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ghoulslime
06-11-2005, 06:19 AM
Ghoulslime has a job dilemma. This week, I got a call for a job. (The language school where I have been the director was closed down last week) Anyway, I went to the interview. We were almost ready to seal the deal when the man behind the desk states very proudly that it is a Christian company. He goes on to sing the praises of the great Christian virtues of the owner. I just tried to smile politely and let it pass, but then I realized he was trying to figure out if I were a Christian without actually asking me directly. I said something neutral like, “that’s very admirable”. Then I worked the conversation so that I could get the hell out of there.

They called today and left a message on my answering machine. I presume they want me to work for them. To go or not to go, this is the question! I could pretend for a while, but I am sure they would eventually figure out my religious inclinations.

What would you do in my situation? :/

I'm thinking about just saying "fuck it" to everything and becoming a truck driver. Or maybe I'll just go to West Hollywood and start giving hand jobs for crack.

Evil_Mage_Ra
06-11-2005, 06:25 AM
If it's an otherwise good job and it pays well, then I'd go ahead and take it. Your personal religious beliefs are none of their business, and it's illegal for them to discriminate against you on the job.

Hahaha, I don't know about your personal experience with Christians, but I've met very few of them that would make giving hand jobs for crack seem like a viable alternative!

Crackerus Dadderus
06-11-2005, 06:28 AM
I'd say as long as the company doesn't try to push its religious crack onto the community - go for it. The way I see it, it could be a chance to convert a few lost souls, or at least keep the money coming in until you find a better job. In any case some Christians can get to see that atheists aren't Satan worshipping hell-spawn looking to damn the human race. I know it probably doesn't help much - but those are my thoughts.

Evil_Mage_Ra
06-11-2005, 07:05 AM
In any case some Christians can get to see that atheists aren't Satan worshipping hell-spawn looking to damn the human race.
On the other hand, at your first company barbecue you can say "What, no babies? This is bullshit!"

"Baby.....the other, OTHER white meat!"

Crackerus Dadderus
06-11-2005, 07:21 AM
In any case some Christians can get to see that atheists aren't Satan worshipping hell-spawn looking to damn the human race.
On the other hand, at your first company barbecue you can say "What, no babies? This is bullshit!"

"Baby.....the other, OTHER white meat!"
Ahhhhh - baby with a side of embryo stew

Paradox
06-11-2005, 10:41 AM
I'd take the West Hollywood job.

HMS Beagle
06-11-2005, 12:30 PM
Do you think you could actually stomach working for a Christian company? It sounds like you're going to be encountering on a regular, maybe even daily basis. I can barely stand living in a patriotic America.

PanAtheist
06-11-2005, 01:58 PM
How about addressing directly with the potential employers, that, though you want the work, you are *aware* that Christianity *is* insanity, and then go on to be totally *outright* about every concern you have about working under (and with) people who "respect" insanity!

And then see how they react, and then see whether you would still like to work for them!

************************************************** *****
Or how about this:

Directly advertise yourself in the small ads, as a (talented, etc, etc, etc) sane-person/atheist looking for work in a successful free-thinking, free-acting company.

Who knows?
You might be just what someone is looking for!

PanAtheist
06-11-2005, 02:00 PM
Oh, and best of luck Ghoulslime, *whatever* happens.
Really hope things work out for you!
And you can get a job which will really take your aspirations forward.

Tenspace
06-11-2005, 05:22 PM
Ghoulslime has a job dilemma. This week, I got a call for a job. (The language school where I have been the director was closed down last week) Anyway, I went to the interview. We were almost ready to seal the deal when the man behind the desk states very proudly that it is a Christian company. He goes on to sing the praises of the great Christian virtues of the owner. I just tried to smile politely and let it pass, but then I realized he was trying to figure out if I were a Christian without actually asking me directly. I said something neutral like, “that’s very admirable”. Then I worked the conversation so that I could get the hell out of there.

They called today and left a message on my answering machine. I presume they want me to work for them. To go or not to go, this is the question! I could pretend for a while, but I am sure they would eventually figure out my religious inclinations.

What would you do in my situation? :/

I'm thinking about just saying "fuck it" to everything and becoming a truck driver. Or maybe I'll just go to West Hollywood and start giving hand jobs for crack.
What a perfect opportunity! Take the job, but don't let them proselytize or require you to go to prayer meetings, etc.

Who knows, you might have a future lawsuit on your hands. :)

I had a chance to work for a local affiliate of James Dobson's American Family Association. After much thought, I decided it would be better to work in logistics support for a government contractor. At least I could sleep at night. :)

Tenspace

Striver
06-11-2005, 08:36 PM
Don't do it. My mother is still a Christian, and she works at a "Christian" company and they drive HER nuts. If you managed to get the job, they'd find a way to fire you eventually. The problem is that so-called Christian companies cause people to break down some of their formality becuase of perceived similarities, but actually they are still people and the so-called "Christianity" makes it worse because they want to push their varying perceptions of what Christianity is onto each other, while still being controlled by natural human drives.

And it means that there's going to be less tolerance over the normal things people do, like cussing, getting angry, and dealing with power issues. walmartsucks.com exists for a reason. A lot of those poor people think that they work for a xtian company too.

Rhinoqulous
06-11-2005, 10:54 PM
I don't work for a xtian company, but I have to deal with xtian tv stations all the time (as well as that asshole Corsi). It's very annoying. I'd like to find another job, but the skilled job market is pretty slim right now in Fargo for what I know how to do. I need to move out of this hell-hole.

Tenspace
06-11-2005, 11:27 PM
I don't work for a xtian company, but I have to deal with xtian tv stations all the time (as well as that asshole Corsi). It's very annoying. I'd like to find another job, but the skilled job market is pretty slim right now in Fargo for what I know how to do. I need to move out of this hell-hole.
You've met Corsi? Is he as much of an asshole in person?

Ten

Rhinoqulous
06-11-2005, 11:46 PM
You've met Corsi? Is he as much of an asshole in person?

Ten
Only talked with him on the phone, and not only is he an arrogant asshole, he's an idiot. One time I spent over a half hour trying to get him to understand that a QuickTime file I sent him needed to be opened in QuickTime, and not WMP or Photoshop. The whole time he was berating me, saying that the file I sent him didn't work, and I'd have to do it again, while I just gritted my teeth and tried to explain the file was fine, he was trying to open it in the wrong program. He finally gave up because he had an important dinner to attend, and told me to fix it by later that night "or else". I didn't do a damn thing, just left the office and went Frolfing, but someone must have figured it out cause "or else" never happened.

Rhinoq

lee
06-11-2005, 11:59 PM
I'd say at least be honest from the very start, tell them straight up that you're an atheist, that way they'll know what they're getting into if they decide to hire you.

Tenspace
06-12-2005, 12:26 AM
I'd say at least be honest from the very start, tell them straight up that you're an atheist, that way they'll know what they're getting into if they decide to hire you.
If he does that, they won't hire him, guaranteed.

And if they do, he'll just be used for a blood sacrifice (http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGB1LGZQS9E.html). :)

Tenspace

whoneedscience
06-12-2005, 01:16 AM
Best keep all your options open. Be polite as long as you can and see if you can handle it. When you find a better job, pick up your last paycheck, piss on your boss's bible, and casually walk out in the middle of the day.

