John3:16 is not a True Christian!

[SKS]

John 3:16 is not a True Christian! He talks about them but he doesnt know what they are.

There is only one kind of True Christian, and they are the Godly Christians over at www.landoverbaptist.net

All others, including this John3:16 character, are SATANISTS! BEWARE, for John 3:16 will tempt you into hell if you listen to him.

John3:16, begone with your Satanic lies! The power of Christ compels you!

[DMofD&D]

I'm confused. Are you a theist or were you just joking?

[Rhinoqulous]

Landover baptist is part of the Chickenhead (http://www.chickenhead.com/) community of comedy, which also includes a parody site of the White House (http://www.whitehouse.org/).

[SKS]

I'm confused. Are you a theist or were you just joking?
I was trying to piss off John3:16 thats all.

I am a hardcore atheist. I used to lurk these forums regularly when they were brand new. I just like to accuse Christians of not being Christian sometimes to piss them off.

[SKS]

Landover baptist is part of the Chickenhead (http://www.chickenhead.com/) community of comedy, which also includes a parody site of the White House (http://www.whitehouse.org/).
Shhh! John3:16 will find out!

[Rhinoqulous]

you sound Atheist without the A
What the hell does that mean?

[Tenspace]

you believe in something don't you?
I believe that baldness is a hair color.

I believe that health is a form of disease.

I believe that "lack of belief" is "belief in lack of belief"

I believe I'm being sarcastic.

Ten

[SKS]

you believe in something don't you?
I believe in the Invisible Pink Unicorn. May her hooves never be shod.

[ChiefOfAss]

I used to believe people were generally capable of controlling their own minds.

But, like every other belief, that is R O N G -Wrong (with a hard 'g').

If you have to believe in something to live by it, it either a stupid thing to live by, or it is something..... well, it's stupid.

[z3n]

you believe in something don't you?
No. Believe is a dirty word.

[Red Mage]

Its nice to hear you all least believe nothing
I told you that you believe in something even when its nothing.
Right. Because atheists believe in nothing.

Not even backwash.

[SKS]

Its nice to hear you all least believe nothing
I told you that you believe in something even when its nothing.
So what do you believe in spark? And if you could answer in normal, modern, sensical english, I would appreciate it very much ;)

[Tenspace]

I believe in Lord Jesus christ The light of the world .
What else? Is that all?

Just answer one question for us, that will definitely help all of us understand you:

How old are you?


(If you choose not to answer, then at least tell us why)

Tenspace

[Tenspace]

How old is the earth? Thats how old I am.
Job 38;4 Job 38;21
Then you just told a lie. No human is as old as the earth.

Are you saying you're not human?

Tenspace

[z3n]

Its nice to hear you all least believe nothing
I told you that you believe in something even when its nothing.
You’re mixing up words, because ‘nothing’ is not ‘something’, it’s the absence of something. I don’t believe in anything, not even nothing.

I was a cell with in a cell
That’s just evading the question. Tenspace didn’t ask what you were; he’s asking what you are and how old you are right now.

[z3n]

The will of God through lord Jesus Christ by holt spirit
Why are you so afraid to just answer a simple question? You keep on evading questions with non-relevant responses. You’re a Christian…okay we got it. Big deal. Everyone here has heard the typical Christian babble numerous times and so far you’re not really coming up with anything original or pertinent.

[Red Mage]

His age doesn't matter. He's one of the Borg.

[John316]

John 3:16 is not a True Christian! He talks about them but he doesnt know what they are.

There is only one kind of True Christian, and they are the Godly Christians over at www.landoverbaptist.net

All others, including this John3:16 character, are SATANISTS! BEWARE, for John 3:16 will tempt you into hell if you listen to him.

John3:16, begone with your Satanic lies! The power of Christ compels you!
Luke 11:14-20, 23

Jesus was driving out a demon that was mute. When the demon left, the man who had been mute spoke, and the crowd was amazed. But some of them said, "By Beelzebub (prince of demons), he is driving out demons. Others tested him by asking a sign from heaven. Jesus knew their thoughts and said to them: "Any kingdom divided against itself will be ruined, and a house divided against itself will fall. If Satan is divided against himself, how can his kingdom stand? I say this because you claim that I drive out demons by Beelzebub (prince of demons). Now If I drive out demons by Beelzebub, by whom do your followers drive them out? So then, they will be your judges. But if I drive out demons by the finger of God, then the kingdom of God has come to you." ..."He who is not with me is against me, and who does not gather with me, scatters." - 11:23

- Remember you still have a chance to decided whether you want to be able to stand with Christ in his second coming or be forever doomed. Christ is the only life-line. He should be your final answer.

Mathew 24:36

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark; and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man (Jesus)."