Wow, some theists are such idiots...

[Aaron Einstein]

Anti-atheist Arguments at the Bible Database Forums:
http://www.bibleforums.org/forum/showthread.php?t=21396&page=1&pp=15

Some of the arguments in that forum topic are so unbelievably rediculous... I literally cried laughing. :lol:



My favorite is:
Also you can ask them: which organ formed first, and how did it survive by itself until all the others came along to support it?
Example: Blood without a heart. A heart without veins. Organs without a nervious system to tell them what to do. A brain without a nervious system to work with.
It would be probable to assume that the most complex organ would be the last to form through the mutation process. Which organ would that be, and how did the other organs survive and funtion until this organ finished mutating into something workable?
What an idiot... they obviously know nothing about evolution. Only if they knew what on Earth they were talking about.

Theirs one good atheist fighting the good fight though trying to explain it all to them, neolux.

-Æ

[calpurnpiso]

Aaron Einstein wrote:

"What an idiot... they obviously know nothing about evolution. Only if they knew what on Earth they were talking about. "

Do you expect pears from an apple tree? Do you expect lucidity from the psychotic?...so, one can never expect those folks whose brains have been attacked by religious-psychosis, where the ability to differentiate between absurd concepts and tangible realities has been eroded, to make any sense.! Alas, they make as much sense as the schizophrenia sufferer, people under the effect of psychoactive drugs (amanita muscaria, peyotl, ergot, anadenanthera, harmine, ayahuasca, etc) or those with head trauma.

Religious folks are simple mentally ill. Their ability to think is not much different than those people sufferening from temporal lobe epilepsy or other forms of delusions causing neurosis.

The reality of it all is that 85% of Americans accept the Christian fairy tales as historical occurrences!
..and over 55% do not believe in evolution!....there is no other more dangerous form of mental illness as that of religious-psychosis. The Christ-psychosis strain being the most virulent and destructive of them all.
The only benefit that they provided to us healthy minded atheists is amusement and laughter...:)

[Nicole]

Unbelievable!

My personal favorite was a talk me and my brother was having. He was talking about dogs and how they had the power to heal themselves. So I told him God made the dogs that way. He then wants to argue about the intricate details of the saliva and that is where the healing comes from. I stepped up to plate and told him God created the dog and all that the dog is, Praise God, for he placed into their saliva the ability to heal. The glory belongs to God! He just looked at me, and could argue no more.
Please....I'm begging you. Argue no more...actually please, breed no more with your sister.

When confronted with the old earth idea, And it's evidence there of. I like to ask them if they would mind explaining eternity to me. And when they cannot, then I say: Could it be that God was showing his awesome power over time, through eternity, by making things look older than they really are?
Excuse me? What the hell does that mean? Could it be that you didn't want to deal with the difficult questions?

I just point to evolution. Why did it stop?
Honey, in your case it did. The rest of us are moving right along.

Ok, since animals have been around "longer" than humans. How come we don't see changes in the animals that have been around "forever". For instance sharks have not had any minor changes in the last several hundred years.
Apparently, natural evolution now takes place in terms of centuries. Damn, wished I'd listened that day in science class.

Thanks for the link. It's crazy funny

[WITHTEETH]

I'm going in!

[snap crafter]

I wanna jump in, but there's so much bullshit I can't focus on one of the christian rants...

[Evil_Mage_Ra]

The best way I have found is to use their own proposed evidence against their theory. You can do homosexuals the same way. Did you know that out of a 100 randomly homosexuals polled, 80% of them were athiests? So basically when you are adressing an athiest there is only a 20% chance that they are hetorosexual.
Aack! Vile misuse of statistics! I can read no more!

[ghoulslime]

The best way I have found is to use their own proposed evidence against their theory. You can do homosexuals the same way. Did you know that out of a 100 randomly homosexuals polled, 80% of them were athiests? So basically when you are adressing an athiest there is only a 20% chance that they are hetorosexual.
Aack! Vile misuse of statistics! I can read no more!
Damn! Ghoulslime is starting to question his sexual preference. Can somebody explain this to me. I'm a little bit slow, you see? Does this mean that I am 80% queer and 20% not queer or does it mean I screw men 80% of the time and women only 20% of the time? I'm really confused - and I'm thinking about going out to buy some new curtains for my living room.


http://ravingatheist.com/forum/img/uploads/gay_asians.jpg

[WITHTEETH]

I tried to enter but their rules are stupid for "outsiders". they try to limit my posts, they wont let me help other athiest out. only the athiest thread starter may answer questions, its in the rules but a swarm of christians can answer.

