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Tenspace
06-06-2005, 01:44 PM
Here's a cute little site which promises to make your Christian baby a Little Leader (http://www.golittleleaders.com/index2.htm).

You can use Joseph's Coat of Many Colors to teach babies about color, or the story of Noah to teach babies about animals!

Wonder if they use Revelations to teach kiddies about death and the destruction of the earth. Or a nice story where Elisha talks about the dangers of making fun of baldness, or How To Avoid Being Torn Apart By Bears.

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Lurker
06-06-2005, 01:53 PM
Here's a cute little site which promises to make your Christian baby a Little Leader (http://www.golittleleaders.com/index2.htm).

You can use Joseph's Coat of Many Colors to teach babies about color, or the story of Noah to teach babies about animals!

Wonder if they use Revelations to teach kiddies about death and the destruction of the earth. Or a nice story where Elisha talks about the dangers of making fun of baldness, or How To Avoid Being Torn Apart By Bears.
Sounds like your jaded/cynical/callous outlook on life runs pretty deep.

Viole
06-06-2005, 02:26 PM
You know, if I claimed to be teaching my daughter the joys of homosexuality, I bet Lurker would claim I was indoctrinating her with evil ideology. Not that I think(or care if) homosexuality is genetic. He'd be more than happy to complain if I suggest I was training her to be a communist. But Christianity? Indoctrinate away!

Evil_Mage_Ra
06-06-2005, 02:34 PM
I love the second picture: "Darnel is growing with God (Is he praying for the next Little Leaders DVD?!)"