AtheistFreedom
06-12-2005, 10:40 AM
I'm totally with TenSpace on this one. I only wish I could get hired by a company like that. I'd have the ACLU on freakin' speeddial.:lol:

Seriously, after having received the shit end of the stick my entire life, and always being made an example of, it would be quite satisfying to finally get my pound of flesh, at their expense.:cool:

Tenspace
06-12-2005, 12:09 PM
Something else to remember, is that True Christians always have an ulterior motive. They place their faith and their secret motives above everything else, including the business and customer.

My company will not sell to churches anymore without 50% up front and an iron-clad contract. We have been burned so many times it's become an industry joke. When we called the sheriff of one town, where we were headed to file a lien and pick up the equipment, the sheriff told us that, "I go up there all the time. They never pay their bills."

I was also involved with a True Christian in the music industry. If he didn't get his way (regarding copyrights, lawyers, contracts, etc), he would literally throw a tantrum. I've had to break up fights between him and the lead singer. Although I will say there were two instances where he provided lifelong memories: 1) Introducing him to Glenn Danzig, and listening to his inane questions, and 2) watching the drum tech pull him out of a trash can at a club. Apparently, the bouncer guarding backstage didn't believe he was with the band and stuffed his drunk ass into the can. :)

Tenspace

SLINKY
06-12-2005, 06:00 PM
I definately wouldn't do it. I worked at a secular company with government contracts, and a day didn't go by that when I opened email from a couple of co-workers a huge picture of jesus was staring me in the face.

Actually, the first time was kind of funny. I was so taken by suprise, that I blurted out jesus christ, and I cheery voice from another cube yelled back "yes, isn't that a nice picture"?

Think what it would be like in a xian company.

ghoulslime
06-14-2005, 10:31 PM
I just got off the phone with the boss of the company. Last week, I told him straight out that I was an Atheist and that I thought there might be future problems because of this. He just called me and said the company still wants me and are sending a job offer. I think I shall follow the admonition of whoneedscience and take it for now.

SLINKY
06-14-2005, 10:38 PM
I just got off the phone with the boss of the company. Last week, I told him straight out that I was an Atheist and that I thought there might be future problems because of this. He just called me and said the company still wants me and are sending a job offer. I think I shall follow the admonition of whoneedscience and take it for now.
Congratuations. I wish you the best.

Spurius Furius
06-14-2005, 11:15 PM
I just got off the phone with the boss of the company. Last week, I told him straight out that I was an Atheist and that I thought there might be future problems because of this. He just called me and said the company still wants me and are sending a job offer. I think I shall follow the admonition of whoneedscience and take it for now.
I give you two weeks there ghoul! Don't you fucking come back here spouting Jesus bullshit after they convert you :)

Perhaps they would appreciate some of your poetry, ... Oh, and don't forget to continually refer to yourself in the third person like you do here, they will love it!:lol:

Tenspace
06-15-2005, 12:24 AM
I just got off the phone with the boss of the company. Last week, I told him straight out that I was an Atheist and that I thought there might be future problems because of this. He just called me and said the company still wants me and are sending a job offer. I think I shall follow the admonition of whoneedscience and take it for now.
Prepare for Proselytization! Wear Your Witnessing Cap.

Dollars to Donuts (whatever the hell that means) the owner is taking you on as a personal challenge to his faith. He will try to convert you.

Tenspace

Tenspace
06-15-2005, 12:25 AM
I just got off the phone with the boss of the company. Last week, I told him straight out that I was an Atheist and that I thought there might be future problems because of this. He just called me and said the company still wants me and are sending a job offer. I think I shall follow the admonition of whoneedscience and take it for now.
I give you two weeks there ghoul! Don't you fucking come back here spouting Jesus bullshit after they convert you :)
Now that would be fucking hilarious. :D

Ten

ghoulslime
06-15-2005, 12:37 AM
Actually, I'm going to have to really make an effort curb the vulgarity. It is my habit to curse when I am perturbed; shit, hell, damn, fuck, and often a variation of “Jesus Christ”: Jesus Popsicle-sucking Christ, Jesus tap-dancing Christ, and so forth. I’m not sure how I can avoid this. I’m pretty much accustomed to saying whatever the hell I want. Hell, I don’t have to explain it here. Everybody here has observed the fertile crop that springs my nasty mouth.

The third person reference to Ghoulslime definitely won’t fly. (What am I going to say when somebody questions me on it? “Suck my throbbing cock.” ??? I think not. Outside of the Internet, I never refer to myself as Ghoulslime, so it shouldn’t be an issue.

As to the preaching, ha, I’ve heard that shit almost everyday of my life.

But promise me! Swear an oath as my only true friends, that if I come back here in two weeks telling you about how I found Jesus, you will seek me out and slowly saw my head off with a Bible cover then burn me at the stake in the traditional Christian manner!

Anyway, here I go!

Tenspace
06-15-2005, 12:42 AM
But promise me! Swear an oath as my only true friends, that if I come back here in two weeks telling you about how I found Jesus, you will seek me out and slowly saw my head off with a Bible cover then burn me at the stake in the traditional Christian manner!
After a Danzig indoctrination (and I'm not talking about listening to Danzig - I mean a right pummeling from the Fists of Satan himself!), you will be sent to a Scientology laboratory, where, through judicious use of orange juice and danishes, along with a life-sized Tom Cruise throbbing cock to suck, you will be exposed to bullshit even more mindbending than Christianity.

At that point, if you aren't cured, we'll just cover you in honey and throw you to the Screaming Blue Ants.

:)

Ten

ghoulslime
06-15-2005, 03:18 AM
But promise me! Swear an oath as my only true friends, that if I come back here in two weeks telling you about how I found Jesus, you will seek me out and slowly saw my head off with a Bible cover then burn me at the stake in the traditional Christian manner!
After a Danzig indoctrination (and I'm not talking about listening to Danzig - I mean a right pummeling from the Fists of Satan himself!), you will be sent to a Scientology laboratory, where, through judicious use of orange juice and danishes, along with a life-sized Tom Cruise throbbing cock to suck, you will be exposed to bullshit even more mindbending than Christianity.

At that point, if you aren't cured, we'll just cover you in honey and throw you to the Screaming Blue Ants.

:)

Ten
Fair enough! You have a deal! The Tom Cruise throbbing sold me. :D

Rhinoqulous
06-15-2005, 12:38 PM
Good luck, Goulslime. The Screaming Blue Ants send their blessings.

LogicMan
06-21-2005, 06:27 PM
I wanted to post on this earlier but was to busy. I am posting now to keep this topic alive as it is an interesting one.
On another atheist site there was a very important story in this regard and unfortunately I did not save the link. I will try to find it and post it. The story was about an atheist who was working for a (if I remember correctly) large distribution company as a supervisor. He accepted a transfer to another location and resettled his family. Unfortunately he was unaware of the fact that he had moved into a very religious community. To make this short the community found out about his non religious ways and things got ugly. Apparently the men under him refused to follow his instructions and the company let him go.

