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Karma Police
06-23-2005, 08:35 PM
Hey, I'm new here and I must say that I love everyone's atheist enthusiasm. I just wanted to post a few "theories"/arguments that I was hoping some people could solidify or find holes in. I have one teacher who is a religious who said that if I can suffiently disprove god, he will stop being a priest. By responding to this post and helping me out, you will be helping to make a religious a layman again. Some things I put on this post may have ben posted before, but bare with me please. First I must explain my situation. I go to a Catholic school and am basically one of the 30 or so atheists in th school. So, first off I'm outnumbered. Secondly, I find that the reason why it's so hard to attack Christianity is because they've built a metaphorical fortress for themselves. First of, they always have the extremely obscure concept of "love" to fall back on. "Well, god loves you, no matter what you do," is the response I usually get to legitimate questions, such as "If Jesus is god, then why would he sacrifice himself so that god (himself) could forgive all sins," and the logical, yet more comical question, "If Mary was a virgin, then does that mean that Jesus popped Mary's cherry?". Their "fortress" also consists of dead "prophets", a book that has been changed more times than a Klan member killing innocent people, and a myriad of obscurities that are based on false pretenses, so they are impossible to argue.
Onto my argument for a NON-EXISTENT GOD. This is not an argument for atheism. Frankly, I don't have one. I just know God does not exist. First off, what I read on the first post of this website I use as a basis. Next I go into Kai Nielson's argument from his debate with Dr. J.P. Moreland that god cannot be referenced. Take the sentence "God made the heavens and the earth" and the sentence "Phil made the pasta and the brownies." Now, if the person I'm talking to asks, "Well, who's Phil?" I can say clearly "The man in the red sweater." But, if they ask, "Well, who's god?" I cannot reference him without confusing the asker even more. If I answered with "God is the omnipotent, omnibenevolent, transcendant being from whom all things are made", they would want to know:

1) Who is god, because I haven't pointed out a physical description of him,
2) Why he made everything,
3) How can he be omnibenevolent
4) How a being transcendant of us can create the earth, and
5) How I came about this knowledge.

Since I have no evidence, and because he is transcendant, I have no proof of the existence of god. There is no rational or logical way god exists. Which bumps me into another problem with the Christians at my school. If I say these things then their answer that I cannot seem to argue against is "Well what about on the spiritual level? You may have disproved him logically, but spiritually you can't say anyting. But don't worry, my son, god still loves you." At this point I want to become violent, but I remain cool. The second part of my argument is the validity of the bible. It not only has been changed many times, but some facts have disproved things from the bible such as the flood only in one area that happened near the exact time of Noah that was supposed to encompass the world, or Jesus' brother. The response I get to the flood is that the old testament is supposed to be didactic fiction, again which I have no argument. The response I get to Jesus' brother is that there were many people named Jesus back then, and if Jesus had a brother he would have been in the bible. To which I respond that he could have been taken out or he had no significance on Jesus' life in the first place. The answer to that that I recieve is, "Hey, look, it's 5 o'clock its time to attend to the confessional boothes. Gotta go!" This is all I have as of now as my argument. Any more arguments would be very helpful. I tend to argue more by "Non numerandi, sed ponderandi" (not the number but the depth), but anything would be greatly appreciated.

I'd just like to leave you all with the funniest thing I've ever seen. After reading the comics, go to the Testimonies, they're the best.

www.truthforyouth.com

I don't know if that's been posted here before, but for those who haven't seen it here it is.

Oh yeah, and according to Christians, the current pope is either the Anti-Christ or Peter the Roman and the world will end in 2012. I love Christians... they're so dead on the inside.

Thanks to anyone who read my entire post. I know it was long, but I appreciate any help to make these people get off my case.

WITHTEETH
06-23-2005, 09:58 PM
If there is a god where did he come from? ah it becomes a paradox. the egg comes before teh chicken. Also common sense says there is no God. Do you usually believe in things you can't prove to not exist? no, thats why i don't beleive in unicorns or invisible old guys like zues or the christianity.

As for spritually, Its all in there own head, people beleive what they want to. I don't blame them, skys might seem clearer, and the stars brighter, but is it really worth all the hate they produce as a whole. damning 1/3 of the world is 683 times worse then the holocaust, they are sick people. but maybe there lottery ticket will win withthe religion they picked.

The bible is a plagiarism of the Zoroastairianism Religion, it came before the birth of jesus and was started in iran i believe. i beleive the bible has been tranlated 7 times probably by now and there is a loss of metaphors. its so incoherenet you can make out whatever you want to believe out of it. Also i beleive the floods were just the result of the surrounding of the tigris and the Euphrates River. they would flood and cause alot of suffering all the time. the mesopotamians had a gloomy look on life because of the flooding. they would pray to the gods to make it stop.

