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You know I often wonder about this Jesus. Setting aside that there is no historical evidence... is it possible that Jesus discovered shrooms
and was slipping them to followers? It's possible right? That would explain the extraordinary claims lacking extraordinary evidence...
And Mary M... Was Jesus pimping Mary out? hmmm
Are Followers worshiping a pimped out drug dealer?
Tenspace
05-26-2005, 12:01 PM
The last time I talked to God, he told me that the whole resurrection thing was a hoax. A little ice from the highlands, careful preparation and voila! a human who looks like a cold, dead fish. :)
Ten
Philboid Studge
05-26-2005, 12:04 PM
Entheogens rule! Woo-hoo! See Robert Graves treatise on pre- and proto-Christian's use of hallucinogenic mushrooms.
(Then cue up Dark Side of the Moon and The Wizard of Oz at the same time.)
Sir Sin-O-Lot
05-26-2005, 12:14 PM
He is a drug addict, just look below.
http://www.humorbug.com/fpics/b_humorbug_aa33def9cc.jpg
Jesus is coming!
make sure he wears a condom....
Philboid Studge
05-26-2005, 04:17 PM
Jesus is coming!
make sure he wears a condom....
Bring two. I hear there's going to be a second coming.
Sir Sin-O-Lot
05-26-2005, 06:04 PM
Jesus is coming!
make sure he wears a condom....
I'm sure a thimble would work just as well.
Acromnion
06-05-2005, 05:00 AM
(Then cue up Dark Side of the Moon and The Wizard of Oz at the same time.)
Rock on... and wheres the party? :P
Lundie
06-05-2005, 08:37 AM
PreeeetTy coloursss......ooOOOOooooOOoooo................... ...
Spurius Furius
06-05-2005, 06:49 PM
Jesus was so busy shoveling shit that I am sure he came across a few mushrooms underneath some steaming piles.
Dan Bukszpan
06-15-2005, 02:01 PM
Most of the shit that Jesus said could only be the product of a state of consciousness that had been affected by five hits of acid. When you think that your father is god it's time for rehab.
peepnklown
06-16-2005, 08:57 AM
Jesus liked to mix his drugs and whores (its in the bible) really…
Con Man
06-16-2005, 09:15 AM
I just heard they found his stash under a shrine in Jerusalem
Tenspace
06-16-2005, 12:22 PM
I just heard they found his stash under a shrine in Jerusalem
Philboid probably left it there during his last "trip" :D
Ten
Philboid Studge
06-16-2005, 12:28 PM
I just heard they found his stash under a shrine in Jerusalem
Philboid probably left it there during his last "trip" :D
Ten
Oh man, putting the word 'trip' in quotation marks is sooo 1958.
Philboid Studge
06-16-2005, 03:17 PM
I just heard they found his stash under a shrine in Jerusalem
Philboid probably left it there during his last "trip" :D
Ten
Speaking of "trips," Philboid is off to Amsterdam -- or as he likes to call it, "Mecca." Rave on, heathens. (You too, thomas, lurker.)
Philboid
Rhinoqulous
06-16-2005, 04:08 PM
Have fun in the promise land. I'll try to find some psilocybin and "pretend" to be there with you.
Rhinoq
ghoulslime
06-16-2005, 04:23 PM
http://ravingatheist.com/forum/img/uploads/222804_hi.jpg
http://ravingatheist.com/forum/img/uploads/jeusdrug.jpg
Firesolved
06-16-2005, 05:12 PM
Last night I was at church (yes I was forced) and the preacher dude said that the Holy Spirit was a type of drug that could "take you to places you couldnt imagine"....now...in my defense I say I could save myself some time, get 50 bucks and buy some acid...Holy spirit doesnt have shit on acid...
Rhinoqulous
06-16-2005, 05:42 PM
Last night I was at church (yes I was forced) and the preacher dude said that the Holy Spirit was a type of drug that could "take you to places you couldnt imagine"....now...in my defense I say I could save myself some time, get 50 bucks and buy some acid...Holy spirit doesnt have shit on acid...
Damn, fifty bucks of acid? That's about 7 hits, with today’s black market economy. Easy son, you don't want to spend the rest of your life thinking you're a teapot or sometin'. :)
And if Casper is acid, is G-Zus heroin? Never touch the shit. And would Big Poppa G be mescaline?
Rhinoq
Tenspace
06-16-2005, 05:58 PM
I just heard they found his stash under a shrine in Jerusalem
Philboid probably left it there during his last "trip" :D
Ten
Speaking of "trips," Philboid is off to Amsterdam -- or as he likes to call it, "Mecca." Rave on, heathens. (You too, thomas, lurker.)
Philboid
Argh. Enjoy the "World Cup". heheheh
ghoulslime
06-16-2005, 10:36 PM
Last night I was at church (yes I was forced) and the preacher dude said that the Holy Spirit was a type of drug that could "take you to places you couldnt imagine"....now...in my defense I say I could save myself some time, get 50 bucks and buy some acid...Holy spirit doesnt have shit on acid...
Damn, fifty bucks of acid? That's about 7 hits, with today’s black market economy. Easy son, you don't want to spend the rest of your life thinking you're a teapot or sometin'. :)
And if Casper is acid, is G-Zus heroin? Never touch the shit. And would Big Poppa G be mescaline?
Rhinoq
Ahah! That explains the bizarre visual, auditory, and taste perceptions the Virgin Mary has been experiencing lately.
http://ravingatheist.com/forum/img/uploads/The-Virgin-Mary.jpg
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