From personal experience I will add this. The more religious the people I have worked for the more invasive and evasive the were. They are willing to stick their nose were it does not belong and even gossip to the point of slander. I am talking about something that actually ends up being something you have to deal with outside of the work place. That of course is when it becomes slander.

To be fair I have known Atheist and Objectivists who have engaged in similar stupid behavior.

I would suggest you keep a very good accounting of your activities and even consider audio equipment as a means of recording inappropriate things. That said I am not a lawyer so anyone here who can add to that with some legal facts...please do.

That may sound extreme but remember your working reputation is important and it is now in the hands of people who believe in the non existent. As an example of what I just said I wonder how many religious people would be worried if their child, who at age 5 or so, had an imaginary friend, now at age 16 had that same imaginary friend. Do you think they would send them to a psychiatrist? :D

Normally I am not into taking shots, but I have taken some from religious aquiantences so what the heck

ghoulslime
06-22-2005, 12:19 AM
I wanted to post on this earlier but was to busy. I am posting now to keep this topic alive as it is an interesting one.
On another atheist site there was a very important story in this regard and unfortunately I did not save the link. I will try to find it and post it. The story was about an atheist who was working for a (if I remember correctly) large distribution company as a supervisor. He accepted a transfer to another location and resettled his family. Unfortunately he was unaware of the fact that he had moved into a very religious community. To make this short the community found out about his non religious ways and things got ugly. Apparently the men under him refused to follow his instructions and the company let him go.

From personal experience I will add this. The more religious the people I have worked for the more invasive and evasive the were. They are willing to stick their nose were it does not belong and even gossip to the point of slander. I am talking about something that actually ends up being something you have to deal with outside of the work place. That of course is when it becomes slander.

To be fair I have known Atheist and Objectivists who have engaged in similar stupid behavior.

I would suggest you keep a very good accounting of your activities and even consider audio equipment as a means of recording inappropriate things. That said I am not a lawyer so anyone here who can add to that with some legal facts...please do.

That may sound extreme but remember your working reputation is important and it is now in the hands of people who believe in the non existent. As an example of what I just said I wonder how many religious people would be worried if their child, who at age 5 or so, had an imaginary friend, now at age 16 had that same imaginary friend. Do you think they would send them to a psychiatrist? :D

Normally I am not into taking shots, but I have taken some from religious aquiantences so what the heck
Your words are wise. I am going to keep my guard up.

Today was day two at the company. I had to do software support for a Catholic church. When I got off the phone with them, one of my Protestant coworkers had taken my conversation with a member of the Catholic church to be a que for him to begin a cheery discussion about which church he went to. I just frowned at him and went back to work.

I'm not going to get too cozy here.:/

Anyway, two full days without any raucous profanity and blasphemy has really drained my energy level.

Jennifer
06-22-2005, 12:54 AM
I am very worried about you Ghoulslime.

ghoulslime
06-22-2005, 01:07 AM
I am very worried about you Ghoulslime.
Gulp. :(

Tenspace
06-22-2005, 01:27 AM
Today was day two at the company. I had to do software support for a Catholic church. When I got off the phone with them, one of my Protestant coworkers had taken my conversation with a member of the Catholic church to be a que for him to begin a cheery discussion about which church he went to. I just frowned at him and went back to work.

I'm not going to get too cozy here.:/

Anyway, two full days without any raucous profanity and blasphemy has really drained my energy level.
I am amazed you've made it this far. Keep notes. You could write a comedy about your adventures. :D

Ten

Lurker
06-22-2005, 03:23 AM
This reads like an episode from Fear Factor or something.

LogicMan
06-22-2005, 06:57 PM
Well this might make you feel better.

In my situation as a single (refuse to compromise and settle down with anything other than a completely rational, principled woman) male, where I work I am "suspect" for not allowing myself to be set up by people incapable of knowing what that actually requires. After reading your adventures with women in another post if I were you I would also watch out for such meddling.

I can hear it already (especially if you are working with any women) ; I know this nice christen woman who has recently been divorced. She has a couple of kids but she is such a nice person........

Allright that was just cruel wasn't it...sorry man. :lol:

Tenspace
06-22-2005, 07:28 PM
I can hear it already (especially if you are working with any women) ; I know this nice christen woman who has recently been divorced. She has a couple of kids but she is such a nice person........
I'm sure Ghoul is willing to provide his services for bounceback sex. Nice Christian Women need live too. :)

Ten

SLINKY
06-22-2005, 07:30 PM
Well this might make you feel better.

In my situation as a single (refuse to compromise and settle down with anything other than a completely rational, principled woman) male, where I work I am "suspect" for not allowing myself to be set up by people incapable of knowing what that actually requires. After reading your adventures with women in another post if I were you I would also watch out for such meddling.

I can hear it already (especially if you are working with any women) ; I know this nice christen woman who has recently been divorced. She has a couple of kids but she is such a nice person........

Allright that was just cruel wasn't it...sorry man. :lol:
Not only cruel, but unnecessarily sexist.

LogicMan
06-22-2005, 10:16 PM
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Not only cruel, but unnecessarily sexist.
Sorry Slinky...none intended. Men and women are just as capable of irratating manipulation. Er ...if that is the part you are reffering to.

whoneedscience
06-22-2005, 11:13 PM
Not only cruel, but unnecessarily sexist.
Sorry Slinky...none intended. Men and women are just as capable of irratating manipulation. Er ...if that is the part you are reffering to.
Er... compared to theists? Have you read the Bible?

Plus, this is Ghoul we're talking about. Sexism takes on a whole new meaning :D

SLINKY
06-23-2005, 12:10 AM
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Not only cruel, but unnecessarily sexist.
Sorry Slinky...none intended. Men and women are just as capable of irratating manipulation. Er ...if that is the part you are reffering to.
It was the "women are meddlers" that struck me. But, you're right, both men and women can be downright obnoxious.

I'm new here and don't know Ghoul well enough to comment on his proclivities. ;)

WITHTEETH
06-23-2005, 12:11 AM
I work for a trade as a means to go to college. Well my boss is christian and doesn't bring it up anymore but he hired this new guy to help him manage. the first time i hear him talk he says the company i work for and that our boss is christian. this guy is strange, he aso has a white pride tattoo although he said he was ashamed of it now. He was making rascist remarks still about other ethnic groups.
Well anyway my boss told him that one of his co-workers were the anti christ, i laughed at the new guy and said that could be me. he offered to teach me about the bible but i kindly declined. this is all his first day on the job.

ghoulslime
06-23-2005, 12:27 AM
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Not only cruel, but unnecessarily sexist.
Sorry Slinky...none intended. Men and women are just as capable of irratating manipulation. Er ...if that is the part you are reffering to.
It was the "women are meddlers" that struck me. But, you're right, both men and women can be downright obnoxious.

I'm new here and don't know Ghoul well enough to comment on his proclivities. ;)
I hearby grant all RA members free license to take whatever liberties they may in commenting about Ghoulslime.

I dish out enough of it. I suppose I should swallow a bit, too. :D

ghoulslime
06-23-2005, 12:28 AM
I can hear it already (especially if you are working with any women) ; I know this nice christen woman who has recently been divorced. She has a couple of kids but she is such a nice person........
I'm sure Ghoul is willing to provide his services for bounceback sex. Nice Christian Women need live too. :)

Ten
All in the Lord's service! :)

SLINKY
06-23-2005, 12:44 AM
Sorry Slinky...none intended. Men and women are just as capable of irratating manipulation. Er ...if that is the part you are reffering to.
It was the "women are meddlers" that struck me. But, you're right, both men and women can be downright obnoxious.

