Jesus Loves

[GodLoves]

Jesus Loves You...


Even If Your An Atheist

[Bighead]

He may love me, but I'm pretty sure he hates you....he said something about that last night when we were talking.

[whoneedscience]

Wow, you know I never thought of it that way! I'm convinced.

[Aristarchus]

Jesus Loves You...


Even If Your An Atheist
Two things:

1) It's "you're", not "your".
2) Allah loves you. Even If You're A Christian Who Capitalizes Every First Letter.

[Ownthink]

Jesus Loves You...


Even If Your An Atheist
Two things:

1) It's "you're", not "your".
2) Allah loves you. Even If You're A Christian Who Capitalizes Every First Letter.
Gawd that made me laugh :lol:

[peepnklown]

Godloves, can you please stop creating these worthless threads?

[MrsMoe]

I am inclined to think a person who would want to post on an Atheist forum is attracted to Atheisim. Wouldn't you? Maybe those that post here that are devoutly religious aren't so devout after all.

[calpurnpiso]

MrsMoe wrote:

"I am inclined to think a person who would want to post on an Atheist forum is attracted to Atheisim. Wouldn't you? Maybe those that post here that are devoutly religious aren't so devout after all. "

Well, one must realize that those unfortunate folks infected with the devastating neurological disorder that "dares not to speak its name" and which by foging reason eroding its perception of reality, makes the brain accept idiotic irrational concepts as if they were tangible realities, are not unlike the mentally retarded or those under the influence of hallucinogens...thus extremely insecure and confused. They feel compelled to post in this delusions-free forum!..their neurosis commands it!.

..and since in the Greatest LIE ever told, book of theirs, it is imperative they go all over the planet propagating their HIBV ( Human Immunodeficiency Brain Virus), showing their stupid idiocies down everyone's throats. It is expected they would post their confused reason challenged mental flatulence in this forum. Don't those sick retards, in their infinite Christ-psychosis induced ignorance, believe atheism is a religion?.

Their brains ability to reason is FIGHTING the illness, so, here they are in their confuse, quest for answers state of mind ( the only hint at sanity they have left). Those infected with Christ-psychosis in the US, have a mini-insurrection in their brains. A flood of delusions/fantasies becoming reality vs empirical reality itself. In the vast majority of the cases the HIBV produced delusions in the Christ-psychosis infected brain WINS! Hmm, how many churches per town does one find in the USA? Don't 85% of Americans believe in the Christian faity tales as if they were historical fact? The reason we have in the USA a Christ-psychosis infected imbecile POTUS, SCOTUS, and CONGRESS and the words GOD and RELIGION synonimous with Christ and Christianity!

Alas, it can not get any crazier than this!!...but nobody seems to see it. Hmm, where is that kid that yelled: " hey mom, the Emperor wears no clothes!"?

If religious beliefs accepted as reality were diagnosed, by the American Neurological Association, for the form of schizophrenia and temporal lobe epylepsy they truly are, America would not be under the leadership of these NUTS that can not see the huge abyss approaching, in which, if we do not wake up, will end up falling. Dark Ages here we come!!...
:(

[ocmpoma]

"Jesus Loves You..."

True, he does love me, but I still make him wear a condom. Filthy little bugger's been around for about 2,000 years, I have no idea where that thing's been.

[calpurnpiso]

ocmpoma wrote:

"True, he does love me, but I still make him wear a condom. Filthy little bugger's been around for about 2,000 years, I have no idea where that thing's been. "

Ahh..do not forget, this ethereal entity is divided into three identical gaseous forms. The gaseous bird is the one that penetrates and deposits it gaseous seed, "creating sons of god" sans sliding into Jewish maiden vaginas...thus it is unecessary for Penis-Christ to wear comdoms. It merely announces its gaseous presence and with its gaseous phallus deposits its seed. Voila, after a while the god, now a baby, transforms itself into gas passing through the vagina materializing on the outside.....making a very logical "virgin" birth occurr. So it is the nature of Gods born of a Virgin...

Gods do not love anyone, our brains think they do....:)

[ghoulslime]

"Jesus Loves You..."

True, he does love me, but I still make him wear a condom. Filthy little bugger's been around for about 2,000 years, I have no idea where that thing's been.
Bear in mind that he charges you 10% of your income for his love. That is one expensive whore! Screw that! A bottle of hand lotion costs me less than 5 bucks, and I can jack off with that for half a year! :D

[ghoulslime]

Jesus Loves You...


