athiest masturbation

[Willi]

How often do you do it? When I have a decent sex life I wank once per day. When I go through spells of no sexual activity I do it 2/3 times per day. I always get spunk running down my hand and sometimes I shoot all over my chest and face. Youself?

http://www.wonkasworld.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=190

[vheltrite]

i still have an active sex life...............
and am masturbating once or twice a week........
does that something to do with the forum???or your post???
we have all gone tru that part........
is it not OK for the atheist???

am just asking based upon the post above...........
i dont know how it is connected to us atheists....

[psyadam]

I masterbate 10 times per week

[Ownthink]

I masturbate 2-3 times a day.

[Kamikaze189]

http://www.8bitjoystick.com/archives/photos/NinjasKillKittens.jpg

[ghoulslime]

How often do you do it? When I have a decent sex life I wank once per day. When I go through spells of no sexual activity I do it 2/3 times per day. I always get spunk running down my hand and sometimes I shoot all over my chest and face. Youself?

http://www.wonkasworld.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=190
How do you have 2/3 of a wank? Do you know exactly how long it will take and then stop 2/3 of the way through?
I think it means his winky only fills two thirds of his hand. Don't push him too hard on this one. He'll end up buying a sports car to make up for it. :D

[vheltrite]

WTF!!!
i cant believe that this post is a hit!!!
cool..........

[calpurnpiso]

Who needs wanking when one can have LCTs ( Libido Care Takers)? It is much better than Onanism, which IMHO, is booooring....:)

[bobfritzelpuff]

http://www.8bitjoystick.com/archives/photos/NinjasKillKittens.jpg
You, my friend, know real ultimate power.

[God, my arse]

Lol, so sad

[vheltrite]

/gg
really sad...

[Willi]

but so cool

[God, my arse]

lol

[ghoulslime]

How do you have 2/3 of a wank? Do you know exactly how long it will take and then stop 2/3 of the way through?
I think it means his winky only fills two thirds of his hand. Don't push him too hard on this one. He'll end up buying a sports car to make up for it. :D
If his wang only fills 2/3 of his hand then he get's an extra 1/3 per stroke, which increases the total wank coefficient to 1 and 1/3. If anyone has a better understanding of wankology please feel free to correct this.
It’s been a while since I studied Wankology, but I seem to remember wank coefficiency is contingent upon the grip. If he were to employ the standard chimpanzee grip, he would not be able to exploit the wank coefficient ratio that you suggest. In order to take advantage of his hand to wee wee size discrepancy, he would have to utilize a specialized stroke such as the Mozart massage wank technique, but this would clearly cost him in overall velocity!

[vheltrite]

wank???
techniques???

[ghoulslime]

wank???
techniques???
Wank. Beat your meat. Flog your log. Leap your lizard. Shake your snake. Spank your monkey.

If you are still not sure, I could get you on the phone and walk you through the steps one by one. :D

[Eva]

phone sex!
woo-hoo!

[ghoulslime]

phone sex!
woo-hoo!
Calm down there, Eva! And take that phone away from your pubic region!

[Eva]

calm down, ghoul.....you are not howard stern, and i don't have big speakers.....

tell us how it goes with vheltrite!

[calpurnpiso]

wank???
techniques???
Wank. Beat your meat. Flog your log. Leap your lizard. Shake your snake. Spank your monkey.

If you are still not sure, I could get you on the phone and walk you through the steps one by one. :D
You forgot, worship your god.....:)

[honeybadger]

ah, yes, I've always loved the "Every time you masturbate God kills a kitten" parody, hilarious!

[ghoulslime]

calm down, ghoul.....you are not howard stern, and i don't have big speakers.....

tell us how it goes with vheltrite!
Big speakers! Small speakers! IF my ears are close enough, I'll hear just fine!