Um... Hi?

[tasteful]

I suppose I'll just do this because... well... I can...

I guess I'm a person... that likes things...

Well, I don't believe there is a god.

And that is about it... I'm not very interesting... at all.

[Professor Chaos]

Welcome! :cheers:

Tell us more about yourself!

[Eva]

welcome to our humble forum, tasty....

(stop projecting, eva)

[Captain Relativity]

Hey there, tasteful. Are you sure 'that is about it'? Maybe we can manage to come up with something interesting to talk about (as opposed to the interminable and dead boring arguments with Lily/Bovina) if we all put our heads together. For instance:

Why don't you believe in a god? How long have you been a non-believer? Were you raised in a religious home? Were you raised by wolves? How many people have you murdered and/or cannibalized due to your amoral atheism? (I'm an evil amoral godless heathen as well, by the way.) You show me yours and I'll show you mine, so to speak. :)

[Sternwallow]

Welcome aboard. Do you make a good dessert?

Have you been lurking here for a while, reading but not participating? That is usually a good way to get the feel of this place before committing. It is not really suited for everybody, not even every atheist, strangely enough. :):)
I recommend a though hide even with people who agree with you, it is pretty "rough and tumble".

Not to scare you away either. I love it here. Some of the least tolerant people here somehow put up with the stuff that I pepper the posts with. It is a pleasant mystery.

[Smellyoldgit]

Tell these buggers nothing - they only want you for your lack of soul.

[tasteful]

Why don't you believe in a god? How long have you been a non-believer? Were you raised in a religious home? Were you raised by wolves? How many people have you murdered and/or cannibalized due to your amoral atheism? (I'm an evil amoral godless heathen as well, by the way.) You show me yours and I'll show you mine, so to speak. :)


Well, I don't believe in god because it is just improbable that there is one. If there was one then the god just doesn't care about us, if I believe in it, or about anything in the universe.

I've only been a non-believer for about two years, but I am still quite young... so I suppose then it doesn't make it that bad for me to have been a believer for the majority of my life.

I was not raised in a religious home but my mother was religious. When I told her that I didn't believe in god she got upset but I don't think she minded much. And no... I was not raised by wolves... but that would have been cool.

And I have killed and cannibalized up to... 24 people... one for each month. It's like a holiday each time. In fact after I kill them I have sex with their dead bodies... :thumbsup:

[nkb]

Welcome, tasteful, I hope you stick around.

I just noticed that you live in Utah. Rough place for a non-believer. I wish you the best.

[Sternwallow]

And I have killed and cannibalized up to... 24 people... one for each month. It's like a holiday each time. In fact after I kill them I have sex with their dead bodies... :thumbsup:
Ah, now we are getting somewhere. A little more specific please. Do you have the sex after you eat them, during or before? The ritual matters and it determines what will happen to their souls afterward. It is written that, if you eat them first, you obtain their strength and their soul will go away an empty shell like a burlap sack; it you eat them afterward, you have given them some of your power so their soul marches away robust and pleased, but if you eat and sex at the same time you make a kind of partnership that will last until someone kills and eats you. So which is it? Inquiring atheist ghouls are collecting case statistics. :D:D

[Captain Relativity]

Well, I don't believe in god because it is just improbable that there is one. If there was one then the god just doesn't care about us, if I believe in it, or about anything in the universe.Yeah, I'm with ya. I see no evidence for the existence of any of the gods, or for the existence of the so-called supernatural for that matter. I don't "believe in" anything that isn't supported by good, solid, scientific evidence.

I've only been a non-believer for about two years, but I am still quite young... so I suppose then it doesn't make it that bad for me to have been a believer for the majority of my life.

I was not raised in a religious home but my mother was religious. When I told her that I didn't believe in god she got upset but I don't think she minded much. And no... I was not raised by wolves... but that would have been cool.

And I have killed and cannibalized up to... 24 people... one for each month. It's like a holiday each time. In fact after I kill them I have sex with their dead bodies... :thumbsup:Jesus, twenty four people... that's like half the state! I'm impressed. You're not one of those guys who likes to wait to "make love" until after the body gets cold and stiff, are you? 'Cause that's just sick.

Listen, if they ever catch you (and they probably will) what ever you do, don't tell 'em you're an atheist. Just tell them that God told you to do it, that God talks to you all the time, and you'll probably avoid the death penalty. Happy hunting.