[ghoulslime]

Jesus Testicle-Fondling Christ! I was just reading some of these idiot postings.

I find it difficult to believe that humans can be this stupid. Surely this has to be a big fat fucking joke!

There are aitheists who tall us to prove that God is real. It's amazing how they can't prove that God isn't real.
My personal favorite was a talk me and my brother was having. He was talking about dogs and how they had the power to heal themselves. So I told him God made the dogs that way. He then wants to argue about the intricate details of the saliva and that is where the healing comes from. I stepped up to plate and told him God created the dog and all that the dog is, Praise God, for he placed into their saliva the ability to heal. The glory belongs to God! He just looked at me, and could argue no more.

A man comes up to me, and says the reason you are not being healed is because you do not have enough faith. (I believe this is the worst anti God remark I've ever heard). It doesnt restore hope, nor does it provide an answer.
I'd like to here some peoples favortie arguement against atheism. I find alot of my peers have questions about God, and it is good to be able to stomp out athiesm from every angle.

My favorite is DNA. DNA is made of nucleotides, which form sets of 3 (or codons), which in turn codes for amino acids, which in turn makes proteins. So basically, we have letters (nucleotides), forming words (codons), which form sentences (protein), that have a specific meaning (function). It is painfully obvious to me, as well as most Geneticists that DNA is a language. In order
to have language, you must have intelligence. Since DNA is the building blocks of life, then intelligence must have existed before life.
Every one of these idiots put together wouldn't make a respectable moron!


Does it seem unreasonable to anyone that I suddenly have the urge to hold random Christians in my basement, put lotion on their skin for a few days, slowly suffocate them with my bare hands, skin them with my teeth, then use their skin to make a dress for myself just like my grandmother used to have?

[WITHTEETH]

IT RUBS LOTION ON THE SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN! Muahaha

[CFett]

How do christians love themselves and humanity so fucking much?!? I don't get it. How do they believe that all the answers are out there.
Apparently, if you don't believe in god, you;re supposed to be dumb enough to believe that you know everything. Since "God" is the answer to each and every question you ask a theist, apparently we're supposed to answer with "Science" for everything. And we're supposed to know everything, cuz if we don't have an answer yet, then we must be wrong.

At least IAmForgiven understand Atheists. The rest of them....it's scary is what it really is. These are the people you pass in the street without even knowing that they're mentally deficient.

[Tenspace]

After reading a few messages there, I'm ready to ask God for another flood.

Ten

[schemanista]

After reading a few messages there, I'm ready to ask God for another flood.

Ten
Niles can arrange that for you.

I hate to say it, but I'm actually missing Micha12, or whatever he called himself.

[Tenspace]

Forget the science thread, there's plenty of wit and wisdom in the regular religious threads as well:

When i go to bed with my light's close, within 5 mins i start to hear strange noises around my wall behine me,this never happen's during the day or any other time of the day only when iam in bed.

It's a odd noise like as if something is inside my wall's that's where the sound's come's from. can it be ghost's demon's going though my wall's making that noise?

It sound's as if it could be.
They are low type of pitch noise,not realy scary but i realy notice it.

Does this happen to anyone else?
Here are a few of the answers he received:

Yes it has happened to me..

They are only vibrations and sounds from hosehold appliances
that you can only hear at night when all else is quiet.

Could be from air conditioners, refridgeraters, computers or fans,, etc etc..
they cause vibrations in walls and floors that you cant hear in the day time.

I use to think I was hearing angels singing ..
Untill I found out the true source .. of the noises.

I am not disputing that there are demonic forces..
But I would ask are you doing anything or do you study and
partake of anything that would bring these forces into your life.

My favorite: If it is a concern, play some praise music through the night, something quiet enough for you to sleep through, but loud enough to be heard. Nothing evil or demonic will stay in the presence of praises to God.

Then why don't we blast praise music at the Iraqi insurgents? :)

Then there's "roadrunner570" who is being attacked by demons. The thread's too long to post (and too funny to miss!), so I'll post the link here (http://bibleforums.org/forum/showthread.php?t=30229&highlight=attack)

This should rewrite the Evolution textbooks:

When Adam and Eve started out, they still had almost perfect bodies. As de-evolution occurs, it becomes more important to avoid incest to not reenforce bad traits. Mankind was not under the Law which forbids incest until Moses. We are all also decended from Noah and His wife also.

