View Full Version : This just in...The Mule Consented
Gotta love this. Horsley decides to come back on the Alan Colmes Radio show to clarify his statements. Unfortunately, he ended up digging himself a bigger hole. Horsley insists that Mule-man sex is natural, and man-man sex is natural but not normal, of course he has done both.
That Poor Mule (http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/14/the_mule_consented.php)
05-17-2005, 12:11 AM
I was just getting ready to post this. Can you believe how bizarre this guy's childhood must've been? And as joli mentioned, he admitted to an incident of homosexual activity, and said he'd probably do a washing machine if it was warm, wet, and moved.
This is exactly what years of delusion brought on by religion does to a man. 'Course, it don't hurt if the mule's cute, either.
Oh... Link to the actual audio of the show (http://www.foxnews.com/alancolmesradio/index.html) (halfway down on right under Audio Highlights).
God, my arse
05-17-2005, 12:13 AM
god that's wierd ( I see the irony of me saying god)
05-17-2005, 02:43 PM
Oh, wow. This guy is really, really creepy. He also said, on tape, "If I found a warm watermelon in a field, hell, I'd give it a name." Again, you have to ask about his childhood. Well, I did. His father died a few months before he was born. According to Esquire Magazine, Horsley's "delirious father spoke to his unborn son from his deathbed."
He also helped the South's drug culture start: "Basically, at that point there was no marijuana market in the Southeast," Horsley told Atlanta magazine recently. "I taught people how to do it and believe me, we did it! I was a player. A main player. Everybody knew me as 'Cowboy Neal.' I sold tons of marijuana."
Hell, I probably smoked some of ol' Cowboy Neal's weed back in my teens in Alabama. Oh, and he was just "helping a friend", Horsley was charged and convicted for possession of three gallons of hashish oil with intent to distribute. Horsley now claims he was merely doing a friend a favor (SPLC article).
Check out the whole article here (http://www.splcenter.org/intel/intelreport/article.jsp?aid=136). I haven't dug up the others yet, but I know they're out there. Did I mention that he is also credited with coddling murderers of abortion doctors? In 1985 he said, the day would come "when Christians [are] going to be looking down the barrel of a gun shooting abortionists." (SPLC article).
I feel sorry for this guy's neighbors. And the mule. And the watermelon (warm). Sheez.
05-17-2005, 09:36 PM
That was perhaps the most fucked up thing I have ever read.
Horsley - "I'm sitting there and all of a sudden I had this thing come over me. ... It was as powerful a thing as I've ever experienced."
... more powerful then the mule?
Yes Ten... I wonder what his relatives are thinking. Maybe they are just as peculiar. After all, Horsley did insisted that his sexual experimentation was normal for any boy growing up on a farm in Georgia. I especially loved the fact that this Anti-abortionist encouraged his mistress to get abortions after she became pregnant. LOL
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