Wow, some theists are such idiots...

[Aaron Einstein]

Anti-atheist Arguments at the Bible Database Forums:
http://www.bibleforums.org/forum/showthread.php?t=21396&page=1&pp=15

Some of the arguments in that forum topic are so unbelievably rediculous... I literally cried laughing. :lol:



My favorite is:
Also you can ask them: which organ formed first, and how did it survive by itself until all the others came along to support it?
Example: Blood without a heart. A heart without veins. Organs without a nervious system to tell them what to do. A brain without a nervious system to work with.
It would be probable to assume that the most complex organ would be the last to form through the mutation process. Which organ would that be, and how did the other organs survive and funtion until this organ finished mutating into something workable?
What an idiot... they obviously know nothing about evolution. Only if they knew what on Earth they were talking about.

Theirs one good atheist fighting the good fight though trying to explain it all to them, neolux.

-Æ

[calpurnpiso]

Aaron Einstein wrote:

"What an idiot... they obviously know nothing about evolution. Only if they knew what on Earth they were talking about. "

Do you expect pears from an apple tree? Do you expect lucidity from the psychotic?...so, one can never expect those folks whose brains have been attacked by religious-psychosis, where the ability to differentiate between absurd concepts and tangible realities has been eroded, to make any sense.! Alas, they make as much sense as the schizophrenia sufferer, people under the effect of psychoactive drugs (amanita muscaria, peyotl, ergot, anadenanthera, harmine, ayahuasca, etc) or those with head trauma.

Religious folks are simple mentally ill. Their ability to think is not much different than those people sufferening from temporal lobe epilepsy or other forms of delusions causing neurosis.

The reality of it all is that 85% of Americans accept the Christian fairy tales as historical occurrences!
..and over 55% do not believe in evolution!....there is no other more dangerous form of mental illness as that of religious-psychosis. The Christ-psychosis strain being the most virulent and destructive of them all.
The only benefit that they provided to us healthy minded atheists is amusement and laughter...:)

[Nicole]

Unbelievable!

My personal favorite was a talk me and my brother was having. He was talking about dogs and how they had the power to heal themselves. So I told him God made the dogs that way. He then wants to argue about the intricate details of the saliva and that is where the healing comes from. I stepped up to plate and told him God created the dog and all that the dog is, Praise God, for he placed into their saliva the ability to heal. The glory belongs to God! He just looked at me, and could argue no more.
Please....I'm begging you. Argue no more...actually please, breed no more with your sister.

When confronted with the old earth idea, And it's evidence there of. I like to ask them if they would mind explaining eternity to me. And when they cannot, then I say: Could it be that God was showing his awesome power over time, through eternity, by making things look older than they really are?
Excuse me? What the hell does that mean? Could it be that you didn't want to deal with the difficult questions?

I just point to evolution. Why did it stop?
Honey, in your case it did. The rest of us are moving right along.

Ok, since animals have been around "longer" than humans. How come we don't see changes in the animals that have been around "forever". For instance sharks have not had any minor changes in the last several hundred years.
Apparently, natural evolution now takes place in terms of centuries. Damn, wished I'd listened that day in science class.

Thanks for the link. It's crazy funny

[WITHTEETH]

I'm going in!

[snap crafter]

I wanna jump in, but there's so much bullshit I can't focus on one of the christian rants...

[Evil_Mage_Ra]

The best way I have found is to use their own proposed evidence against their theory. You can do homosexuals the same way. Did you know that out of a 100 randomly homosexuals polled, 80% of them were athiests? So basically when you are adressing an athiest there is only a 20% chance that they are hetorosexual.
Aack! Vile misuse of statistics! I can read no more!

[ghoulslime]

The best way I have found is to use their own proposed evidence against their theory. You can do homosexuals the same way. Did you know that out of a 100 randomly homosexuals polled, 80% of them were athiests? So basically when you are adressing an athiest there is only a 20% chance that they are hetorosexual.
Aack! Vile misuse of statistics! I can read no more!
Damn! Ghoulslime is starting to question his sexual preference. Can somebody explain this to me. I'm a little bit slow, you see? Does this mean that I am 80% queer and 20% not queer or does it mean I screw men 80% of the time and women only 20% of the time? I'm really confused - and I'm thinking about going out to buy some new curtains for my living room.


http://ravingatheist.com/forum/img/uploads/gay_asians.jpg

[WITHTEETH]

I tried to enter but their rules are stupid for "outsiders". they try to limit my posts, they wont let me help other athiest out. only the athiest thread starter may answer questions, its in the rules but a swarm of christians can answer.

