Is any part of the Bible true?

[miata]

Is anything in the Bible true???It's just wrong to spread all the lies. It should be outlawed to use religion to make money based on lies. It's called fraud.

Name one truth you can prove without using the faith scam.

The name is spelled BIBLE so I did the first and only one I know.

[HMS Beagle]

There've been a lot of posts on that. Try searching "bible's evidence" by HeWhoAsks. That generated a good, long thread.

[moxnix46]

Is anything in the Bible true???It's just wrong to spread all the lies. It should be outlawed to use religion to make money based on lies. It's called fraud.

Name one truth you can prove without using the faith scam.

The name is spelled BIBLE so I did the first and only one I know.
Miata,
I think there are a few places in the bible where there is truth. very, very few and hard to find. Here is one and I feel it is true.

It is no use looking for the Kingdom of God, or by wishing for it, or by anticipation of it. The Kingdom will never come. Rather, the Kingdom is spread out on earth before men, but they do not see it.

--Jesus of Nazareth--

So many people will not see the goodness that surrounds us. They will prefer to see the negatives when the positives outweigh them. There are some of us that look for the goodness in humanity. It is there, but we must open our eyes. :)

[vheltrite]

bible cant save me when i die!!!




the bible is useless.................










it has been translated many mant times.................

[ghoulslime]

the bible is useless.................
Not true! Once on a scout trip, my friend and I had to take a shit. We didn't have an toilet paper handy, so we stole our scout master's bible and tore some pages out to wipe our asses. The bible is very useful. (But you should make sure the ink is not water soluble or it will turn your asshole gray.)

[calpurnpiso]

the bible is useless.................
Not true! Once on a scout trip, my friend and I had to take a shit. We didn't have an toilet paper handy, so we stole our scout master's bible and tore some pages out to wipe our asses. The bible is very useful. (But you should make sure the ink is not water soluble or it will turn your asshole gray.)
Yes, it makes good toilet paper, except for the ink of course. I have a friend that was in prison for two years and told me that the first pages are made of excellent paper so the inmates use them to roll tobacco and cannabis. The rest of the pages are used as toilet paper, after all, what better use for a book filled with mental flatulence than to wipe off the real stuff?...:)

[kmisho]

Is anything in the Bible true???
Yes, some of the bible is true. Even a roomful of monkeys with typewriters will occasionally type true things. Also, the novel Gone With The Wind has many true things about the civil war. But, thankfully, we do not base or understanding of the civil war on this work of fiction.

kmisho

[vheltrite]

the bible is useless.................
Not true! Once on a scout trip, my friend and I had to take a shit. We didn't have an toilet paper handy, so we stole our scout master's bible and tore some pages out to wipe our asses. The bible is very useful. (But you should make sure the ink is not water soluble or it will turn your asshole gray.)
Yes, it makes good toilet paper, except for the ink of course. I have a friend that was in prison for two years and told me that the first pages are made of excellent paper so the inmates use them to roll tobacco and cannabis. The rest of the pages are used as toilet paper, after all, what better use for a book filled with mental flatulence than to wipe off the real stuff?...:)
that makes sesne!!!!
now i believe that bible is not useless......
thanks for that......
i remember that i have a bible at my old closet.........
i'll try that later...........:lol:

[Philboid Studge]

the bible is useless.................
Not true! Once on a scout trip, my friend and I had to take a shit. We didn't have an toilet paper handy, so we stole our scout master's bible and tore some pages out to wipe our asses. The bible is very useful. (But you should make sure the ink is not water soluble or it will turn your asshole gray.)
Scout Master: Whatcha reading there, Ghoulslime?
Ghouslsime: Book of 'Doodie Outta Me'
Scout Master: That's super. Want to see my pup tent?

[miata]

The pages in Mathew will turn your butt red. That true; so 2 points for me.

[moxnix46]

I think this is a great thread, can no-one find ANY truth in the bible? Surely you must see something?

[miata]

The Lord works in mysterious ways, but so does prune juice.

[Philboid Studge]

I think this is a great thread, can no-one find ANY truth in the bible? Surely you must see something?
In Genesis (38), where Judah tells Onan to bang his sister-in-law -- that was true. Judah's pitch was, "raise up seed to thy brother." (The brother's name was 'Er.' Er was dead because the Lord had whacked him for some unspecified wickedness). Onan knew there was something creepy about this, but Er's wife, Tamar, was one hot number, so he eventually went for it. At the ejalulatory moment, however, Onan got an awful image of his semen going up to his brother, so he withdrew and let his semen spill on the ground, rather than in Tamar's fun-basket. The Lord did not like this a bit, so he whacked Onan as well.

Everything else in the Bible is bullshit.

[moxnix46]

I think this is a great thread, can no-one find ANY truth in the bible? Surely you must see something?
In Genesis (38), where Judah tells Onan to bang his sister-in-law -- that was true. Judah's pitch was, "raise up seed to thy brother." (The brother's name was 'Er.' Er was dead because the Lord had whacked him for some unspecified wickedness). Onan knew there was something creepy about this, but Er's wife, Tamar, was one hot number, so he eventually went for it. At the ejalulatory moment, however, Onan got an awful image of his semen going up to his brother, so he withdrew and let his semen spill on the ground, rather than in Tamar's fun-basket. The Lord did not like this a bit, so he whacked Onan as well.

Everything else in the Bible is bullshit.
Hahaha, ya know? I think I had that same experience once, except it wasn't my dead brothers wife. I'm not sure who's wife it was, not sure where my semen spilled either. I did have an uncanny feeling tho that I could be whacked by somebody at any moment. Was I experiencing god? haha :)

[whoneedscience]

Truth? What's that?

You're thinking too much like a Christian.

[vheltrite]

there is one truth i know about the bible........

"the bible tells a lie!!!!"

[ghoulslime]

the bible is useless.................
Not true! Once on a scout trip, my friend and I had to take a shit. We didn't have an toilet paper handy, so we stole our scout master's bible and tore some pages out to wipe our asses. The bible is very useful. (But you should make sure the ink is not water soluble or it will turn your asshole gray.)
I have a friend that was in prison for two years and told me that the first pages are made of excellent paper so the inmates use them to roll tobacco and cannabis.
:lol::lol::lol::lol: He got high on Jesus!

[miata]

The only truth related to the babble is that it is a mass volumn of lies.

[abortionman]

Not true! Once on a scout trip, my friend and I had to take a shit. We didn't have an toilet paper handy, so we stole our scout master's bible and tore some pages out to wipe our asses. The bible is very useful. (But you should make sure the ink is not water soluble or it will turn your asshole gray.)
I have a friend that was in prison for two years and told me that the first pages are made of excellent paper so the inmates use them to roll tobacco and cannabis.
:lol::lol::lol::lol: He got high on Jesus!
that actually works...especially those mini-bibles
they burn slow...and you can taste the holy

[miata]

It's true it's good for starting a camp fire.