Baptists Invade Hollywood!

[ghoulslime]

I went to Universal Studios with the Chinese lady with the cute dog I mentioned in another thread. It was packed with people. Unbelievably packed with people! I think everybody was there but you. Anyway, we didn’t ride much of anything. (the studio tour and the animal show) We just wandered through the crowds, ate some ice cream, and did a little smoochie smoochie on the benches.

There were all of these people with green t-shirts that said “something or other Baptist Church, Abilene, Texas.” When I looked at one of them closely on the escalator, trying to read the fine print, he declared cheerfully that they were on a “Praise the Lord, California 2005 tour”. (Or pretty close to that) I smiled politely, said “Welcome to Los Angeles,” and turned back around.

Sometime later in the day, Fei (the lady I was with) pointed to a group of the green Christians and asked me who they were. (Her English is not so good and she apparently didn’t understand the guy on the escalator.) I told her that they were mental patients from a special school for retarded people. She looked at me sort of confused and said, with this really funny face like Mr. Miagi from the Karate Kid, “You sure? They looks really strange to me.”

I’m not sure why, but this was really goddamn funny to me.

I squeezed her cheeks so her lips stuck out like a goldfish and said, “They looks really strange to me too.” :lol:

[MrsMoe]

I read your post... cute girl - cute dog... and I kept thinking of you walking around Universal Studios with the dog I posted about... and these mental religious loons and your cute little friend saying "They looks really strange to me" while petting this crazy little dog... http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00197/Sam__verdens_stygge_197520c.jpg So cute it's dreamy


Oh god, I cannot stop laughing... seriously, my sides ache... ROFL I think I need to go to bed.

[alaspooryorick]

Ghoul's got a bad case of yellow fever. :lol:

[ghoulslime]

I read your post... cute girl - cute dog... and I kept thinking of you walking around Universal Studios with the dog I posted about... and these mental religious loons and your cute little friend saying "They looks really strange to me" while petting this crazy little dog... http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00197/Sam__verdens_stygge_197520c.jpg So cute it's dreamy


Oh god, I cannot stop laughing... seriously, my sides ache... ROFL I think I need to go to bed.
Bleeding Jesus, MrsMoe! Stop posting that terrible picture! :o That dog is so goddamn ugly it is really disturbing. Can you imagine coming across that thing while strolling down a sidewalk some lovely evening?

You are a wicked woman! A very wicked woman! :o

[Jennifer]

I told her that they were mental patients from a special school for retarded people. She looked at me sort of confused and said, with this really funny face like Mr. Miagi from the Karate Kid, “You sure? They looks really strange to me.”
That was awesome. Just keep them up there in LA and all will be well.

Maybe we should plan a Atheists 2006 tour to Texas...show up by the bus load. Wear T-shirts. Pass out fliers of your poetry.

[ghoulslime]

I told her that they were mental patients from a special school for retarded people. She looked at me sort of confused and said, with this really funny face like Mr. Miagi from the Karate Kid, “You sure? They looks really strange to me.”
That was awesome. Just keep them up there in LA and all will be well.

Maybe we should plan a Atheists 2006 tour to Texas...show up by the bus load. Wear T-shirts. Pass out fliers of your poetry.
:lol::lol: You are too funny! That would be SO fun! Get a big group of us with in your face Atheist t-shirts, and go take a tour of Abilene Texas. :D

[MrsMoe]

I read your post... cute girl - cute dog... and I kept thinking of you walking around Universal Studios with the dog I posted about... and these mental religious loons and your cute little friend saying "They looks really strange to me" while petting this crazy little dog... http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00197/Sam__verdens_stygge_197520c.jpg So cute it's dreamy


Oh god, I cannot stop laughing... seriously, my sides ache... ROFL I think I need to go to bed.
Bleeding Jesus, MrsMoe! Stop posting that terrible picture! :o That dog is so goddamn ugly it is really disturbing. Can you imagine coming across that thing while strolling down a sidewalk some lovely evening?