I'm new here and don't know Ghoul well enough to comment on his proclivities. ;)
I hearby grant all RA members free license to take whatever liberties they may in commenting about Ghoulslime.

I dish out enough of it. I suppose I should swallow a bit, too. :D
Oh mighty Ghoulslime, we are humbled by your generosity. :cool:

ghoulslime
06-23-2005, 01:05 AM
It was the "women are meddlers" that struck me. But, you're right, both men and women can be downright obnoxious.

I'm new here and don't know Ghoul well enough to comment on his proclivities. ;)
I hearby grant all RA members free license to take whatever liberties they may in commenting about Ghoulslime.

I dish out enough of it. I suppose I should swallow a bit, too. :D
Oh mighty Ghoulslime, we are humbled by your generosity. :cool:
Stop that! Are you being mean to me? Don't be mean to me! I had a long day. :(

SLINKY
06-23-2005, 01:09 AM
I hearby grant all RA members free license to take whatever liberties they may in commenting about Ghoulslime.

I dish out enough of it. I suppose I should swallow a bit, too. :D
Oh mighty Ghoulslime, we are humbled by your generosity. :cool:
Stop that! Are you being mean to me? Don't be mean to me! I had a long day. :(
Ghoul, just swallow.

ghoulslime
06-23-2005, 02:08 AM
Oh mighty Ghoulslime, we are humbled by your generosity. :cool:
Stop that! Are you being mean to me? Don't be mean to me! I had a long day. :(
Ghoul, just swallow.
ok :(

LogicMan
06-23-2005, 06:41 PM
Stop that! Are you being mean to me? Don't be mean to me! I had a long day. :(
Ghoul, just swallow.
ok :(
Man don't swallow...you don't know where those comments have been. For all you know people are just pulling them out of their ass! :lol:


OOPs sorry did not mean to push this too far. I do not normally aim for the gutter.

ghoulslime
06-25-2005, 05:48 PM
Ghoul, just swallow.
ok :(
Man don't swallow...you don't know where those comments have been. For all you know people are just pulling them out of their ass! :lol:


OOPs sorry did not mean to push this too far. I do not normally aim for the gutter.
You think I should spit it out? :/

SLINKY
06-25-2005, 09:40 PM
ok :(
Man don't swallow...you don't know where those comments have been. For all you know people are just pulling them out of their ass! :lol:


OOPs sorry did not mean to push this too far. I do not normally aim for the gutter.
You think I should spit it out? :/
At this point, you're going to have to heave.

snap crafter
06-25-2005, 10:08 PM
Well, ghoul, I suggest you find the most christian man there, that isn't in any sort of powerful position, and have a nice theological discussion at a 'nice little italian place you know' and thoroughly destroy his notion of what god could or would be. And since this column has taken a drastically sexist undertone... I'll give my 2 cents. Given that sexism toward men is rampant in american culture, I say one sexist statement should not be scourned but laughed at like it was intended.

LogicMan
06-25-2005, 11:03 PM
Man don't swallow...you don't know where those comments have been. For all you know people are just pulling them out of their ass! :lol:


OOPs sorry did not mean to push this too far. I do not normally aim for the gutter.
You think I should spit it out? :/
At this point, you're going to have to heave.
:lol::lol::lol:

Jennifer
06-27-2005, 01:06 AM
Ghoulslime, I hope you are still sending out your resume.

ghoulslime
06-27-2005, 02:50 AM
Ghoulslime, I hope you are still sending out your resume.
I think that is some excellent advice. :)

ghoulslime
06-27-2005, 02:58 AM
By the way, Ghoulslime just passed his 400 post mark. Oh, yeah! Who's your daddy, Snap Crafter and Slinky?

You feel my sultry breath hot on your rose-red ass, Rhinoqulous? That's right! :D

Rhinoqulous
06-27-2005, 04:40 PM
You feel my sultry breath hot on your rose-red ass, Rhinoqulous? That's right! :D
That's you? I thought my thermal underwear was malfunctioning. And my ass is more of a burgundy, thank you very much. :D

ghoulslime
07-12-2005, 06:11 PM
Today, when I came back to my office from lunch, three of my coworkers were arguing about whether people go to hell for commiting suicide. One lady stated emphatically that it says in the ten commandments that you go to hell for killing yourself. Then she looked at me, waiting for me to support her point.

I just smiled and went to my desk.

These people are some fucking retards!

Lurker
07-12-2005, 06:53 PM
These people are some fucking retards!
Do White Nationalists (http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?t=191565) fall into that category too?

Amazonis
07-13-2005, 02:42 AM
These people are some fucking retards!
Do White Nationalists (http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?t=191565) fall into that category too?
Goulslime a member of White Nationalists!?
I cant let this pass without asking a few questions from Ghoul...

Are you a member of White Nationalists because -

1) You hate black people
2) You love white people
3) You like white people more than black people
4) You are sick of having to watch what you say about black people, when they can say whatever they want about white people
5) You hate white nationalists so you became member to find out what they were about
or 6) You wanted to plug that dudes poetry

Or is Lurker just framing you to tarnish you image?

I just had to ask you, cos to be honest i was pretty shocked to learn that you were hanging out with a bunch of Bush loving christian rednecks with nothing better to do that complain about peoples skin colour all day :|

Whats going on, dude?

snap crafter
07-13-2005, 02:57 AM
Oddly enough, I'm like 4/6 of those you posted bananaman. The only thing is, I hate white people possibly more than any other race. Even more so the rednecks that liked to whip me as a boy.

Lurker
07-13-2005, 01:00 PM
Or is Lurker just framing you to tarnish you image?
How can I frame him for something he wrote himself? Like you, I'm just asking questions. He can explain if he wants, or he can remain silent and let us come to our own conclusion.

ghoulslime
07-13-2005, 11:08 PM
These people are some fucking retards!
Do White Nationalists (http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?t=191565) fall into that category too?
Goulslime a member of White Nationalists!?
I cant let this pass without asking a few questions from Ghoul...

Are you a member of White Nationalists because -

1) You hate black people
2) You love white people
3) You like white people more than black people
4) You are sick of having to watch what you say about black people, when they can say whatever they want about white people
5) You hate white nationalists so you became member to find out what they were about
or 6) You wanted to plug that dudes poetry

Or is Lurker just framing you to tarnish you image?

I just had to ask you, cos to be honest i was pretty shocked to learn that you were hanging out with a bunch of Bush loving christian rednecks with nothing better to do that complain about peoples skin colour all day :|

Whats going on, dude?
Ghoulslime is NOT a white nationalist. I plugged some poetry on that site at the insistence of someone on my email list. You should know that most white nationalists and white supremacists are right-wing CHRISTIANS, and whatever good points they occasional make are usually out-weighed by their utter stupidity.

Ghoulslime is libertarian in political leanings. I am a constitutionalist. I believe that the right-wing Christian powerbase has eroded my constitutional rights. I also believe the bleeding-heart Democratic left has also helped to drive the USA into the dirt.

