God's a MAN BABY

[Delta]

Why is the judeo-christian god a male? Of course it's because it was created by a patriarchal society, but let's pretend we don't know that. Does god have a penis? If he does, why does he have one? Are there other female dieties that he wants to fuck? If he doesn't want to do that, then wouldn't he feel pretty powerless as to why his creator gave him a penis he couldn't use? And then, if he doesn't have a penis, why call him a male? What other masculine qualities does he have that makes him male?

[Philboid Studge]

Why were so many pre- and proto-judeo-christian gods female (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/sim-explorer/explore-items/-/015696158X/0/101/1/none/purchase/ref%3Dpd%5Fsxp%5Fr0/104-2700779-2778348)? Of course it's because they were created by matriarchal societies, but let's pretend we don't know that. Did god have a vagina? If she did, why did she have one? Are there other male dieties that she wanted to fuck? If she doesn't want to do that, then wouldn't she feel pretty powerless as to why her creator gave her a vagina she couldn't use? And then, if she didn't have a vagina, why call her a female? What other feminine qualities did she have that makes her female?

[Delta]

To make it clear I wasn't suggesting that god was a woman, or that one really existed :)

[Philboid Studge]

Neither was I. And I thoroughly enjoyed Merlin Stone's book.

[Delta]

Hmm....looks kind of interesting.