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God, my arse
05-12-2005, 07:51 PM
I was just contemplating the whole story of christianity and it seems the reason christianity has such a following is largely luck. I mean I could call a strand of hair god and then call another strand of hair the son of god and then go around hitting people with it saying "you are healed" then get a whole bunch of ppl to pretend they saw it rise from the dead. Then I could get a person to go arounf preaching the word of our lord my strand of hair. If the strand of hair is lucky the US could make it their main religion then the world goes in to the dark ages where ppl desperate for hope use hair the god as support and then they procreate and 2000 years later it is a major religion! viola
Lundie
05-12-2005, 08:02 PM
Which brings us to wise words of the ancient chinese philosopher, Zhuang Zi.
If our ancestors had called Heaven "Horse" and Horse "Heaven", we'd be looking at a gift heaven in the mouth and when we die we go to horse.
God, my arse
05-12-2005, 08:12 PM
Which brings us to wise words of the ancient chinese philosopher, Zhuang Zi.
If our ancestors had called Heaven "Horse" and Horse "Heaven", we'd be looking at a gift heaven in the mouth and when we die we go to horse.
LOL:lol:
whoneedscience
05-12-2005, 08:45 PM
I think the answer to why Christianity is so popular is more than luck. Just think of how most people today become Christian: they were born into it. Convince only a small amount of people that their children will go to hell if they don't baptize them and brainwash them into believing all kinds of crap and pretty soon everyone will believe it. It's like a small town where everyone has the same last name. Throw in a few biblical lines on converting the infidels and an environment devoid of science and reason and before you know it you have an entrenched social institution. You also have to figure that some religions have slight advantages over others in the same way that some species can outcompete others. A religion that has central tenets that make their followers less likely to survive would die off pretty quickly.
Your hair idea probably wouldn't work today, when Christian sects control the market of public thought, but it is definitely exactly as ridiculous as the foundations of any religion.
God, my arse
05-12-2005, 08:51 PM
I think the answer to why Christianity is so popular is more than luck. Just think of how most people today become Christian: they were born into it. Convince only a small amount of people that their children will go to hell if they don't baptize them and brainwash them into believing all kinds of crap and pretty soon everyone will believe it. It's like a small town where everyone has the same last name. Throw in a few biblical lines on converting the infidels and an environment devoid of science and reason and before you know it you have an entrenched social institution. You also have to figure that some religions have slight advantages over others in the same way that some species can outcompete others. A religion that has central tenets that make their followers less likely to survive would die off pretty quickly.
Your hair idea probably wouldn't work today, when Christian sects control the market of public thought, but it is definitely exactly as ridiculous as the foundations of any religion.
Ya, that was my another point I sought to make, the ludicriousy of religion
Tulkas
05-27-2005, 03:29 AM
Now that you mention the 4 easy steps thing :lol:
http://www3.telus.net/trbrooks/perfectproof.htm
This guy on Infidel forums, named Troy2, spamming his invention. He offered 1000$ to whoever could disprove his theory. After being blasted by the atheists there he was banned after apparant spam. Amusing nontheless.
Little Earth Stamper
05-27-2005, 08:12 PM
Part of Christianity's success is that anybody can join and thus become one of the superior chosen people. You don't have to be born an ethnic Jew, or an ethnic Inca, or have royal parents to get into the religion.
With Christianity, even a complete looser can be inducted into the highest caste. That has a lot of appeal.
If you want to study how to start a religion, look at Joe Smith and Mormonism.
God, my arse
05-29-2005, 11:34 PM
Part of Christianity's success is that anybody can join and thus become one of the superior chosen people. You don't have to be born an ethnic Jew, or an ethnic Inca, or have royal parents to get into the religion.
With Christianity, even a complete looser can be inducted into the highest caste. That has a lot of appeal.
If you want to study how to start a religion, look at Joe Smith and Mormonism.
Okay. But people not born Jews can become Jews though can't they?
leguru
05-31-2005, 02:19 AM
They can't have my inch and a half! ! ! (actually I lost that at birth, thanks to W.K. Kellogg)
Tenspace
05-31-2005, 03:54 PM
Part of Christianity's success is that anybody can join and thus become one of the superior chosen people. You don't have to be born an ethnic Jew, or an ethnic Inca, or have royal parents to get into the religion.
With Christianity, even a complete looser can be inducted into the highest caste. That has a lot of appeal.
If you want to study how to start a religion, look at Joe Smith and Mormonism.
Okay. But people not born Jews can become Jews though can't they?
Yep. They can convert, learn the rituals, and become wholly Jewish.
Ten
Lundie
05-31-2005, 03:56 PM
Part of Christianity's success is that anybody can join and thus become one of the superior chosen people. You don't have to be born an ethnic Jew, or an ethnic Inca, or have royal parents to get into the religion.
With Christianity, even a complete looser can be inducted into the highest caste. That has a lot of appeal.
If you want to study how to start a religion, look at Joe Smith and Mormonism.
Okay. But people not born Jews can become Jews though can't they?
Yep. They can convert, learn the rituals, and become wholly Jewish.
Ten
And get treated as second-class citizens by those who were born jews? no thanks!
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