May your camel always choose to rest where it will do the most good to your roses

[Riddler]

Right. I've survived 20 posts without being told to fuck off, so I suppose it's time I said hello properly.

Hello properly.

It's been fun. I shall probably stick around a while longer: I have some time on my hands while I wait for my eyebrow to be surgically unarched.

Namaste to all.

[Smellyoldgit]

Namaste

Are you a Gurkha?
or just an East Lahndan thug?

Have fun and may your camel never shit where shit don't belong.

[Riddler]

Are you a Gurkha?
or just an East Lahndan thug?
Well, both really. It's not easy getting by on a Gurkha's pension.

Still, I'm one of the few religious bods in Walthamstow that hasn't been arrested on terrorist charges yet, so it's not all bad.

[ProveIt]

Well, both really. It's not easy getting by on a Gurkha's pension.

Still, I'm one of the few religious bods in Walthamstow that hasn't been arrested on terrorist charges yet, so it's not all bad.
Yet... I smell a premonition...

[Choobus]

I love gold