Let me reiterate to keep anyone with ulterior motives from misconstruing the facts.

Ghoulslime is:
-Not a White Nationalist
-Not a White Supremist
-Not a Nazi
-Not a skinhead
-Not Republican
-Not Democrat
-Not a Christian
-Not religious

However, I have friends from all of these groups.

I am white. I am proud of my ancestors and their heritage. I believe that American law discriminates against white males in many ways. I want the law to apply equally to EVERYBODY in the USA. That's about as far as my racial thoughts go - no KKK hoods, no membership card to the Heil Hitler CLub!

If you look hard enough, you can probably find my postings on a few gay sites, too. I’m not gay. (My cousin is the Executive director of one of the major gay organizations in the USA)

I have friends from every possible racial and ethnic tangent.

I volunteer in a homeless shelter, teaching ESL and computers to homeless women and children – mostly blacks and latinos.

I date almost exclusively ASIAN women.

Draw your own fucking conclusions, but I think Thomas has too much time on his hands – trying to dig up the dirt on Ghoulslime! Ahahahahahahahaha! Isn’t it pretty clear that I do all of my dirty laundry in public? Every sordid aspect of my life is yours for the mere asking.

Thomas, you are a nigger! Get a fucking life.

Another brick in the wall
07-13-2005, 11:11 PM
I love the fishes 'cause they're so delicious . . .

ghoulslime
07-13-2005, 11:19 PM
I love the fishes 'cause they're so delicious . . .
...gone gold fishin' :D

Another brick in the wall
07-13-2005, 11:20 PM
I could eat them everyday . . .

thomas
07-13-2005, 11:35 PM
Ghoulslime is NOT a white nationalist. I plugged some poetry on that site at the insistence of someone on my email list. You should know that most white nationalists and white supremacists are right-wing CHRISTIANS, and whatever good points they occasional make are usually out-weighed by their utter stupidity.
Whatever. You're posting on a white supremacist website, with poetry and comments that are sympathetic to their movement and accepting their congratulations for your views. It's at least stupid.

I am white. I am proud of my ancestors and their heritage. I believe that American law discriminates against white males in many ways. I want the law to apply equally to EVERYBODY in the USA. That's about as far as my racial thoughts go - no KKK hoods, no membership card to the Heil Hitler CLub!
I'd love to hear about those laws that discriminate against white American males. Last time I checked they were running politics, the media, industry, the church etc, etc. Laws that apply equally are all very well in principle provided that they aren't designed to perpetuate inequality.

I have friends from every possible racial and ethnic tangent.

I volunteer in a homeless shelter, teaching ESL and computers to homeless women and children – mostly blacks and latinos.

I date almost exclusively ASIAN women.
Yeh, you're almost a saint.

Draw your own fucking conclusions, but I think Thomas has too much time on his hands – trying to dig up the dirt on Ghoulslime! Ahahahahahahahaha! Isn’t it pretty clear that I do all of my dirty laundry in public? Every sordid aspect of my life is yours for the mere asking.

Thomas, you are a nigger! Get a fucking life.
Check your facts. Who posted the link about where you've been posting and hanging out ?

Hey, by the way, that very clever technique of yours of plugging your own poetry by pretending not to be the author is really amusing.

Tenspace
07-14-2005, 12:56 AM
If you look hard enough, you can probably find my postings on a few gay sites, too. I’m not gay. (My cousin is the Executive director of one of the major gay organizations in the USA)
I searched "The Internet", and mostly poo sites came up. :)

snap crafter
07-14-2005, 01:11 AM
Do White Nationalists (http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?t=191565) fall into that category too?
Goulslime a member of White Nationalists!?
I cant let this pass without asking a few questions from Ghoul...

Are you a member of White Nationalists because -

1) You hate black people
2) You love white people
3) You like white people more than black people
4) You are sick of having to watch what you say about black people, when they can say whatever they want about white people
5) You hate white nationalists so you became member to find out what they were about
or 6) You wanted to plug that dudes poetry

Or is Lurker just framing you to tarnish you image?

I just had to ask you, cos to be honest i was pretty shocked to learn that you were hanging out with a bunch of Bush loving christian rednecks with nothing better to do that complain about peoples skin colour all day :|

Whats going on, dude?
Ghoulslime is NOT a white nationalist. I plugged some poetry on that site at the insistence of someone on my email list. You should know that most white nationalists and white supremacists are right-wing CHRISTIANS, and whatever good points they occasional make are usually out-weighed by their utter stupidity.

Ghoulslime is libertarian in political leanings. I am a constitutionalist. I believe that the right-wing Christian powerbase has eroded my constitutional rights. I also believe the bleeding-heart Democratic left has also helped to drive the USA into the dirt.

Let me reiterate to keep anyone with ulterior motives from misconstruing the facts.

Ghoulslime is:
-Not a White Nationalist
-Not a White Supremist
-Not a Nazi
-Not a skinhead
-Not Republican
-Not Democrat
-Not a Christian
-Not religious

However, I have friends from all of these groups.

I am white. I am proud of my ancestors and their heritage. I believe that American law discriminates against white males in many ways. I want the law to apply equally to EVERYBODY in the USA. That's about as far as my racial thoughts go - no KKK hoods, no membership card to the Heil Hitler CLub!

If you look hard enough, you can probably find my postings on a few gay sites, too. I’m not gay. (My cousin is the Executive director of one of the major gay organizations in the USA)

I have friends from every possible racial and ethnic tangent.

I volunteer in a homeless shelter, teaching ESL and computers to homeless women and children – mostly blacks and latinos.

I date almost exclusively ASIAN women.

Draw your own fucking conclusions, but I think Thomas has too much time on his hands – trying to dig up the dirt on Ghoulslime! Ahahahahahahahaha! Isn’t it pretty clear that I do all of my dirty laundry in public? Every sordid aspect of my life is yours for the mere asking.

Thomas, you are a nigger! Get a fucking life.
Reminder, he is my god. Thomas, you are a niggar, I must say. As for how the law is against white males. First off, white males aren't in power, rich white males are, and everyone knows rich people are above the law. Let's see, off the top of my head. Woman don't need proof to get a man commited for rape. Men almost always loose costudy of their children in a divorce, which 75% of the time the woman commits. As you can see this is mostly about men, I have a thing for that. As for being white. If a white person does anything to a black man it is considered a hate crime. Also white men can't pull the 'race card'.

calpurnpiso
07-14-2005, 02:27 AM
ghoulslime wrote:

"Ghoulslime is NOT a white nationalist. I plugged some poetry on that site at the insistence of someone on my email list. You should know that most white nationalists and white supremacists are right-wing CHRISTIANS, and whatever good points they occasional make are usually out-weighed by their utter stupidity.
Ghoulslime is libertarian in political leanings. I am a constitutionalist. I believe that the right-wing Christian powerbase has eroded my constitutional rights. I also believe the bleeding-heart Democratic left has also helped to drive the USA into the dirt."

