Contest! Best Bible Story Parody

[Sir Sin-O-Lot]

Yes it's a contest to see who can write the best bible story parody!?>@!

First Prize: The Power of Jesus for one day
Second Prize: Kick God in the testicles
Third Prize: Canada

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What's Fourth prize?

[Sir Sin-O-Lot]

What's Fourth prize?
A bottle of ten year-old scotch.

[Rhinoqulous]

Coming to a Computer Near You, Later this Summer.

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The nightmares, ohhh, the nightmares....