PanAtheist
06-29-2005, 12:16 PM
An ALL-Sensing "Doormat" is a Tremendous "Doormat"
An ALL-Sensing "Doormat" sees everything :D
An ALL-Sensing "Doormat" hears everything ;)
An ALL-Sensing "Doormat" tastes everything :P
An ALL-Sensing "Doormat" smells everything :rolleyes:
An ALL-Sensing "Doormat" experiences every sensation (in serving its happy function) of being trodden on, and having dirt wiped on it, and then every few weeks being wacked against the wall. :lol:
And the ALL-Sensing "Doormat" experiences way much more than this!!!
The ALL-Sensing "Doormat" experiences EVERY SINGLE HAPPENING in the ENTIRE POLYVERSE!!!
EVERY SINGLE HAPPENING!!!! :cool:
It is not for nothing that the ALL-Sensing "Doormat" is called the ALL-Sensing "Doormat". :D
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Now gentle readers please take note:
TO SENSE is to be entirely SUBJECT to the EFFECT of WHATEVER happens to HIT the senses.
For example, when light enters our eyes, the wee pulses of light HIT unique molecules there (which are part of us). These molecules of ours receive a good kicking from the light, which sends their electrons into high orbit, and into a fluster of excitement!
This is the first stage of "vision".
This sensation CAN ONLY HAPPEN precisely BECAUSE our molecules are KICKED by an element of the outside world.
And so it is with the ALL-Sensing "Doormat".
And what's more, BECAUSE the ALL-Sensing "Doormat" SENSES ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING that is happening in the ENTIRE POLYVERSE, it gets an ABSOLUTE AND THOROUGH KICKING from every single happening that is happening in the ENTIRE POLYVERSE!!!
FOR EVER and ALWAYS!!
IT IS TOTALLY KICKED AROUND BY EVERYTHING.
INCESSANTLY.
100%.
(AND, AS IT EVEN SENSES ITSELF, IT EXPERIENCES A SCREAMING FEEDBACK CRESENDO OF FEEDBACK BEATINGS THAT WAILS AND SHRIEKS BEYOND ANY IMAGINING AND ENDURANCE.)
THE ALL-SENSING "DOORMAT" IS POWERLESS IN THIS ABSOLUTE BARAGE OF SENSATION!!
IT IS TOTALLY 100% SUBJECT TO ALL AND EVERYTHING!!
It is the QUINTESSENTIAL TOTAL DOORMAT. :D
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And this leaves friends of the "Doormat" with an ALMIGHTY PROBLEM!!! :D :lol:
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And they may say that I am being disingenous...
They may say that the ONE TRUE "DOORMAT" is actually not ALL-Sensing at all...
They may say that really The ONE TRUE "DOORMAT" is simply ALL-KNOWING.
And is really TOTALLY SENSELESS!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
An ALL-Sensing "Doormat" sees everything :D
An ALL-Sensing "Doormat" hears everything ;)
An ALL-Sensing "Doormat" tastes everything :P
An ALL-Sensing "Doormat" smells everything :rolleyes:
An ALL-Sensing "Doormat" experiences every sensation (in serving its happy function) of being trodden on, and having dirt wiped on it, and then every few weeks being wacked against the wall. :lol:
And the ALL-Sensing "Doormat" experiences way much more than this!!!
The ALL-Sensing "Doormat" experiences EVERY SINGLE HAPPENING in the ENTIRE POLYVERSE!!!
EVERY SINGLE HAPPENING!!!! :cool:
It is not for nothing that the ALL-Sensing "Doormat" is called the ALL-Sensing "Doormat". :D
************************************************** ********************************
Now gentle readers please take note:
TO SENSE is to be entirely SUBJECT to the EFFECT of WHATEVER happens to HIT the senses.
For example, when light enters our eyes, the wee pulses of light HIT unique molecules there (which are part of us). These molecules of ours receive a good kicking from the light, which sends their electrons into high orbit, and into a fluster of excitement!
This is the first stage of "vision".
This sensation CAN ONLY HAPPEN precisely BECAUSE our molecules are KICKED by an element of the outside world.
And so it is with the ALL-Sensing "Doormat".
And what's more, BECAUSE the ALL-Sensing "Doormat" SENSES ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING that is happening in the ENTIRE POLYVERSE, it gets an ABSOLUTE AND THOROUGH KICKING from every single happening that is happening in the ENTIRE POLYVERSE!!!
FOR EVER and ALWAYS!!
IT IS TOTALLY KICKED AROUND BY EVERYTHING.
INCESSANTLY.
100%.
(AND, AS IT EVEN SENSES ITSELF, IT EXPERIENCES A SCREAMING FEEDBACK CRESENDO OF FEEDBACK BEATINGS THAT WAILS AND SHRIEKS BEYOND ANY IMAGINING AND ENDURANCE.)
THE ALL-SENSING "DOORMAT" IS POWERLESS IN THIS ABSOLUTE BARAGE OF SENSATION!!
IT IS TOTALLY 100% SUBJECT TO ALL AND EVERYTHING!!
It is the QUINTESSENTIAL TOTAL DOORMAT. :D
************************************************** ********************************
And this leaves friends of the "Doormat" with an ALMIGHTY PROBLEM!!! :D :lol:
************************************************** ********************************
And they may say that I am being disingenous...
They may say that the ONE TRUE "DOORMAT" is actually not ALL-Sensing at all...
They may say that really The ONE TRUE "DOORMAT" is simply ALL-KNOWING.
And is really TOTALLY SENSELESS!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D