[ghoulslime]

Jesus Testicle-Fondling Christ! I was just reading some of these idiot postings.

I find it difficult to believe that humans can be this stupid. Surely this has to be a big fat fucking joke!

There are aitheists who tall us to prove that God is real. It's amazing how they can't prove that God isn't real.
My personal favorite was a talk me and my brother was having. He was talking about dogs and how they had the power to heal themselves. So I told him God made the dogs that way. He then wants to argue about the intricate details of the saliva and that is where the healing comes from. I stepped up to plate and told him God created the dog and all that the dog is, Praise God, for he placed into their saliva the ability to heal. The glory belongs to God! He just looked at me, and could argue no more.

A man comes up to me, and says the reason you are not being healed is because you do not have enough faith. (I believe this is the worst anti God remark I've ever heard). It doesnt restore hope, nor does it provide an answer.
I'd like to here some peoples favortie arguement against atheism. I find alot of my peers have questions about God, and it is good to be able to stomp out athiesm from every angle.

My favorite is DNA. DNA is made of nucleotides, which form sets of 3 (or codons), which in turn codes for amino acids, which in turn makes proteins. So basically, we have letters (nucleotides), forming words (codons), which form sentences (protein), that have a specific meaning (function). It is painfully obvious to me, as well as most Geneticists that DNA is a language. In order
to have language, you must have intelligence. Since DNA is the building blocks of life, then intelligence must have existed before life.
Every one of these idiots put together wouldn't make a respectable moron!


Does it seem unreasonable to anyone that I suddenly have the urge to hold random Christians in my basement, put lotion on their skin for a few days, slowly suffocate them with my bare hands, skin them with my teeth, then use their skin to make a dress for myself just like my grandmother used to have?

[WITHTEETH]

IT RUBS LOTION ON THE SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN! Muahaha

[CFett]

How do christians love themselves and humanity so fucking much?!? I don't get it. How do they believe that all the answers are out there.
Apparently, if you don't believe in god, you;re supposed to be dumb enough to believe that you know everything. Since "God" is the answer to each and every question you ask a theist, apparently we're supposed to answer with "Science" for everything. And we're supposed to know everything, cuz if we don't have an answer yet, then we must be wrong.

At least IAmForgiven understand Atheists. The rest of them....it's scary is what it really is. These are the people you pass in the street without even knowing that they're mentally deficient.

[Tenspace]

After reading a few messages there, I'm ready to ask God for another flood.

Ten

[schemanista]

After reading a few messages there, I'm ready to ask God for another flood.

Ten
Niles can arrange that for you.

I hate to say it, but I'm actually missing Micha12, or whatever he called himself.

[Tenspace]

Forget the science thread, there's plenty of wit and wisdom in the regular religious threads as well:

When i go to bed with my light's close, within 5 mins i start to hear strange noises around my wall behine me,this never happen's during the day or any other time of the day only when iam in bed.

It's a odd noise like as if something is inside my wall's that's where the sound's come's from. can it be ghost's demon's going though my wall's making that noise?

It sound's as if it could be.
They are low type of pitch noise,not realy scary but i realy notice it.

Does this happen to anyone else?
Here are a few of the answers he received:

Yes it has happened to me..

They are only vibrations and sounds from hosehold appliances
that you can only hear at night when all else is quiet.

Could be from air conditioners, refridgeraters, computers or fans,, etc etc..
they cause vibrations in walls and floors that you cant hear in the day time.

I use to think I was hearing angels singing ..
Untill I found out the true source .. of the noises.

I am not disputing that there are demonic forces..
But I would ask are you doing anything or do you study and
partake of anything that would bring these forces into your life.

My favorite: If it is a concern, play some praise music through the night, something quiet enough for you to sleep through, but loud enough to be heard. Nothing evil or demonic will stay in the presence of praises to God.

