Christians and Zombies - An Analysis

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This is a great article: What Christians Have To Say About Zombies (http://headlines.agapepress.org/archive/6/242005g.asp)

I can't decide which is my favorite quote:

The problem of zombies is that they are everywhere and their desire to do evil cannot be quenched -- a world remarkably like our own, without the special effects.

or

Without Christ, all human beings are the living dead

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[Jennifer]

Christ = Special Effects

[ghoulslime]

Christians and Zombies? Are you pissin' on my head and telling me it's raining?

Christians have the greatest zombie story ever told; about a zombie who came to life after a brief death and roamed the land with holes in his hands and feet.

"They're coming to baptize you, Barbara!"

http://ravingatheist.com/forum/img/uploads/christians.jpg

[Jennifer]

This thread is upsetting me.....I've always like Zombies.

[ghoulslime]

This thread is upsetting me.....I've always like Zombies.
Yeah, you have a good point. Sorry, love. The comparisons of zombies to Jesus are very disrespectful to zombies. I apologize for my insensitivity. :)

[Amazonis]

Humans are death in their sins, enslaved in their lust and (as a result) are objects of wrath.
Another example of christian self respect :|