I completely agree. Something that not too many realize is that Hitler was the greatest truer Christian of them all!! writing a book filled with Bible messages and Christian 'benevolent Crusader anti-jewish, infidel piety. mein Kampf. There is of no wonder white supremacists groups, KKK and others admire this paragon of Christian ideology in disguise....:)

Lurker
07-14-2005, 02:54 AM
Cal seems to hit the bottle early in the morning and late at night. I'm worried about you cal.

Revmonkeyboy
07-14-2005, 11:01 AM
Speaking of race and the white supremacy movement. I have a question for the atheists here that have spent more time surfing than me. I joined a yahoo group for atheist. I was there a couple of days before i dug into the files section of the group. What i found was audio files(and text) of speaches spoken by white supremacy idiots. I was shocked that atheist were thinking like christians. I wrote an e-mail/post to the administrator. On this group the administrator has to read a post before it is posted as a post. My post was asking the question, "is this shit your opinion or some member who went nuts". My post never made the grade because it disappeared into cyberspace with no explanation or reply. I quit the group.

Have any of you ran across atheist white supremacy groups? To me this boggles the mind. Genetic testing has shown all humans to be closely related. Why would you acept one truth and not the other. Maybe there are white supremacy folk reading this, can you explain it to me? I find no reason to pick and chose what truth to believe.

Revmonkeyboy

Lurker
07-14-2005, 12:46 PM
Have any of you ran across atheist white supremacy groups? To me this boggles the mind. Genetic testing has shown all humans to be closely related. Why would you acept one truth and not the other. Maybe there are white supremacy folk reading this, can you explain it to me? I find no reason to pick and chose what truth to believe.
The answer is: Atheists do stupid things just like everyone else. Shocking but true.

calpurnpiso
07-14-2005, 02:31 PM
Cal seems to hit the bottle early in the morning and late at night. I'm worried about you cal.
LOL..of course Grolsch. Actually the facts speak for themselves providing one studies them and do research. First one must study Hitler's place of birth, the religious infection of the country family friends religious table habits his inclinations and aspirations
( wanted to be a priest and artist). His favorites heroes...then the force that propelled to move into political activism. Mein Kampf clearly shows Luther's Bible influence and a believe he was the new Christ (messiah) chosen by god to fulfill's Germany's destiny.......so, he was a true Christian interpreting this belief system his own way and modifying it to become Nazism. The fact is, instead of a latin cross, chose the cross gammada which blends Christianity and paganism.

Hey, I didn't invent this, I just know how to read it. As a message in a wall filled with cuneiform writing, it takes a scholar in cuneiform epygraphy to tell everyone what it says!.......I better go drink another Grolsch and munch on "apples of Apollo" sautee to perfection I may be visited by Thor who will tell me more about Hitler and the mysterious runes.....:)

Tenspace
07-14-2005, 02:40 PM
Cal seems to hit the bottle early in the morning and late at night. I'm worried about you cal.
I know that Cal sometimes sounds like a broken record with his religion-as-a-pathogen argument, but is that any reason to suggest that his concepts and ideas come from an alcohol-induced fog?

He seems very well-read, and provides references to back up his statements. Granted, some of the links are as bizarre as a conspiracy-survival-dominionist-endtimes website, but the guy sounds like he has a pretty deep knowledgebase.

Tenspace

thomas
07-14-2005, 03:25 PM
You could be right, Ten, I'm just not sure that we'll ever find out because he won't engage in debate.

Tenspace
07-14-2005, 03:26 PM
You could be right, Ten, I'm just not sure that we'll ever find out because he won't engage in debate.
He'll get there. I've already seen progress in his posts. :)

Ten

ghoulslime
07-14-2005, 04:05 PM
Ghoulslime is NOT a white nationalist. I plugged some poetry on that site at the insistence of someone on my email list. You should know that most white nationalists and white supremacists are right-wing CHRISTIANS, and whatever good points they occasional make are usually out-weighed by their utter stupidity.
Whatever. You're posting on a white supremacist website, with poetry and comments that are sympathetic to their movement and accepting their congratulations for your views. It's at least stupid.

I am white. I am proud of my ancestors and their heritage. I believe that American law discriminates against white males in many ways. I want the law to apply equally to EVERYBODY in the USA. That's about as far as my racial thoughts go - no KKK hoods, no membership card to the Heil Hitler CLub!
I'd love to hear about those laws that discriminate against white American males. Last time I checked they were running politics, the media, industry, the church etc, etc. Laws that apply equally are all very well in principle provided that they aren't designed to perpetuate inequality.

I have friends from every possible racial and ethnic tangent.

I volunteer in a homeless shelter, teaching ESL and computers to homeless women and children – mostly blacks and latinos.

I date almost exclusively ASIAN women.
Yeh, you're almost a saint.

Draw your own fucking conclusions, but I think Thomas has too much time on his hands – trying to dig up the dirt on Ghoulslime! Ahahahahahahahaha! Isn’t it pretty clear that I do all of my dirty laundry in public? Every sordid aspect of my life is yours for the mere asking.

Thomas, you are a nigger! Get a fucking life.
Check your facts. Who posted the link about where you've been posting and hanging out ?

Hey, by the way, that very clever technique of yours of plugging your own poetry by pretending not to be the author is really amusing.
Thomas, you are a nigger! Get a fucking life.

ghoulslime
07-14-2005, 04:08 PM
You could be right, Ten, I'm just not sure that we'll ever find out because he won't engage in debate.
He doesn't want to step in dog shit. He doesn't engage you in debate because you are an idiot and he obviously need not prove it.

You are a godiot, and a nigger.

thomas
07-14-2005, 04:18 PM
Thomas, you are a nigger! Get a fucking life.
Oh, now you're blowing me away with your fine arguments and brilliant mind. Pathetic !

calpurnpiso
07-14-2005, 05:28 PM
Hmmm.......Thomas are you really from Nigeria?..:)

Lurker
07-14-2005, 06:51 PM
Oh, now you're blowing me away with your fine arguments and brilliant mind. Pathetic !
No doubt he's using his 3% non-truth.

ghoulslime
07-14-2005, 08:44 PM
Thomas, you are a nigger! Get a fucking life.
Oh, now you're blowing me away with your fine arguments and brilliant mind. Pathetic !
I have a lot of faults, being a dumb dumb is not one of them. You know better than that.

Thomas, I have better things to do than bicker with you. You should have better things to do than to try and find ways to demonize Ghoulslime. This is just an Internet message board. Don’t take it so seriously. I’ll try not to be so mean to you on this board if it will make you feel better. If you are thinking about Ghoulslime in your free time, and running google searches trying to get more info, then you have some serious issues. Find a girlfriend or something. Find some happiness. Put Ghoulslime out of your mind. I’m insignificant to your life.

I think you take the postings on this site too personally. I mean this sincerely.

(And if you really are black, I apologize for calling you a nigger.)

ghoulslime
07-14-2005, 08:47 PM
ghoulslime wrote:

"Ghoulslime is NOT a white nationalist. I plugged some poetry on that site at the insistence of someone on my email list. You should know that most white nationalists and white supremacists are right-wing CHRISTIANS, and whatever good points they occasional make are usually out-weighed by their utter stupidity.
Ghoulslime is libertarian in political leanings. I am a constitutionalist. I believe that the right-wing Christian powerbase has eroded my constitutional rights. I also believe the bleeding-heart Democratic left has also helped to drive the USA into the dirt."