The Bible is older than T-Rex!
Anyway I think the Bible is very very old, perhaps as old as 120 million years. Maybe people lived much longer in ancient times and could travel along the planets. Jfr. Ezekiel's describsion of space crafts.:^

We have Late Breaking information on.... SCIENCE! Black Holes are old news... Read Up on the latest from DrRoi!
Some aspects of relativity seem to bear out, but relativity is not a fact. Black holes are not generally accepted as a fact. Recent observations bring the existence of black holes into question. The things you see on the Discovery channel are quite obsolete, as well as the theories put forth by academia. I wish I could tell you more but I don’t want to go to jail. What is being taught now is 50 years behind the real theories, and facts. But relativity, quantum mechanics, and Superstrings are all wrong in many aspects, and right is some. Scientists tend to teach theory as though it was absolute, but it is not. Science is not the know all to be all, most of us don’t even believe in God. I am a small (very small) minority. Observations and facts are always subject to interpretation. So the observation of fact is very subjective.

And this would explain the Good Doctor's background:
My above posts have covered much of what I can say. My Doctoral theses was snatched up and classified so it is difficult for me to enter a fray in comparison with the prevalent astronomical, and physical journals, as they are not privy to the science that goes on in the "black" world. My theories combine quantum, and relativity into a single theory. It is called the theory of Triangularity.

If Jesus comes back, stay away... HE'S RADIOACTIVE!
In my understanding, most supporters of the big bang theory, claim that it happened by itself, i.e. that there was no God involved. Since they can't show another event of this kind, they say it is a singularity.Yet they deny that Jesus Christ could have been a singularity.

DNA proves sin! Lamarck Lives! :D
On the temporal level (on earth), children suffer from the sins of their parents. The Bible says that the sins of the parents are passed on to the 3rd and 4th generation. This is actually now verifyable through DNA.

Just as we all suffered from the sin of Adam and Eve, so too our children will suffer, in some way, from our sins, just as we suffer from the sins of our parents. Through repeated sins, we ingrain certain sinful tendencies within our human nature. These tendencies are then passed on to our offspring. That is why children of alcoholics will often be prone to having a drinking problem themselves. If you are a parent, you will often notice some of your tendencies in your children.

At least I gained another Religious Nutcase website: Call 888-JESUS (http://www.888c.com/).

That was fun. I'll have to dig some more. :)

Ten

[Tenspace]

Just couldn't pass up posting this tidbit... apparently, numerology says that the mark of Jesus is "888":

In the USA now, phone calls with an 888 area code
are also free. (Coincidence? Heralding Christ's Return?)

Ten

[Philboid Studge]

Did you know that out of a 100 homosexuals randomly polled, 80% of them enjoyed the random polling?

[clambake]

Then why don't we blast praise music at the Iraqi insurgents? :)
That made my day, thank you!

[Tenspace]

Did you know that out of a 100 homosexuals randomly polled, 80% of them enjoyed the random polling?

Did you know that a study (http://satirewire.com/news/march02/women.shtml) found women who drink are more fun to study? :)

[ghoulslime]

"If there are any unclean spirits in this room, in the name of Jesus Christ I command you to leave."

:lol::lol::lol:


Oops! I gotta go!

[ghoulslime]

Did you know that out of a 100 homosexuals randomly polled, 80% of them enjoyed the random polling?

Did you know that if you randomly poll 100 homosexuals who are randomly pulling other homosexuals, you will find 100 homosexuals who are being polled and 100 homosexuals being pulled. :D

[ghoulslime]

Just couldn't pass up posting this tidbit... apparently, numerology says that the mark of Jesus is "888":

In the USA now, phone calls with an 888 area code
are also free. (Coincidence? Heralding Christ's Return?)

Ten
888? Fuck! How am I going to get this goddamn 666 off of my forehead?

[Tenspace]

Just couldn't pass up posting this tidbit... apparently, numerology says that the mark of Jesus is "888":

In the USA now, phone calls with an 888 area code
are also free. (Coincidence? Heralding Christ's Return?)