Even If Your An Atheist
http://ravingatheist.com/forum/img/uploads/Jesuscunt.jpg

[PanAtheist]

MrsMoe wrote:

"I am inclined to think a person who would want to post on an Atheist forum is attracted to Atheisim. Wouldn't you? Maybe those that post here that are devoutly religious aren't so devout after all. "

Well, one must realize that those unfortunate folks infected with the devastating neurological disorder that "dares not to speak its name" and which by foging reason eroding its perception of reality, makes the brain accept idiotic irrational concepts as if they were tangible realities, are not unlike the mentally retarded or those under the influence of hallucinogens...thus extremely insecure and confused. They feel compelled to post in this delusions-free forum!..their neurosis commands it!.

..and since in the Greatest LIE ever told, book of theirs, it is imperative they go all over the planet propagating their HIBV ( Human Immunodeficiency Brain Virus), showing their stupid idiocies down everyone's throats. It is expected they would post their confused reason challenged mental flatulence in this forum. Don't those sick retards, in their infinite Christ-psychosis induced ignorance, believe atheism is a religion?.

Their brains ability to reason is FIGHTING the illness, so, here they are in their confuse, quest for answers state of mind ( the only hint at sanity they have left). Those infected with Christ-psychosis in the US, have a mini-insurrection in their brains. A flood of delusions/fantasies becoming reality vs empirical reality itself. In the vast majority of the cases the HIBV produced delusions in the Christ-psychosis infected brain WINS! Hmm, how many churches per town does one find in the USA? Don't 85% of Americans believe in the Christian faity tales as if they were historical fact? The reason we have in the USA a Christ-psychosis infected imbecile POTUS, SCOTUS, and CONGRESS and the words GOD and RELIGION synonimous with Christ and Christianity!

Alas, it can not get any crazier than this!!...but nobody seems to see it. Hmm, where is that kid that yelled: " hey mom, the Emperor wears no clothes!"?

If religious beliefs accepted as reality were diagnosed, by the American Neurological Association, for the form of schizophrenia and temporal lobe epylepsy they truly are, America would not be under the leadership of these NUTS that can not see the huge abyss approaching, in which, if we do not wake up, will end up falling. Dark Ages here we come!!...
:(
Thank you, calpurnpiso, for, this tremendously entertaining and heartening post, and it's highly precise expression of the condition of the religious :D:D

Did you know that if you catch the Human Insanity Virus (HIV) you get the Aquired Insanity / Dis-Integrity Syndrome (AIDS)? :D:D

Seriously though, I *accuse* every religious person of *decisively* abandoning sanity.

Whilst there is no doubt that the young and vulnerable have insanity forced upon them, I say even the young and vulnerable recognise insanity and then *decide* to "join in".

*All* religious folk need to *acknowledge* their *responsiblity* for having dismissed and ignored their sense, reality, and reason, and for acting insanely.

When people have actually been bamboozled my magic tricks, *then* there is a case for reduced responsibility.

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[LOVE the pic, Ghoulslime! :D:D]

[calpurnpiso]

panAtheist wrote:

"Seriously though, I *accuse* every religious person of *decisively* abandoning sanity.
Whilst there is no doubt that the young and vulnerable have insanity forced upon them, I say even the young and vulnerable recognise insanity and then *decide* to "join in". "

Exactly!. Religious-psychosis is forced upon the young ( a highly criminal act of mental rape IMHO)...and since the young are naturally lazy and susceptible to delusions, they do not do RESEARCH and find out the facts for themselves. They rather accept as the truth what their elders, infected with Christ-psychosis tell them. Those with true neurological deficiency (i,e the inhabitants of the Vatican, Mecca, Family Research Council et al) ignore science and the facts, regardless of how much they study!. it is insanity waiting for a place to happen...:)

[Little Earth Stamper]

Yeah, well, Christ's dad/self gave me nasty allergies and rather severe mental illness. So loving or not, I have some issues with him/them.

[Ownthink]

If God was real and was a person, I'd murder him and end all this foolishness. Just my little fantasy.

:D

[ghoulslime]

Christ-psychosis...I like that one

[envision]

k i am a Christian and even i gotta say that was a really stupid post

[Tenspace]

Or you could just buy the shirt:

"If Jesus Comes Back..." (http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=494) :D:D:D

Ten

[Bighead]

That is the BEST shirt I've EVER seen. I'm gonna get one as soon as I can use my god damned atm/debit card online again...stupid fraudulent activity closing my card...stupid banks...stupid internet...DAMMIT!

[DMofD&D]

I like the shirt...A lot. But my mom would NOT go or it. Damn. So anyway "GodLoves", are you going to reply to us or should we just ignore all your posts. One of the prime reasons I'm here is to debate you Big Cs.