2012 now huh? yea that number has changed plenty of times. i wish rapture would just happen. God same us from your followers!!!

Karma Police
06-23-2005, 10:01 PM
lol thanks for the reply! I'll definitely use it in my fight to make one man's life better.

Ownthink
06-24-2005, 02:28 AM
Actually, the Mayan Indians is where that date originally came from. Their calander ends in December of 2012.

peepnklown
06-24-2005, 05:29 AM
Hey! I happen to like filthy Catholic school-girl whores…

Nicole
06-24-2005, 06:16 AM
Good luck with your search for proof of God's non exsistance. Personally, I'm thinking that a man who's spent his lifetime teaching impressionable students about imaginary characters from a mixmatched pile of fictional accounts is not going to really take anything you say as 'proof'. It would invalidate his whole life and all his decisions within that life. I'm guessing that his promise to you is a thinly veiled attempt at keeping you out of his hair or the hope that you'll 'see the light' and become one with God...you do know he loves you, right?
I do have to say that, judging from your writing, this school is at least giving you some educational skills if nothing else.

Karma Police
06-24-2005, 09:17 AM
Hahaha thanks for that reply. I know that in the back of my head but I was hoping someone had some kind of concrete "Oh my god this is something I've never heard before but its totally true!" proof. Oh and thank you for the complement about my writing skills.

Rhinoqulous
06-24-2005, 01:13 PM
Onto my argument for a NON-EXISTENT GOD. This is not an argument for atheism. Frankly, I don't have one. I just know God does not exist. First off, what I read on the first post of this website I use as a basis. Next I go into Kai Nielson's argument from his debate with Dr. J.P. Moreland that god cannot be referenced. Take the sentence "God made the heavens and the earth" and the sentence "Phil made the pasta and the brownies." Now, if the person I'm talking to asks, "Well, who's Phil?" I can say clearly "The man in the red sweater." But, if they ask, "Well, who's god?" I cannot reference him without confusing the asker even more.
Damn, you're in high school and you're pulling out a broken reference argument? Very impressive. Wrong, but impressive. :P

A broken or unknown chain of reference does not prove non-existence, and there most certainly is a referent when we use the term "God" in a sentence, because it obviously relays information. But still, props to you.

By the way, arguments like this were big with the Logical Positivists in the early 20th Century. And welcome to the wonderful world of atheism, and to our fair forum.

Rhinoq

Karma Police
06-24-2005, 01:42 PM
YES! I love being challenged! I WILL think up a way to prove you wrong. God as my witness I WILL prove you wrong :P

GodlessHeathen
06-24-2005, 02:40 PM
God as my witness I WILL prove you wrong :P
Umm. . . .

Karma Police
06-24-2005, 02:41 PM
lol its a joke. chill

Rhinoqulous
06-24-2005, 03:01 PM
YES! I love being challenged! I WILL think up a way to prove you wrong. God as my witness I WILL prove you wrong :P
I'll even help you. You can read about philosophical theory of reference here (http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/reference/). I'll even let you know that I don't agree with "proofs" based on reference theory because I don't think reference theory is a fruitful arm of metaphysics (I fall close to Quine and Davidson, which is discussed in the above link in section 4).

So when I say the term "God" has a referent, I mean the term has "meaning" (though I've been playing with the idea that terms such as "God" might be indexicals), and arguing about what the referent is pointless.

Can't wait to hear your thoughts. :)

Rhinoq

oh, and do you have a link to the Kai Nielson debate you refer to?

Karma Police
06-24-2005, 06:01 PM
I will definitely read this link, thank you very much. The Dr. Kai Nielson and Dr. J. P. Moreland debate is actually the book "Does God Exist?: The Debate Between Theists and Atheists" by a collection of writers. It accounts word-for-word the debate between them and questions asked by students. Almost every single question is directed at Nielson because, I think, that the audience is mostly Christian. I told my friend about the book (he is also an atheist) and he said, "You're waaay too into proving god doesn't exist. You're 16, man, come to a party or something!" To which I responded with, "Jeff, don't be foolish, you know Saturday is 'Disprove the Existence of God Research Night'." And that last anecdote was a bad attempt at a joke to which I apologize to all for.

Paradox
06-27-2005, 10:45 AM
I find this threads title offensive. How dare you insult whores by calling them catholics.

Amazonis
06-27-2005, 09:35 PM
I find this threads title offensive. How dare you insult whores by calling them catholics.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah Karma, thats a very abusing way to refer to a whore. Shame on you :( :( :(