Ten
888? Fuck! How am I going to get this goddamn 666 off of my forehead?
Jesus soap (http://www.soaponarope.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=soap&Product_Code=7086&Category_Code=R)! How else? ;)

[whoneedscience]

Just couldn't pass up posting this tidbit... apparently, numerology says that the mark of Jesus is "888":

In the USA now, phone calls with an 888 area code
are also free. (Coincidence? Heralding Christ's Return?)

Ten
888? Fuck! How am I going to get this goddamn 666 off of my forehead?
Jesus soap (http://www.soaponarope.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=soap&Product_Code=7086&Category_Code=R)! How else? ;)
Or just connect the top loops with a sharpie. Then you can trick some theist women into sleeping with you and be like, HAHAHAHA, bitch!

Sorry, I'm pretty incohesive right now.

[snap crafter]

Then there's "roadrunner570" who is being attacked by demons. The thread's too long to post (and too funny to miss!), so I'll post the link here (http://bibleforums.org/forum/showthread.php?t=30229&highlight=attack)

Ten
Oh don't you just love it when christians turn a little bad chinese food into a spiritual war where 2 invisible creatures actually care who you like and what you do out of the 5 billion other people, or do they do it for everyone? Why does Satan care at all? he's satan, he knows he aint gonna win, why does he bother, he must have some serious self-esteem issues, I mean no one likes to see him, everyone talks smack about him behind his back...

[Tenspace]

Oh don't you just love it when christians turn a little bad chinese food into a spiritual war
:D:D:D
::tears in my eyes::

[Philboid Studge]

Did you know that out of a 100 homosexuals randomly polled, 80% of them enjoyed the random polling?

Did you know that a study (http://satirewire.com/news/march02/women.shtml) found women who drink are more fun to study? :)
Hee hee hee. That article closes with a nice Jeebus-homo-alcohol tie in:

'Palava bristled, however, at the suggestion that researchers should also study the effect of alcohol on young men. "Jesus, we're not gay," he said.'

[JP]

Are they real, or are they another Xian mock site?

[abortionman]

i've been trying to post but they keep on banning me and erasing my messages
though my aliases have included "i analed god", "anal rapist" and "backdoorpriest"
i don't think my messages weren't particularly offensive though

[ghoulslime]

888? Fuck! How am I going to get this goddamn 666 off of my forehead?
Jesus soap (http://www.soaponarope.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=soap&Product_Code=7086&Category_Code=R)! How else? ;)
Or just connect the top loops with a sharpie. Then you can trick some theist women into sleeping with you and be like, HAHAHAHA, bitch!

Sorry, I'm pretty incohesive right now.
I like your thinking!

[ghoulslime]

IT RUBS LOTION ON THE SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN! Muahaha
You hose them too? Do you put lotion on your hose first? :D

[MrsMoe]

I read the link...
http://www.bibleforums.org/forum/showthread.php?t=21396&page=1&pp=15

If you notice a pattern here, most in that thread have the impression that atheists are an intelligent group and can only be reasoned with sceintific facts and data instead of going with the faith angle. If you catch my drift, you will see the obvious conclusion that I can only come to in reading that thread. They want atheists to explain scientific matters, such as eternity, time, DNA, the construction of the human body, and so on.

Nearly everyone in tha thread is a retard dullard, and they know it in the back of thier minds, but are too stupid to see it or too stupid to educate themselves.

[Nicole]

I read the link...
http://www.bibleforums.org/forum/showthread.php?t=21396&page=1&pp=15
Here are some more of my favorites;

I'd like to here some peoples favortie arguement against atheism. I find alot of my peers have questions about God, and it is good to be able to stomp out athiesm from every angle.
Yes, it's different from you so stomp on it....and lets not bother learning to spell either.

So once you have honestly and properly dismissed their fraudulent science you can preach the gospel to them.
Is that in the handbook somewhere....seriously, this guy is out of control....

I took a look at a couple of threads and it seems that the majority of the posts seem to be concerned with paranoia about the godless heathens that are trying to force them to change their beliefs. With the exception of Slime, I'm pretty sure most atheists have never shown up at a church with science books and tried to convert them so I can't imagine why they would be so paranoid.....oh, maybe it's those annoying people that answer the doors when they go clomping about on Sunday mornings trying to preach the gospel.

I'm certainly glad that I actually know intelligent religious people (Cal, take a deep breath) so that the people on that site don't make up my entire view.