Then why don't we blast praise music at the Iraqi insurgents? :)

Then there's "roadrunner570" who is being attacked by demons. The thread's too long to post (and too funny to miss!), so I'll post the link here (http://bibleforums.org/forum/showthread.php?t=30229&highlight=attack)

This should rewrite the Evolution textbooks:

When Adam and Eve started out, they still had almost perfect bodies. As de-evolution occurs, it becomes more important to avoid incest to not reenforce bad traits. Mankind was not under the Law which forbids incest until Moses. We are all also decended from Noah and His wife also.

The Bible is older than T-Rex!
Anyway I think the Bible is very very old, perhaps as old as 120 million years. Maybe people lived much longer in ancient times and could travel along the planets. Jfr. Ezekiel's describsion of space crafts.:^

We have Late Breaking information on.... SCIENCE! Black Holes are old news... Read Up on the latest from DrRoi!
Some aspects of relativity seem to bear out, but relativity is not a fact. Black holes are not generally accepted as a fact. Recent observations bring the existence of black holes into question. The things you see on the Discovery channel are quite obsolete, as well as the theories put forth by academia. I wish I could tell you more but I don’t want to go to jail. What is being taught now is 50 years behind the real theories, and facts. But relativity, quantum mechanics, and Superstrings are all wrong in many aspects, and right is some. Scientists tend to teach theory as though it was absolute, but it is not. Science is not the know all to be all, most of us don’t even believe in God. I am a small (very small) minority. Observations and facts are always subject to interpretation. So the observation of fact is very subjective.

And this would explain the Good Doctor's background:
My above posts have covered much of what I can say. My Doctoral theses was snatched up and classified so it is difficult for me to enter a fray in comparison with the prevalent astronomical, and physical journals, as they are not privy to the science that goes on in the "black" world. My theories combine quantum, and relativity into a single theory. It is called the theory of Triangularity.

If Jesus comes back, stay away... HE'S RADIOACTIVE!
In my understanding, most supporters of the big bang theory, claim that it happened by itself, i.e. that there was no God involved. Since they can't show another event of this kind, they say it is a singularity.Yet they deny that Jesus Christ could have been a singularity.

DNA proves sin! Lamarck Lives! :D
On the temporal level (on earth), children suffer from the sins of their parents. The Bible says that the sins of the parents are passed on to the 3rd and 4th generation. This is actually now verifyable through DNA.

Just as we all suffered from the sin of Adam and Eve, so too our children will suffer, in some way, from our sins, just as we suffer from the sins of our parents. Through repeated sins, we ingrain certain sinful tendencies within our human nature. These tendencies are then passed on to our offspring. That is why children of alcoholics will often be prone to having a drinking problem themselves. If you are a parent, you will often notice some of your tendencies in your children.

At least I gained another Religious Nutcase website: Call 888-JESUS (http://www.888c.com/).

That was fun. I'll have to dig some more. :)

Ten

[Tenspace]

Just couldn't pass up posting this tidbit... apparently, numerology says that the mark of Jesus is "888":

In the USA now, phone calls with an 888 area code
are also free. (Coincidence? Heralding Christ's Return?)

Ten

[Philboid Studge]

Did you know that out of a 100 homosexuals randomly polled, 80% of them enjoyed the random polling?

[clambake]

Then why don't we blast praise music at the Iraqi insurgents? :)
That made my day, thank you!

[Tenspace]

Did you know that out of a 100 homosexuals randomly polled, 80% of them enjoyed the random polling?

Did you know that a study (http://satirewire.com/news/march02/women.shtml) found women who drink are more fun to study? :)

[ghoulslime]

"If there are any unclean spirits in this room, in the name of Jesus Christ I command you to leave."

:lol::lol::lol:


Oops! I gotta go!

[ghoulslime]

Did you know that out of a 100 homosexuals randomly polled, 80% of them enjoyed the random polling?

Did you know that if you randomly poll 100 homosexuals who are randomly pulling other homosexuals, you will find 100 homosexuals who are being polled and 100 homosexuals being pulled. :D

[ghoulslime]

Just couldn't pass up posting this tidbit... apparently, numerology says that the mark of Jesus is "888":

In the USA now, phone calls with an 888 area code
are also free. (Coincidence? Heralding Christ's Return?)

