Ghoulslime and the Bible Man

[ghoulslime]

I went on a date last night with a cute Chinese girl. She called me out of the blue and asked me to go somewhere with her. We went to Santa Monica beach, and did a little smoochie smoochie, and then we went to Third Street Promenade, which is sort of a walking street with lots of shops, restaurants, and street musicians and entertainers. (If you are ever in Los Angeles, I highly recommend taking an evening stroll on Santa Monica Third Street Promenade)

YuYu (the chick I was with) needed to pee, so we went into the mall. There was a huge line in front of the women’s restroom. There was no waiting at the men’s. I made a quick tinkle and then waited for YuYu outside.

As I waited, I was in wonderful spirits. I had expected to spend the evening with some Vietnamese friends (male) eating noodles and talking about computers. Instead, I was lined up with YuYu and practically guaranteed some action later on in the evening. Anyway, I stood there whistling a happy tune, my mind wandering aimlessly.

Suddenly, I realized there was a man standing in front of me talking to me. He had said something to me, but I had totally shut it out. I looked at him for a few seconds. He was a big, dorky-looking dude with greasy hair and an idiotic smile.

He asked me, “Have you been saved?” Then he held up this really beat-up Holy Bible as if to emphasize his point.

A million retorts must have flashed through my mind in a fraction of a second, but all I could do was smile and chuckle. Then I explained, half laughing, “I am entirely the wrong person to be asking that question.”

Fortunately, YuYu appeared from the restroom before he could ask me for clarification.

This morning, I keep thinking about how vulnerable that guy was for some good ol’ Ghoulslime excoriation. But I just let it slide! What the hell happened to Ghoulslime!? Atheist, where is thy sting?

What should Ghoulslime have done? :o

[PanAtheist]

but all I could do was smile and chuckle.
If it was a happily-laughing-at-the-raving-idiot smile and chuckle, ghoulslime was a-okay.

If it was a nervous-submissive smile and chuckle, ghoulslime shall need to check in to his atheist re-charge cubicle.

[WITHTEETH]

I've noticed that the hate of the christian religion swelled in me for awhile since i've been here sadly. Its hard to remind myself that all we have are misunderstandings and different first assumptions. that both me and the christian infront of me are both genereally good people. Just the other day i snapped at one for saying eternal damnation was ok.
So we have different beliefs, its not like im going to hell. :)

Sometimes we have to take a step back and not take life so seriously, look at it in different perspectives and relax. and bang an asian girl. My girlfriend is also asian ;)
Muchi Muchi!

[Bighead]

YEAH ASIANS!!!! Fiance, Japanese. :D

[HeWhoAsks]

I went on a date last night . . . .
What should Ghoulslime have done? :o
GS, perhaps you need some rejuvination? You had a softball lobbed at you, and whiffed! It suppose it happens even to the grand masters, but the acolytes always walk away with their heads a little lower when it happens.

Nuttin's perfect, huh?

[Amazonis]

This morning, I keep thinking about how vulnerable that guy was for some good ol’ Ghoulslime excoriation. But I just let it slide! What the hell happened to Ghoulslime!? Atheist, where is thy sting?
This kind of thing happens to me too. I have all of these funny (and slightly abusive) things to say to them, but before i know it they have left and i have not yet said them. :(

[peepnklown]

You should have told him that you were saved and that you glad you bumped into him because (point to a random group) that group was harassing me with their Satanist rubbish.

[Nicole]

What if, YuYu is a secret agent of the church sent to soften you up....stay strong GS

[ghoulslime]

Ghoulslime really dropped the ball. I would normally have had a sharp reply to fling off the end of my tongue; "Yeah, your mother saved me last night" "I don't have to be saved. I'm GOD!" "Why don't you save me a lot of grief and get the fuck out of my face." something! - but nothing...sputter...sputter...fizz.

I think posting on the Raving Atheist is taking all of the nasty out of me.

[Jennifer]

I think failing to beat the near homeless man with his tatterred bible is a sign that you are in love with YuYu

[The_2_Armed_Man]

Go back and find him......if he's out asking people if they are saved...he's probably there, having nothing else to do with the rest of his life.

[Rhinoqulous]

I think failing to beat the near homeless man with his tatterred bible is a sign that you are in love with YuYu
I agree. Ghoul was in such a good mood that trashing some little bible thumper wasn't worth his time. And now we now know how to stop a raging ghoulslime; if he's ever coming at you full force, just throw a cute asian girl at him. Should slow 'em down long enough for you to get away at least. :P

Rhinoq

[StillSurviving]

When the Jehova's Witness knocked on my grandfather's door, his line was "How would you like to live forever in paradise on earth?"
The reply was "Are you bribing me?"

My grandfather is protestant, but it's a good response.

[ghoulslime]

I think failing to beat the near homeless man with his tatterred bible is a sign that you are in love with YuYu
I agree. Ghoul was in such a good mood that trashing some little bible thumper wasn't worth his time. And now we now know how to stop a raging ghoulslime; if he's ever coming at you full force, just throw a cute asian girl at him. Should slow 'em down long enough for you to get away at least. :P

Rhinoq
It's the small, quiet ladies who are my Archiles heel, for sure. They totally pacify me. :rolleyes:

[LogicMan]

I think they call this the Cute Asian Woman King Kong Syndrom or CAWKKS :D

[Tenspace]

This morning, I keep thinking about how vulnerable that guy was for some good ol’ Ghoulslime excoriation. But I just let it slide! What the hell happened to Ghoulslime!? Atheist, where is thy sting?

What should Ghoulslime have done? :o
Screaming Blue Ant Queen was testing you. You have failed. Now you must pay penance. As soon as Philboid gets back from Amsterdam. ;)

Ten

[ghoulslime]

This morning, I keep thinking about how vulnerable that guy was for some good ol’ Ghoulslime excoriation. But I just let it slide! What the hell happened to Ghoulslime!? Atheist, where is thy sting?

What should Ghoulslime have done? :o
Screaming Blue Ant Queen was testing you. You have failed. Now you must pay penance. As soon as Philboid gets back from Amsterdam. ;)

Ten
Damn! Screwed by the bible man! Screwed by the Blue Ants! :o

[Amazonis]

I think they call this the Cute Asian Woman King Kong Syndrom or CAWKKS :D
:lol: :lol: :lol: Its unusual how so many white guys (including myself) have a thing for Asians. Its also amusing how the Asians seam to go for the big guys. My friends dad is 45 years old and rather large, and he has a hot 27 year old Tai wife. Lucky bastard! :D