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StillSurviving
05-23-2005, 12:22 PM
"May evolution have no mercy on your descendants."

Or

"May evolution have no mercy on your genes."

Or something to that affect. Any suggestions?
Lundie
05-23-2005, 03:06 PM
May the catalytic organisms devour your flesh with rapid efficiency
ocmpoma
05-23-2005, 03:58 PM
I prefer the Chaos Theory Curse: May the fluttering of a butterfly's wings send a typhoon into your family's trailer park.
baric
05-23-2005, 04:48 PM
"May Cthulhu eat you first"
Tenspace
05-23-2005, 04:56 PM
Inverse Trust Theory: The more someone says, "Trust Me", the more likely you are to get screwed. CNN says, "Trust Lou Dobbs" so much, he's gotta be a baby-eater. Yum... Babies!

I've always liked, "May Natural Selection Run Its Course", but they never get it.

Or, "May [insert deity here] have [insert dogma here] on your [insert transcendental vessel here]."

Tenspace