Ten
888? Fuck! How am I going to get this goddamn 666 off of my forehead?

[Tenspace]

Just couldn't pass up posting this tidbit... apparently, numerology says that the mark of Jesus is "888":

In the USA now, phone calls with an 888 area code
are also free. (Coincidence? Heralding Christ's Return?)

Ten
888? Fuck! How am I going to get this goddamn 666 off of my forehead?
Jesus soap (http://www.soaponarope.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=soap&Product_Code=7086&Category_Code=R)! How else? ;)

[whoneedscience]

Just couldn't pass up posting this tidbit... apparently, numerology says that the mark of Jesus is "888":

In the USA now, phone calls with an 888 area code
are also free. (Coincidence? Heralding Christ's Return?)

Ten
888? Fuck! How am I going to get this goddamn 666 off of my forehead?
Jesus soap (http://www.soaponarope.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=soap&Product_Code=7086&Category_Code=R)! How else? ;)
Or just connect the top loops with a sharpie. Then you can trick some theist women into sleeping with you and be like, HAHAHAHA, bitch!

Sorry, I'm pretty incohesive right now.

[snap crafter]

Then there's "roadrunner570" who is being attacked by demons. The thread's too long to post (and too funny to miss!), so I'll post the link here (http://bibleforums.org/forum/showthread.php?t=30229&highlight=attack)

Ten
Oh don't you just love it when christians turn a little bad chinese food into a spiritual war where 2 invisible creatures actually care who you like and what you do out of the 5 billion other people, or do they do it for everyone? Why does Satan care at all? he's satan, he knows he aint gonna win, why does he bother, he must have some serious self-esteem issues, I mean no one likes to see him, everyone talks smack about him behind his back...

[Tenspace]

Oh don't you just love it when christians turn a little bad chinese food into a spiritual war
:D:D:D
::tears in my eyes::

[Philboid Studge]

Did you know that out of a 100 homosexuals randomly polled, 80% of them enjoyed the random polling?

Did you know that a study (http://satirewire.com/news/march02/women.shtml) found women who drink are more fun to study? :)
Hee hee hee. That article closes with a nice Jeebus-homo-alcohol tie in:

'Palava bristled, however, at the suggestion that researchers should also study the effect of alcohol on young men. "Jesus, we're not gay," he said.'

[JP]

Are they real, or are they another Xian mock site?

[abortionman]

i've been trying to post but they keep on banning me and erasing my messages
though my aliases have included "i analed god", "anal rapist" and "backdoorpriest"
i don't think my messages weren't particularly offensive though

[ghoulslime]

888? Fuck! How am I going to get this goddamn 666 off of my forehead?
Jesus soap (http://www.soaponarope.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=soap&Product_Code=7086&Category_Code=R)! How else? ;)
Or just connect the top loops with a sharpie. Then you can trick some theist women into sleeping with you and be like, HAHAHAHA, bitch!

Sorry, I'm pretty incohesive right now.
I like your thinking!

[ghoulslime]

IT RUBS LOTION ON THE SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN! Muahaha
You hose them too? Do you put lotion on your hose first? :D

[MrsMoe]

I read the link...
http://www.bibleforums.org/forum/showthread.php?t=21396&page=1&pp=15

If you notice a pattern here, most in that thread have the impression that atheists are an intelligent group and can only be reasoned with sceintific facts and data instead of going with the faith angle. If you catch my drift, you will see the obvious conclusion that I can only come to in reading that thread. They want atheists to explain scientific matters, such as eternity, time, DNA, the construction of the human body, and so on.

Nearly everyone in tha thread is a retard dullard, and they know it in the back of thier minds, but are too stupid to see it or too stupid to educate themselves.

[Nicole]

I read the link...
http://www.bibleforums.org/forum/showthread.php?t=21396&page=1&pp=15
Here are some more of my favorites;

I'd like to here some peoples favortie arguement against atheism. I find alot of my peers have questions about God, and it is good to be able to stomp out athiesm from every angle.
Yes, it's different from you so stomp on it....and lets not bother learning to spell either.

So once you have honestly and properly dismissed their fraudulent science you can preach the gospel to them.
Is that in the handbook somewhere....seriously, this guy is out of control....

