Karma Police
06-24-2005, 02:19 PM
God exists ladies and gentlemen! One of his angels came down and told me while I was high! He said, "Ryan, belive in God dickhead." And I said, "Why?" to which he responded, "Dude, Jesus died for your sins." I was finally beginning to understand. At this point I said, "So, Jesus died for my sins, and all he wants me to do in return is become a Brother in Christ?" I waited excitedly for the answer. The angel gave me a weird look and said, "Of course not, you retard. Jesus harvests your soul when you die. That's how god gets his powers. Do you know how much ectoplasm it takes for him to appear on earth?"
By this time, I realized what I must do. So I went onto the RA forums, and am currently writing this post to convert you all to Jesusism.
Thanks for reading, and, seriously, become a Christian. Or else.
By this time, I realized what I must do. So I went onto the RA forums, and am currently writing this post to convert you all to Jesusism.
Thanks for reading, and, seriously, become a Christian. Or else.