You are a wicked woman! A very wicked woman! :o
Click! You know you wanna *laugh laugh*

[ghoulslime]

I read your post... cute girl - cute dog... and I kept thinking of you walking around Universal Studios with the dog I posted about... and these mental religious loons and your cute little friend saying "They looks really strange to me" while petting this crazy little dog... http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00197/Sam__verdens_stygge_197520c.jpg So cute it's dreamy


Oh god, I cannot stop laughing... seriously, my sides ache... ROFL I think I need to go to bed.
Bleeding Jesus, MrsMoe! Stop posting that terrible picture! :o That dog is so goddamn ugly it is really disturbing. Can you imagine coming across that thing while strolling down a sidewalk some lovely evening?

You are a wicked woman! A very wicked woman! :o
Click! You know you wanna *laugh laugh*
I kind of want to laugh and gag at the same time. Jesus, help me pee!

Can you image if you owned that dog, the amount of fun you could have? I would take him around on a leash, maybe try to get him licensed as a seeing eye dog so I could take him to restaurants. :D

[calpurnpiso]

Hmmm...that picture of the cute old Mexican hairless with cataracts makes me want to buy one, but already old. I have a pitch black 5 year old lab-weiler that I walk around the neighborhood while wearing a black trenchcoat and fur Russian hat during Christmas...I like to create an evil spirit appearance to frighten the Christ-psychotics residing in the area during the Saturnalia festival whose purpose those retards have distorted.

I can only imagine the looks I'd get plus the delusional gossip if I were to walk a dog that looks like that around the neighborhood?..I'd add some prosthetic horns to increase the panic to those delusions infected brains........... ROTFLMAO...:)

[MrsMoe]

Bleeding Jesus, MrsMoe! Stop posting that terrible picture! :o That dog is so goddamn ugly it is really disturbing. Can you imagine coming across that thing while strolling down a sidewalk some lovely evening?

You are a wicked woman! A very wicked woman! :o
Click! You know you wanna *laugh laugh*
I kind of want to laugh and gag at the same time. Jesus, help me pee!

Can you image if you owned that dog, the amount of fun you could have? I would take him around on a leash, maybe try to get him licensed as a seeing eye dog so I could take him to restaurants. :D
ROFL! :lol: *tear* seeing eye dog... *tear*




calpurnpiso - good idea, mark it on your XMas list!

[ghoulslime]

Ah, I almost forgot another funny one from this chick I was with at Universal studios. We were on the studio tour. We came to the set for the War of the Worlds. (It’s the place where Tom Cruise comes out of the house and an airplane is crashed and the neighborhood is blown to bits.

Fei (the Chinese lady) looked around at all of the broken houses, luggage, and clothes scattered all around. She looked a little bit confused. She asked me, “They cleaning up here?”

[ghoulslime]

Ghoul's got a bad case of yellow fever. :lol:
I cannot deny. Doctor, can you help me?

[snap crafter]

Bleeding Jesus, MrsMoe! Stop posting that terrible picture! :o That dog is so goddamn ugly it is really disturbing. Can you imagine coming across that thing while strolling down a sidewalk some lovely evening?

You are a wicked woman! A very wicked woman! :o
Click! You know you wanna *laugh laugh*
I kind of want to laugh and gag at the same time. Jesus, help me pee!

Can you image if you owned that dog, the amount of fun you could have? I would take him around on a leash, maybe try to get him licensed as a seeing eye dog so I could take him to restaurants. :D
How would you stand touching it? it looks as though it's been dead for 8 years and the virus from resident evil has taken hold *shiver*

[ghoulslime]

Click! You know you wanna *laugh laugh*
I kind of want to laugh and gag at the same time. Jesus, help me pee!

Can you image if you owned that dog, the amount of fun you could have? I would take him around on a leash, maybe try to get him licensed as a seeing eye dog so I could take him to restaurants. :D
How would you stand touching it? it looks as though it's been dead for 8 years and the virus from resident evil has taken hold *shiver*
Jesus supposedly died 2000 years ago and the Christians are still eating him!