I completely agree. Something that not too many realize is that Hitler was the greatest truer Christian of them all!! writing a book filled with Bible messages and Christian 'benevolent Crusader anti-jewish, infidel piety. mein Kampf. There is of no wonder white supremacists groups, KKK and others admire this paragon of Christian ideology in disguise....:)
Heil Jesus!

ghoulslime
07-14-2005, 09:00 PM
Oh, now you're blowing me away with your fine arguments and brilliant mind. Pathetic !
No doubt he's using his 3% non-truth.
Rate my bunny:

http://www.ratemybunny.com/

thomas
07-14-2005, 09:00 PM
I have a lot of faults, being a dumb dumb is not one of them. You know better than that.

Thomas, I have better things to do than bicker with you. You should have better things to do than to try and find ways to demonize Ghoulslime. This is just an Internet message board. Don’t take it so seriously. I’ll try not to be so mean to you on this board if it will make you feel better. If you are thinking about Ghoulslime in your free time, and running google searches trying to get more info, then you have some serious issues. Find a girlfriend or something. Find some happiness. Put Ghoulslime out of your mind. I’m insignificant to your life.

I think you take the postings on this site too personally. I mean this sincerely.

(And if you really are black, I apologize for calling you a nigger.)
I'm not taking it at all personally, just giving back what I'm given. Look around and you'll find I'm civil and constructive with those who offer that courtesy to me. It's a way of surviving in what is essentially a relatively hostile environment for a Christian. I want to use the board to discuss ideas and that seems to be easier if people know that abusing the minority won't be a free ride.

Again, check the thread. I did not dig up any dirt on you, that was somebody else.

Lurker
07-14-2005, 09:17 PM
Again, check the thread. I did not dig up any dirt on you, that was somebody else.
Who was it?

thomas
07-14-2005, 09:57 PM
Who was it?
;)

Tenspace
07-14-2005, 09:59 PM
Who was it?
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

ghoulslime
07-15-2005, 01:58 AM
Again, check the thread. I did not dig up any dirt on you, that was somebody else.
Who was it?
Are YOU a nigger, Lurker? :/

ghoulslime
07-15-2005, 02:04 AM
I have a lot of faults, being a dumb dumb is not one of them. You know better than that.

Thomas, I have better things to do than bicker with you. You should have better things to do than to try and find ways to demonize Ghoulslime. This is just an Internet message board. Don’t take it so seriously. I’ll try not to be so mean to you on this board if it will make you feel better. If you are thinking about Ghoulslime in your free time, and running google searches trying to get more info, then you have some serious issues. Find a girlfriend or something. Find some happiness. Put Ghoulslime out of your mind. I’m insignificant to your life.

I think you take the postings on this site too personally. I mean this sincerely.

(And if you really are black, I apologize for calling you a nigger.)
I'm not taking it at all personally, just giving back what I'm given. Look around and you'll find I'm civil and constructive with those who offer that courtesy to me. It's a way of surviving in what is essentially a relatively hostile environment for a Christian. I want to use the board to discuss ideas and that seems to be easier if people know that abusing the minority won't be a free ride.

Again, check the thread. I did not dig up any dirt on you, that was somebody else.
Fair enough. I've been pretty aggressive to you. I'll back off a bit. :D Also, please understand that most of my nasty remarks about you and Lurker are done with a naughty smile and a pat on the back. Honestly, this forum would be kind of lame if you guys weren't here to bring it some balance. Otherwise it would be just a bunch of Atheists looking around at each other saying, "Do you believe in God? Nope! How 'bout you?" :D

Lurker
07-15-2005, 12:39 PM
*group hug*

Tenspace
07-15-2005, 01:35 PM
*group hug*
Okay, who grabbed my ass!?

ghoulslime
07-16-2005, 01:39 AM
*group hug*
OK, now that we are all buddies, Lurker, would you mind if I came over to your house to fuck your sister?

Tenspace
07-16-2005, 01:53 AM
*group hug*
OK, now that we are all buddies, Lurker, would you mind if I came over to your house to fuck your sister?
So, Ghoulslime, have you any juicy stories about life at the Christian Company? For that matter, are you still there? Have you taken a dump on the hood of the boss's car yet? :D

Ten

ghoulslime
07-19-2005, 01:44 AM
*group hug*
OK, now that we are all buddies, Lurker, would you mind if I came over to your house to fuck your sister?
So, Ghoulslime, have you any juicy stories about life at the Christian Company? For that matter, are you still there? Have you taken a dump on the hood of the boss's car yet? :D

Ten
Actually, I've been really busy. They have been loading some serious assignments on Slime. I have been out on the road, going around to the company's bigger clients, doing some software support. (ie: checking for bugs in a new upgrade) I am getting sent to Hawaii next month. Poor, Ghoulslime!

There is just no way I could shit on the boss' car. He is really a mellow dude. The other day, one of the office ladies offered me a Jesus fish for the back of my car. (She had two and thought I could use one) While I was trying to figure out what the fuck to say, my boss shooed her away. He said, "You think he wants to stick anything on his beautiful car?"

They are treating me very kindly. There is only one person in the company who overtly hates me - some white bitch with a serious attitute. She gives me the evil eye everytime I pass. It's nothing that a good hard cock in her mouth wouldn't fix, but mildly annoying.

I miss not being able to post on Raving Atheist as much as before. I have some serious girls that I am rotating throught the dates. It is too much for me to handle at this point in time. Too much work! I have a really fine tale to share about a weird one I met, but it will have to wait unitl I get a spare moment.

SLINKY
07-19-2005, 02:00 AM
OK, now that we are all buddies, Lurker, would you mind if I came over to your house to fuck your sister?
So, Ghoulslime, have you any juicy stories about life at the Christian Company? For that matter, are you still there? Have you taken a dump on the hood of the boss's car yet? :D

Ten
Actually, I've been really busy. They have been loading some serious assignments on Slime. I have been out on the road, going around to the company's bigger clients, doing some software support. (ie: checking for bugs in a new upgrade) I am getting sent to Hawaii next month. Poor, Ghoulslime!

There is just no way I could shit on the boss' car. He is really a mellow dude. The other day, one of the office ladies offered me a Jesus fish for the back of my car. (She had two and thought I could use one) While I was trying to figure out what the fuck to say, my boss shooed her away. He said, "You think he wants to stick anything on his beautiful car?"

They are treating me very kindly. There is only one person in the company who overtly hates me - some white bitch with a serious attitute. She gives me the evil eye everytime I pass. It's nothing that a good hard cock in her mouth wouldn't fix, but mildly annoying.

I miss not being able to post on Raving Atheist as much as before. I have some serious girls that I am rotating throught the dates. It is too much for me to handle at this point in time. Too much work! I have a really fine tale to share about a weird one I met, but it will have to wait unitl I get a spare moment.
I'm pretty open minded, ghoul, but you have to be the most foul mouthed goon I've come across on these boards. If it helps your manhood to put women down by comments like "some white bitch with a serious attitute. She gives me the evil eye everytime I pass. It's nothing that a good hard cock in her mouth wouldn't fix," you are truly pathetic.

I don't think they would treat you "very kindly" if they knew what a sophomoric jerk you are. You're the kind of person who gives atheists our undeserved reputation.