[Tenspace]

With the exception of Slime, I'm pretty sure most atheists have never shown up at a church with science books and tried to convert them so I can't imagine why they would be so paranoid.....oh, maybe it's those annoying people that answer the doors when they go clomping about on Sunday mornings trying to preach the gospel.
The last time my buddy the Jehovah showed up at my door, he brought his son with him, who started spewing standard creationist crap about evolution, cosmology, etc. I picked his arguments apart, and suggested he learn more about science, if for no other reason than to Know Thine Enemy.

His dad let me give the kid the names of a couple of books. I recommended Michio Kaku, Brian Greene, and Matt Ridley.

They haven't been back since. Guess my proselytizing had an effect. :)

Tenspace

[Heather]

It's not a Christian joke site. I say we all join up and post questions in the Christians Answer forum. Make them nice though - they tend to think anyone that's the slightest bit stubborn and doesn't convert immediately must be attacking their faith.

[calpurnpiso]

When those poor Christ-psychotic folks knock at my door to tell me about their mental illness induced delusion, I usually say: Oh, you poor Dear, how long have you been infected with HINV ( Human Immunodeficiency neurological Virus)? Since it is USELESS to discuss science with those mentally disturbed folks, I usually suggest they seek true salvation by visiting a neurologist, who could give them an MRI ( Magnetic Resonance Imagery) and test their brains. One must remember that those folks are so delusional that if they knock at the door at noon and I explain to them it is day time, they still will not believe it!. Their mental illness makes them unable to distinguish between fantasy and reality. It is as discussing science with the schizophrenia sufferer....I'll be wasting my time...sad. :)

[ghoulslime]

It's not a Christian joke site. I say we all join up and post questions in the Christians Answer forum. Make them nice though - they tend to think anyone that's the slightest bit stubborn and doesn't convert immediately must be attacking their faith.
Are YOU attacking MY faith? :/

I want to know immediately! :mad:

[Nicole]

It's not a Christian joke site. I say we all join up and post questions in the Christians Answer forum. Make them nice though - they tend to think anyone that's the slightest bit stubborn and doesn't convert immediately must be attacking their faith.
Posting questions for these people would be a bit like a dog chasing its' own tail.....nothing would ever be accomplished. They are so firmly entrenched in their own doctrine that they can't acknowledge anything else as it would invalidate their whole exsistance.

As for posting nicely; they're slamming each other on this site....if you're not religious enough for some of them, they come after you. Some poor guy agreed to disagree with an atheist and got his balls handed to him.

[Ickybod]

HAHA! This thread was so funny I had to join up! I always thought being an atheist was pointless but now I understand our reason for living. It's so we can get a kick out of all the lunacy coming from the Christ-psychotics.

Hmm... perhaps we shouldn't be stomping out Christianity then. We should be feeding it so it can live, otherwise we have nothing. But hey, if Christians can keep self-deluding themselves to have a reason for living, why can't we? :lol:

[MrsMoe]

When those poor Christ-psychotic folks knock at my door to tell me about their mental illness induced delusion, I usually say: Oh, you poor Dear, how long have you been infected with HINV ( Human Immunodeficiency neurological Virus)? Since it is USELESS to discuss science with those mentally disturbed folks, I usually suggest they seek true salvation by visiting a neurologist, who could give them an MRI ( Magnetic Resonance Imagery) and test their brains. One must remember that those folks are so delusional that if they knock at the door at noon and I explain to them it is day time, they still will not believe it!. Their mental illness makes them unable to distinguish between fantasy and reality. It is as discussing science with the schizophrenia sufferer....I'll be wasting my time...sad. :)
HA!!! :lol:

[Philboid Studge]

I am soliciting suggestions for my reply to Mrs Rosemary.

From Mrs Makoun Rosemary (makoun4@btinternet.com).

I am Mrs Makoun Rosemary, from Netherlands a widow to late frank dennis i am 55 years old, i am a new Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the breast, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that i woudin, t live more than three months, according to my doctors, and in all indication regards to medical analysis, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage that no hope for me to be a living person again,

my late husband killed during the France raid against terrorism in ivory coast, and during the period of our marriage we could not produce any child my late husband was very wealthy and after his death, i inherited all his business and wealth. the doctors has advised me that i may not live for more than four months, so i now decided to divide the part of this wealth, to contribute to the development of the church in America, Africa, Asia and Europe especially create solution to problem of less privileged ones and orphanage homes.

i selected you after visiting the website i prayed and fast for three weeks over it, i am willing to donate the sum of $3 million dollars, to the less privileged. Please i want you to note that fund is lying in a bank in Ivory Coast and upon my instruction, will file in an application for the transfer of the money in your name.

lastly, I honestly pray that this money when transferred will be used for the said purpose even though im late then, because i have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity and i made the promise to god that the fund will be use to build his temple. May the grace of our lord Jesus the love of god and the fellowship of god be with you and your family i am wait urgent reply from you.

