Funny Schtuff, seriously, funniest thing I read all week...

[MrsMoe]

I cannot link to the forum because you have to be a registered user to view the threads... Basically, it's forum for mothers who appreciate a natural way of living. Some are a bit "out there." Such as these people.

Here is a thread, I got the BIGGEST KICK out of it. Seriously folks, this is some funny shit! I laughed for real...




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Topic: Strange favor to ask...

As usual, I don't know if I'm posting this in the right forum:

We are making a ferility amulet, and it requires a moonstone, and a used (but clean!) diaper. If anyone has a diaper they no longer use, any cloth diaper, I need it!

I have been ttc for four months, and apparently I need a little extra luck. Yes, I am going to check my health, but an extra "push" can only help!

Please PM me if you have one to send me? I'll pay!

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Can't help on the dipe, but my friend added some breast milk to a sculpture she made for someone else and it did the trick!

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Ooh! I'll try that, too! Thank you!!









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You gotta be fucking KIDDING ME, right? Do these chicks also wear foil hats??? :lol:

[MrsMoe]

nobody found this funny other than me :| wierdos

[Rhinoqulous]

Hey, calm down. I thought this was hilarious. So many threads, so little time to post...

[MrsMoe]

suuuuuuure :P

[StillSurviving]

All of a sudden, christianity seems almost reasonable.

[GodlessHeathen]

I don't get it

[Evil_Mage_Ra]

I think it's funny. Not ha-ha funny, but it made me smile on the inside.

[Tenspace]

It has that fleeting quality, a bit like staring wide-mouthed at the horror of a car crash. Hard to believe people think this way, but then again, they have been raised on "beliefs" their entire lives.

Ten

[MrsMoe]

I don't get it
A woman posts who is looking for a used (washed) cloth baby diaper because she and her man are TTC (trying to concieve) and a used baby diaper can be used in some sort of "magical" fertility amulet.

A poster says I don't have a diaper, but squirt some breastmilk on teh amulet, that will do the trick for concieving a baby.

The woman thanks her and says she will do that.



My point? They are completely crazy. AND the woman is going to be a mother. Poor kid, her mamma is gonna be a crackpot.

[ghoulslime]

nobody found this funny other than me :| wierdos
nobody found this funny other than me :| wierdos
Well, hold on there, little doggies! This is some marvelously humorous shtuff! I guess I missed it in all the smoke the Christians have been blowing in the other threads.

Damn, I thought the Christians were loony! These people need some serious therapy. I would suggest the good ol’ tried and proven ‘sturdy oak stick with a nail in the end of it’ therapy. Applied liberally, this therapy knocks the sense into most people.

Anyway, just trying to be helpful!

I wonder if Lurker or Thomas could spare a couple of their shitty diapers for a good cause.


http://ravingatheist.com/forum/img/uploads/thomasdiaper.jpg

[Jennifer]

MrsMoe that was GREAT!

[ocmpoma]

"These people need some serious therapy. I would suggest the good ol’ tried and proven ‘sturdy oak stick with a nail in the end of it’ therapy."

What are you, crazy? I can't believe you would actually say something like this. How could you seriously suggest using an oak stick with a nail in it? Haven't you ever seen Pale Rider? Hickory man, hickory!

http://pulpefictions.free.fr/momotheque/PALE%20RIDER%20LE%20CAVALIER%20SOLITAIRE%20copie.g if
"Nothing beats a good piece of hickory" - Clint Eastwood

[ghoulslime]

"These people need some serious therapy. I would suggest the good ol’ tried and proven ‘sturdy oak stick with a nail in the end of it’ therapy."

What are you, crazy? I can't believe you would actually say something like this. How could you seriously suggest using an oak stick with a nail in it? Haven't you ever seen Pale Rider? Hickory man, hickory!

http://pulpefictions.free.fr/momotheque/PALE%20RIDER%20LE%20CAVALIER%20SOLITAIRE%20copie.g if
"Nothing beats a good piece of hickory" - Clint Eastwood
I stand corrected. Damn! I can never get that right.

[GodlessHeathen]

I don't get it
A woman posts who is looking for a used (washed) cloth baby diaper because she and her man are TTC (trying to concieve) and a used baby diaper can be used in some sort of "magical" fertility amulet.

A poster says I don't have a diaper, but squirt some breastmilk on teh amulet, that will do the trick for concieving a baby.

The woman thanks her and says she will do that.



My point? They are completely crazy. AND the woman is going to be a mother. Poor kid, her mamma is gonna be a crackpot.
Ahh. . .gotcha. I think I was thrown off because I didn't know what TTC meant. Thanks for the explanation.

[Nicole]

Natural selection at work!

[MrsMoe]

Natural selection at work!
*claps* :D

[DMofD&D]

I'm not very easy to the laugh but oh please! The remnants of some baby cocka on soggy diaper make another baby? Were worse than dung beetles.

[ghoulslime]

I'm not very easy to the laugh but oh please! The remnants of some baby cocka on soggy diaper make another baby? Were worse than dung beetles.
hmmm...I wonder if that's where shitheads come from. Maybe Christians rub a used condom on their fertility amulets. That would explain why so many of them are complete dicks. :)

[SLINKY]

I also heard of some other dumb stuff about waving something in front of a pregnant woman's stomach to find out if the baby is a boy or girl. :rolleyes:

[ghoulslime]

I also heard of some other dumb stuff about waving something in front of a pregnant woman's stomach to find out if the baby is a boy or girl. :rolleyes:
I just saw that the other day! I can't believe I didn't remember it until now. There were these two hispanic women doing something to another one's stomach in front of the drug store in Alhambra. They had a thread with a needle on the end that they were dangling in front of this woman's bloated belly. I looked at them like 'what the fuck?!' They smiled and explained in a condescending tone, like they were explaining astrophysics to an idiot, that they can tell if a baby will be male or female by the direction the needle spins. I noticed that one of them had a crucifix on her necklace. Well, alrighty then! :/

[CFett]

Natural selection at work!
*claps* :D
:lol: agreed.

Now that gets a good laugh.
Not that crazy people aren't good enough on their own, but sardonic wit will always take the cake.

[Revmonkeyboy]

I thought the story was hillarious. I have met these people before. I have attended a pagan campground/festival. The people there were crazier than the christian/muslims in MANY ways. In all they did respect my beliefs and had alot more fun than I would at a christian event. The whole rituals and spells and lucky charms stuff is damn nutty. The christians absorbed alot of the pagan cultures and blended into them so alot of the christians believe some of this kind of crap too. Especially Catholics. The Protestants have snake handlers and faith healers. Same wacky theme.

Watching it is still damn cheap entertainment:)

[Another brick in the wall]

Lucky charms aren't so bad. They helped launch the modern age. Gutenberg was planning to sell little metal trinkets at a religious festival but it got cancelled, so he came up with the idea of bending them into the shapes of letters and using them to stamp words on paper. The first books he made were probably printed with melted down crosses.

[Tenspace]

Lucky charms aren't so bad.
Lucky Charms are the best. What other cereal gives you little toasted oat Jesus fish to eat? :D