[ILOVEJESUS]

If you eat the bodies before you have sex it gets a little too bony, and you are too busy picking your teeth to enjoy it.

[Sternwallow]

And too busy picking bone splinters out of your apparatus as well. :)

[Kate]

:o

Bone splinters? Splinters in your boner?? Goddam, Sterny, just how hard is that thang?!

[Sternwallow]

:o

Bone splinters? Splinters in your boner?? Goddam, Sterny, just how hard is that thang?!
Depending on the subject of the marble statue, I can knock over a marble statue with it. :)

[tasteful]

Ah, now we are getting somewhere. A little more specific please. Do you have the sex after you eat them, during or before? The ritual matters and it determines what will happen to their souls afterward. It is written that, if you eat them first, you obtain their strength and their soul will go away an empty shell like a burlap sack; it you eat them afterward, you have given them some of your power so their soul marches away robust and pleased, but if you eat and sex at the same time you make a kind of partnership that will last until someone kills and eats you. So which is it? Inquiring atheist ghouls are collecting case statistics. :D:D

Well, I'm the person that has sex with them before I eat them, so they go away "robust and pleased"? Oh no, I've been doing it wrong, I want them to feel empty! I'll have to change my strategy!

You're not one of those guys who likes to wait to "make love" until after the body gets cold and stiff, are you? 'Cause that's just sick.

Well, I do it right after I kill them so they aren't cold, but still quite warm. Is that just as bad? Well, I suppose that it doesn't matter anymore since I'm doing the Devil's work, now does it?

Listen, if they ever catch you (and they probably will) what ever you do, don't tell 'em you're an atheist. Just tell them that God told you to do it, that God talks to you all the time, and you'll probably avoid the death penalty. Happy hunting.

"God told me to do it! The Good Lord talks to me all the time! He tells me to rape innocent children and sacrifice poor, defenseless animals every single month! God wouldn't like it if you killed one of his warriors, would he?!" :cry:

How does that sound? Too Crazy Christian to believe?

[Sternwallow]

Well, I do it right after I kill them so they aren't cold, but still quite warm. Is that just as bad? Well, I suppose that it doesn't matter anymore since I'm doing the Devil's work, now does it?
You need to be very careful to do the Devil's work very well because he does not tolerate failure, whereas, you can goof off on God all you want because He doesn't exist.

"God told me to do it! The Good Lord talks to me all the time! He tells me to rape innocent children and sacrifice poor, defenseless animals every single month! God wouldn't like it if you killed one of his warriors, would he?!" :cry:

How does that sound? Too Crazy Christian to believe?Nothing I've heard is too Christian crazy to believe. :angel:

[Captain Relativity]

"God told me to do it! The Good Lord talks to me all the time! He tells me to rape innocent children and sacrifice poor, defenseless animals every single month! God wouldn't like it if you killed one of his warriors, would he?!" :cry:

How does that sound? Too Crazy Christian to believe? No, that sounds just about right to me. Onward Christian soldiers! Burn those witches (Kenya) and smite/persecute those evil homos, abortionists and atheists (America). As Sternwallow has said and as we all know, nothing is too crazy (or just plain retarded) to have been said by the True Believer.

For example the resident Crazy Catholic Cow, Lily/Bovina has expressed some apologetics supporting her "faith" and her politics that have, quite literally, left me sitting here shaking my head. How is it possible for a person of at least average intellect, and apparently some degree of higher education, to say such things?! Anyway, you're in good company here. When it comes to smart atheists (and I won't name names) who consistently mop the floor with the crazy Christians, you can't do much better than the regulars on this site.

[Eva]

tasty, as part of your membership, you'll also get our very own Fetus, Baby and puppy Cookbook, free of charge, new and improved, with 20% more!! s&h not included.

[ProveIt]

I didn't get no fuckin cookbook...

[Eva]

it's a new-ish perk.

[ghoulslime]

Utah! Sweet leprechauns bless your soul! :o

I did some time in Utah too. They made me wear magic underwear. :|

[Node18]

I didn't get no fuckin cookbook...

oh snap you're back

[ProveIt]

oh snap you're back


Aaahhhh, fuck. Who did you used to be?

[psychodiva]

Utah! Sweet leprechauns bless your soul! :o

I did some time in Utah too. They made me wear magic underwear. :|

did it work?