God bless you.
Mrs Makoun Rosemary

[Philboid Studge]

And another one...

Morning everyone,
I received this e-mail from an old friend, but saw several people listed that I did not know, so let me share with you for about a wonderful experience, that I was able to be a part of a few years back. My name is Rene Rhodes, and I was blessed to be one of thousands of people across this country that was called to respond to the Katrina disaster, 5 yrs ago. This oil leak brings to mind the same feelings I had back then, I remember going into the City with buddies to get people off of their roofs, and the overwhelming feeling of trying to save the people, and to witness first hand the destruction of the City, and the people of New Orleans. I knew nothing would be the same...sound familiar to your feelings today...

The one ray of hope I had was to see the thousands of people every morning, with their boats going to get our people, and bring them to safety...not just people from Louisiana, but people from all over the United States...people from California, New Mexico, Tennessee, Virginia and South Carolina, etc...all heard the call and stepped into action...

Little did I know that I would be running a shelter in just a few days with 4,000 people who had lost everything in this disaster. But WOW...what a blessing for me...God brought me to this place, and guided me and the over 400 volunteers who showed up daily to take care of the people. We had no clue what to do, but God lead all of us...to give these people a new start...I saw a lot of people on this e-mail list who were apart of this...and if you have a friend who did the same...forward this e-mail to them...because they were all called to tend to his "sheep"... stop and think back, how did we start off each day....with prayer!!!

Remember the "town hall meetings" we held at the shelters with the victims everyday...we would take about FEMA the Red Cross, and then we would pray. Remember bringing them back into the city, we would stop and pray before we even entered the City...remember trying to console these people after we had told them we had found the body of their loved ones...remember we prayed...remember all the Miracles... the family members that the people of our community help reunite...remember the people that you took into your homes, the batch of clothes you washed for a family at the shelter, do you remember coming serve lunch, bringing food and cleaning supplies to the families after Rita...remember the volunteer village that was built, and still houses volunteers that help rebuild our communities...remember project "Starfish" which placed all of the victims in new places, with new jobs and new lives...only by the grace of God...remember the things you were able to accomplish... everyone who reads this list will be able to add their own memories of this disaster...and what part they were able to play...

Remember we hated the name Katrina, and then that damm Rita...we hated those storms, and what they did to our people...just more and more things were lost...and nothing would be the same...

Fast forward 5 years...
"WOW" for the worst hurricane in the history of the World to hit our state, and look what we did thru the Power of Prayer...and the calling upon God for his help...we can do the same with this...we will survive...we can make a difference...

Let's take time out everyday at 7:00 AM and 7:00 PM...
Let's pray that BP finds a way to stop this oil from polluting our Gulf...
Let's pray for a government leaders to make good choices for the people..not for their own agenda or party...
Let's pray for all who make their living from the waters of the Gulf...our fishermen, shrimper's, oystermen, oil field workers.
Let's pray for our economy which could face a devastating blow should they close down drilling...
Let's pray for what you and your family needs are...
and let's pray for the needs of your neighbors...

We will survive, and we will find a way to be better than we were before...after all, we have first hand experience of the miracles that can happen when we pray...
Please pass this on...imagine everyone praying...how powerful this can become...pass this to your family and friends in other states...they were there for Katrina and Rita...

Please pass this on...we cannot have too many people praying...

Your friend,
H. Rene Rhodes

[Kate]

I think her husband was a pirate. Aaarrrr!

[psychodiva]

I think Choobs' dictum is an apt reply to most e-mails :D

[Davin]

I think a reply like this might work:

"Hello,

I'm very interested in helping you out with donating to many various charities involving robot duck conservation. Please let me know more information so that I can give your dead husband's money to protecting these endangered mechanical mallards, they really need help or they face ultimate and total extinction.

Please hurry!

Your lover,

Loving, Bob fearing, devoted follower of Bob"

[Philboid Studge]

I think Choobs' dictum is an apt reply to most e-mails :D

Is it a dictum or a rectum?

[psychodiva]

both i should think- a bit cat like :D