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[ILOVEJESUS]

Hi im new here and i hope we can have a good time sharing opinions and debating whatever takes our fancy

[Professor Chaos]

http://militantgeek.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/medium_dr_evil_1.jpg

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[ILOVEJESUS]

indeed

[DrunkMonkey]

I just wanted to be the first to call troll. Not just a Francis-type, but a troll who is only pretending to be Francis-like. The name makes me suspicious- it is probably close to what I would choose if I ever decided to join a theist forum (which will never happen since I wouldn't find enjoyment in it).

Feel free to prove me wrong.

[Irreligious]

Hi im new here and i hope we can have a good time sharing opinions and debating whatever takes our fancy
We've been doing that for a while already.

Some unsolicited but friendly advice:

Slow it down a bit. No need to create so many threads as soon as you land in the joint. Give us a little time and space to get to know you and vice/versa. There are a few prickly personalities (mine being one) that you might want to adjust to before you throw yourself so boldly into the mix. And you might want to browse around the forum a bit before you start suggesting topics and "activities" that may already be old-hat to us by now 'cause, frankly, ain't nothing new under the sun, really.

[calpurnpiso]

Welcome to the forum..but why the moniker of a love for an imaginary resurrected Zombie?

[ILOVEJESUS]

as stated earlier after the hulk he is my second faveourite super hero.
as for repeating previous ebngagements that you may have had i think that that it is un avoidable in such a place not to step on the occasional toe. im a pantheist by nature not a member of the god squad, and im also quite hunky .... so im told anyway. thanks though for the welcome and the advice and i hope we can all join as one and say that ..... oh it doesnt matter

[ILOVEJESUS]

drunk monkey im no troll... unless youve seen me showering under the bridge

[psychodiva]

mmmmmm ok

[Isilmë]

trolls don't shower.

[psychodiva]

is that why their hair is so matted? Do you think this one might be particularly hairy? Francis strikes me as hairy- I don't know why- I just picture him that way- tho I try not to picture him at all

That last one- wotsisname? the one posting threads absolutely everywhere- he actually struck me as devoid of hair- kind of in a babyish way you know?

[Barney]

Hai 2 U ILOVEJESUS, I Just Joined too! Can we B frendz?

[Isilmë]

oh no. you better learn to spell before you start posting here!
you'll never hear the end of it.

[psychodiva]

oh no. you better learn to spell before you start posting here!
you'll never hear the end of it.

ROFL I think it was less the awful spelling than the awful personality of that one :) but it did make for some fun :)

[Barney]

Apologies. I'm fluent in english, but Leet5p3ak is my second language.

:)

[Professor Chaos]

I just wanted to be the first to call troll.

That's what I was implying with my Dr. Evil post.

Not just a Francis-type, but a troll who is only pretending to be Francis-like. The name makes me suspicious- it is probably close to what I would choose if I ever decided to join a theist forum (which will never happen since I wouldn't find enjoyment in it).

Feel free to prove me wrong.

Spot on. :cheers:

[ILOVEJESUS]

:)barney we can actually be lovers as i am very well hung:)

[A Dead Relative]

I can already see the maturity level, in this forum, is pretty low.:rolleyes:

[Choobus]

Why did you bother to register then?

[A Dead Relative]

It wasn't to deal with rude people.

I was hoping I was wrong.

[Isilmë]

any guesses on age yet? i'm going with 12.

[Professor Chaos]

8

[Choobus]

It wasn't to deal with rude people.

I was hoping I was wrong.

we have all kinds of people here. Some are rude, some are morons, some are trolls, and some are awesome. You'll have to make up your own mind who fits where.

[A Dead Relative]

Kind of reminds me of another non-theist forum, I have been on. I swear, it is the trolls running that place, though.

[Professor Chaos]

Kind of reminds me of another non-theist forum, I have been on. I swear, it is the trolls running that place, though.

Why don't you tell us more about that? Repeatedly. In every thread. And in countless other threads of your own creation.

[A Dead Relative]

I could, if you really want me to. Let me do some research, on the topic, because I haven't been in that forum for quite some time.

Oh, I forgot something.
Hi ILOVEJESUS!

It's always good to know you're a hunk and well hung. I bet the women call you horsefly!

Just remember. Everyone loves you, but Jesus thinks you're an asshole.

[ILOVEJESUS]

no they call me horse hung. dont know why. something to do with lycra shorts and hot sweaty days. im 33 and very clever. im also usually right, something the guys on here will tell you. if im wrong ill just have a small hissy then pretend i was right all along. jesus wouldnt think im an asshole, we get on well together, he works in the gym i go to. very nice guy if a little smelly. hi dead relative, i hoipe we can be good good friends. ignore choobus , he s just coming to terms with his homosexuality, and the fact his parents are relieved as now he can use his arse hole for something other than shitting and talking.

[ILOVEJESUS]

LOL im also very funny as well as dashing

[Sternwallow]

LOL im also very funny as well as dashing
Better dash back to the home, your keepers are calling for you.

[ILOVEJESUS]

stern any more comments like that and i shall NOT be sending you an I.L.J.F.C t shirt. you know the extra large one you asked for so you could use it as a nighty.

[Sternwallow]

stern any more comments like that and i shall NOT be sending you an I.L.J.F.C t shirt. you know the extra large one you asked for so you could use it as a nighty.
Despite my many pleas, you were not going to send a t-shirt anyway, were you, you cheapskate?:P

[ILOVEJESUS]

awwww ok your right. but youd have got the bumper sticker. not now though. oh boy not now

[Kate]

http://pekingduck.org/archives/cheney%20fuck%20you-thumb.gif

[ILOVEJESUS]

id rather fuck you kate

[Waddlie]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b346/a429MySpace/Funny/oh-no-you-didnt.jpg

[Kate]

Yeah, he did, consistently lame that one! But I'm so far out of his league he'll just be wankin' about it. So he will be effectively fucking himself. :D

[ILOVEJESUS]

youll be giving your pickle a little tickle over me tonight kate my dear naughty naughty. id lower myself to give you one, i view it kind of like a sexual charity. no one can then say i dont do my bit for the less fortunate.

[Kate]

http://www.themodernista.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/60c9iwell_tshirts_stalker.jpg

[ILOVEJESUS]

im to lazy to go out stalking, i do it all on e mail now