Grow up.

snap crafter
07-19-2005, 02:46 AM
So, Ghoulslime, have you any juicy stories about life at the Christian Company? For that matter, are you still there? Have you taken a dump on the hood of the boss's car yet? :D

Ten
Actually, I've been really busy. They have been loading some serious assignments on Slime. I have been out on the road, going around to the company's bigger clients, doing some software support. (ie: checking for bugs in a new upgrade) I am getting sent to Hawaii next month. Poor, Ghoulslime!

There is just no way I could shit on the boss' car. He is really a mellow dude. The other day, one of the office ladies offered me a Jesus fish for the back of my car. (She had two and thought I could use one) While I was trying to figure out what the fuck to say, my boss shooed her away. He said, "You think he wants to stick anything on his beautiful car?"

They are treating me very kindly. There is only one person in the company who overtly hates me - some white bitch with a serious attitute. She gives me the evil eye everytime I pass. It's nothing that a good hard cock in her mouth wouldn't fix, but mildly annoying.

I miss not being able to post on Raving Atheist as much as before. I have some serious girls that I am rotating throught the dates. It is too much for me to handle at this point in time. Too much work! I have a really fine tale to share about a weird one I met, but it will have to wait unitl I get a spare moment.
I'm pretty open minded, ghoul, but you have to be the most foul mouthed goon I've come across on these boards. If it helps your manhood to put women down by comments like "some white bitch with a serious attitute. She gives me the evil eye everytime I pass. It's nothing that a good hard cock in her mouth wouldn't fix," you are truly pathetic.

I don't think they would treat you "very kindly" if they knew what a sophomoric jerk you are. You're the kind of person who gives atheists our undeserved reputation.

Grow up.
Ok, dude, I hate to tell you, but saying that about women isn't putting them down, it's merely downplaying a certain woman with an attitude.

And why attack the man? He hasn't done anything to insult anyone that hasn't deserved it.

SLINKY
07-19-2005, 12:11 PM
Actually, I've been really busy. They have been loading some serious assignments on Slime. I have been out on the road, going around to the company's bigger clients, doing some software support. (ie: checking for bugs in a new upgrade) I am getting sent to Hawaii next month. Poor, Ghoulslime!

There is just no way I could shit on the boss' car. He is really a mellow dude. The other day, one of the office ladies offered me a Jesus fish for the back of my car. (She had two and thought I could use one) While I was trying to figure out what the fuck to say, my boss shooed her away. He said, "You think he wants to stick anything on his beautiful car?"

They are treating me very kindly. There is only one person in the company who overtly hates me - some white bitch with a serious attitute. She gives me the evil eye everytime I pass. It's nothing that a good hard cock in her mouth wouldn't fix, but mildly annoying.

I miss not being able to post on Raving Atheist as much as before. I have some serious girls that I am rotating throught the dates. It is too much for me to handle at this point in time. Too much work! I have a really fine tale to share about a weird one I met, but it will have to wait unitl I get a spare moment.
I'm pretty open minded, ghoul, but you have to be the most foul mouthed goon I've come across on these boards. If it helps your manhood to put women down by comments like "some white bitch with a serious attitute. She gives me the evil eye everytime I pass. It's nothing that a good hard cock in her mouth wouldn't fix," you are truly pathetic.

I don't think they would treat you "very kindly" if they knew what a sophomoric jerk you are. You're the kind of person who gives atheists our undeserved reputation.

Grow up.
Ok, dude, I hate to tell you, but saying that about women isn't putting them down, it's merely downplaying a certain woman with an attitude.

And why attack the man? He hasn't done anything to insult anyone that hasn't deserved it.
"Ok, dude, I hate to tell you, but saying that about men isn't putting them down, it's merely downplaying a certain man with an attitude."

And who is he to decide who deserves to be insulted in such a way? He's just an arrogant little child.

Tit for tat, DUDE. :lol:

ghoulslime
07-19-2005, 08:34 PM
So, Ghoulslime, have you any juicy stories about life at the Christian Company? For that matter, are you still there? Have you taken a dump on the hood of the boss's car yet? :D

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Actually, I've been really busy. They have been loading some serious assignments on Slime. I have been out on the road, going around to the company's bigger clients, doing some software support. (ie: checking for bugs in a new upgrade) I am getting sent to Hawaii next month. Poor, Ghoulslime!

There is just no way I could shit on the boss' car. He is really a mellow dude. The other day, one of the office ladies offered me a Jesus fish for the back of my car. (She had two and thought I could use one) While I was trying to figure out what the fuck to say, my boss shooed her away. He said, "You think he wants to stick anything on his beautiful car?"

They are treating me very kindly. There is only one person in the company who overtly hates me - some white bitch with a serious attitute. She gives me the evil eye everytime I pass. It's nothing that a good hard cock in her mouth wouldn't fix, but mildly annoying.

I miss not being able to post on Raving Atheist as much as before. I have some serious girls that I am rotating throught the dates. It is too much for me to handle at this point in time. Too much work! I have a really fine tale to share about a weird one I met, but it will have to wait unitl I get a spare moment.
I'm pretty open minded, ghoul, but you have to be the most foul mouthed goon I've come across on these boards. If it helps your manhood to put women down by comments like "some white bitch with a serious attitute. She gives me the evil eye everytime I pass. It's nothing that a good hard cock in her mouth wouldn't fix," you are truly pathetic.

I don't think they would treat you "very kindly" if they knew what a sophomoric jerk you are. You're the kind of person who gives atheists our undeserved reputation.

Grow up.
Grow up? You mean like I should expect the Internet to be G-rated? Get real, you dizzy cunt! :lol:

Save your grandmother scolding for somebody who gives a flying shit.

If you want to help my manhood, then start by putting it in your mouth.

By the way, what exactly is our undeserved reputation? Hypersensitive bitches who want everybody to conform to our norms? Sorry, I stopped going to church many years ago. I don’t need anybody to tell me what I can and cannot say. Take your censorship and stick it really, really far up your tight asshole.

ghoulslime
07-19-2005, 08:38 PM
I'm pretty open minded, ghoul, but you have to be the most foul mouthed goon I've come across on these boards. If it helps your manhood to put women down by comments like "some white bitch with a serious attitute. She gives me the evil eye everytime I pass. It's nothing that a good hard cock in her mouth wouldn't fix," you are truly pathetic.

I don't think they would treat you "very kindly" if they knew what a sophomoric jerk you are. You're the kind of person who gives atheists our undeserved reputation.

Grow up.
Ok, dude, I hate to tell you, but saying that about women isn't putting them down, it's merely downplaying a certain woman with an attitude.

And why attack the man? He hasn't done anything to insult anyone that hasn't deserved it.
"Ok, dude, I hate to tell you, but saying that about men isn't putting them down, it's merely downplaying a certain man with an attitude."

And who is he to decide who deserves to be insulted in such a way? He's just an arrogant little child.

Tit for tat, DUDE. :lol:
Arrogant little child!!! Ahahahahahahahahahaha! :lol:

That's exactly what my grandmother used to call me. Grandma? Is that you? :o

If you let me suck on your tit, I will let you suck on my tat! Dude! :D