his films are an acquired taste. Can't say I'm a fan. He's got this movie called Pink Flamingo- never seen it- and in it there's this actor he worked with alot called Devine, who was a cross dresser, and at one point he picks up a piece of dog shit and just eats it, on camera. I've heard that there's a contest where they serve an audience pudding and make them watch that scene. But I don't know if that's true.
Alright- couple of child rape jokes, couple of irreverant pop culture references... I think that went well.