I took a look at a couple of threads and it seems that the majority of the posts seem to be concerned with paranoia about the godless heathens that are trying to force them to change their beliefs. With the exception of Slime, I'm pretty sure most atheists have never shown up at a church with science books and tried to convert them so I can't imagine why they would be so paranoid.....oh, maybe it's those annoying people that answer the doors when they go clomping about on Sunday mornings trying to preach the gospel.

I'm certainly glad that I actually know intelligent religious people (Cal, take a deep breath) so that the people on that site don't make up my entire view.

[Tenspace]

With the exception of Slime, I'm pretty sure most atheists have never shown up at a church with science books and tried to convert them so I can't imagine why they would be so paranoid.....oh, maybe it's those annoying people that answer the doors when they go clomping about on Sunday mornings trying to preach the gospel.
The last time my buddy the Jehovah showed up at my door, he brought his son with him, who started spewing standard creationist crap about evolution, cosmology, etc. I picked his arguments apart, and suggested he learn more about science, if for no other reason than to Know Thine Enemy.

His dad let me give the kid the names of a couple of books. I recommended Michio Kaku, Brian Greene, and Matt Ridley.

They haven't been back since. Guess my proselytizing had an effect. :)

Tenspace

[Heather]

It's not a Christian joke site. I say we all join up and post questions in the Christians Answer forum. Make them nice though - they tend to think anyone that's the slightest bit stubborn and doesn't convert immediately must be attacking their faith.

[calpurnpiso]

When those poor Christ-psychotic folks knock at my door to tell me about their mental illness induced delusion, I usually say: Oh, you poor Dear, how long have you been infected with HINV ( Human Immunodeficiency neurological Virus)? Since it is USELESS to discuss science with those mentally disturbed folks, I usually suggest they seek true salvation by visiting a neurologist, who could give them an MRI ( Magnetic Resonance Imagery) and test their brains. One must remember that those folks are so delusional that if they knock at the door at noon and I explain to them it is day time, they still will not believe it!. Their mental illness makes them unable to distinguish between fantasy and reality. It is as discussing science with the schizophrenia sufferer....I'll be wasting my time...sad. :)

[ghoulslime]

It's not a Christian joke site. I say we all join up and post questions in the Christians Answer forum. Make them nice though - they tend to think anyone that's the slightest bit stubborn and doesn't convert immediately must be attacking their faith.
Are YOU attacking MY faith? :/

I want to know immediately! :mad:

[Nicole]

It's not a Christian joke site. I say we all join up and post questions in the Christians Answer forum. Make them nice though - they tend to think anyone that's the slightest bit stubborn and doesn't convert immediately must be attacking their faith.
Posting questions for these people would be a bit like a dog chasing its' own tail.....nothing would ever be accomplished. They are so firmly entrenched in their own doctrine that they can't acknowledge anything else as it would invalidate their whole exsistance.

As for posting nicely; they're slamming each other on this site....if you're not religious enough for some of them, they come after you. Some poor guy agreed to disagree with an atheist and got his balls handed to him.

[Ickybod]

HAHA! This thread was so funny I had to join up! I always thought being an atheist was pointless but now I understand our reason for living. It's so we can get a kick out of all the lunacy coming from the Christ-psychotics.

Hmm... perhaps we shouldn't be stomping out Christianity then. We should be feeding it so it can live, otherwise we have nothing. But hey, if Christians can keep self-deluding themselves to have a reason for living, why can't we? :lol:

[MrsMoe]

When those poor Christ-psychotic folks knock at my door to tell me about their mental illness induced delusion, I usually say: Oh, you poor Dear, how long have you been infected with HINV ( Human Immunodeficiency neurological Virus)? Since it is USELESS to discuss science with those mentally disturbed folks, I usually suggest they seek true salvation by visiting a neurologist, who could give them an MRI ( Magnetic Resonance Imagery) and test their brains. One must remember that those folks are so delusional that if they knock at the door at noon and I explain to them it is day time, they still will not believe it!. Their mental illness makes them unable to distinguish between fantasy and reality. It is as discussing science with the schizophrenia sufferer....I'll be wasting my time...sad. :)
HA!!! :lol: