Hi

[God]

I exist, thx.


*win*

[Jesus]

but how do we KNOW?

[Evil_Mage_Ra]

I exist, thx.


*win*
Okay, while you're here..............what were you doing before you decided to create all that is?

[God]

Do you want me to ground you again, Jesus?

I don't care if you're 10,005 years old; as long as you're living under my universal plane of existence, you will follow my rules, or you're outta here.

[Evil_Mage_Ra]

Also, can you make a Slurpee so frosty that not even *you* can avoid a brain freeze?

[Jesus]

I'll field these quesitons, God...before creating the universe God took some down time. Chilled with his homies, etc. Frankly, I don't blame him

As for the Slurpee question, DO NOT TEST GOD

[God]

dude, gtfo before i smite you http://ravingatheist.com/forum/img/uploads/gtfo.gif

[Rhinoqulous]

I exist, thx.
THX (http://www.thx.com/)? Of course you exist. You make my movie watching experience an audio delight.

Rhinoq

[God]

Sigh. People like you make me regret ever creating life. That would've been funny if "I exist, thx" could be read in a manner that implied that I, myself, am THX (i.e. "I exist: THX", or even "THX, I exist").

Go have sex or something, fucking mortal douche.

[Evil_Mage_Ra]

Out of curiosity, how come you chose Mary to bear your son? Was she a chaste and noble woman, or was she just the hottest piece of ass in Nazareth?

[WITHTEETH]

God, why did you condemn man because of original sin, you knew it was going to happen. you trickster! talk to you next time, and this time don't burn my bush just to talk!

P.S. don't forget to take your schizophrenic medication, remember the last times you forgot to take them? the flood, crusades ect...

[Paradox]

Hey God, are you an evil amoral atheist, or do you believe you were created by a higher authority?

[Philboid Studge]

Go have sex or something, fucking mortal douche.
Dude, that was not a request, it was the frigging Lord thy God commanding thee. (My prayers have been answered: God has the moral compass of a Ghoulslime.)

[GodlessHeathen]

If you're omniscient, how come you didn't know that this thread should go in the "Does God Exist" forum?

[HMS Beagle]

Sigh. People like you make me regret ever creating life.
This is rich. You suck so bad at your job that you've gone from parting the Red Sea to posting on ravingatheists.com. Whatsa matter, G? Bored with all the praying and whining of your supplicants? Feel like hanging with the cream of your creation for a while? Well, fuck you. We wrote you off years ago.

[WITHTEETH]

We've got alot of characters in here LOL

[HMS Beagle]

DO NOT TEST GOD
gtfo before i smite you
How about just one question, Lord(s)? How many usernames do you have -- not throughout history, but just on ra.com? I'm guessing at least three.

[Evil_Mage_Ra]

DO NOT TEST GOD
gtfo before i smite you
How about just one question, Lord(s)? How many usernames do you have -- not throughout history, but just on ra.com? I'm guessing at least three.
Are *you* waiting for "Holy Spirit", too?

[StillSurviving]

I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.

[schemanista]

Do you want me to ground you again, Jesus?

I don't care if you're 10,005 years old; as long as you're living under my universal plane of existence, you will follow my rules, or you're outta here.
You forgot: "I brought you into this world. I can damn well take you out!"

[Tenspace]

Do you want me to ground you again, Jesus?

I don't care if you're 10,005 years old; as long as you're living under my universal plane of existence, you will follow my rules, or you're outta here.
You forgot: "I brought you into this world. I can damn well take you out!"
I think it's, "I brought you into this world, and I took you out of this world, and I brought you in again, so I can damn well take you out again!" :D

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