If Satan is the father of all lies...

[Bighead]

If Satan really is the father of all lies, isn't it possible that Jesus was really just the devil incarnate sent to tempt the christians away from the Jewish faith by throwing out all the old laws? Maybe the heaven that the big j spoke of is really hell and if you accept him, that's your one way ticket?

[Bighead]

This would also explain why the big j wanted vampirism and cannabalism involved in the remembrance of him. I mean, drac became a vamp by denouncing god and then drinking the blood....right?

[Philboid Studge]

Cat-licks believe Jeebus was in Hell for three days between Pin-Up Friday and Easter "Watch-me-pull-a-rabbit-outta-my-tomb" Morning. What were they talking about all that time? Suspicious.

[vheltrite]

if satan was the father of al lies.....then jesus is the father of satan...........
and the bible is the diary of jesus that is also full of lies.............
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:lol:

[Reverend Blasphemy]

If satan is the father of all lies, he must be the one who told me god existed...

[testmania]

Satan is actually an eloha from another planet. He is actually a caring individual who leads a group that is against the creation of humanity on this Earth. He feel humans in general are no good. He is not the supernatural embodiment of evil that most people thinks he is. Also, Lucifer is another eloha from that same planet who was one of the scientists that created all life on Earth including us. He loves humanity and wants to see us reach a golden age of world peace.

[Advocatus Diaboli]

Anybody bring a net?

[honeybadger]

"Satan is actually an eloha from another planet. He is actually a caring individual who leads a group that is against the creation of humanity on this Earth. He feel humans in general are no good. He is not the supernatural embodiment of evil that most people thinks he is. Also, Lucifer is another eloha from that same planet who was one of the scientists that created all life on Earth including us. He loves humanity and wants to see us reach a golden age of world peace."

what's an eloha? and aren't Satan and Lucifer supposed to be the same guy?

[Evil_Mage_Ra]

"Satan is actually an eloha from another planet. He is actually a caring individual who leads a group that is against the creation of humanity on this Earth. He feel humans in general are no good. He is not the supernatural embodiment of evil that most people thinks he is. Also, Lucifer is another eloha from that same planet who was one of the scientists that created all life on Earth including us. He loves humanity and wants to see us reach a golden age of world peace."

what's an eloha? and aren't Satan and Lucifer supposed to be the same guy?
Testmania's a Raelian...

[Striver]

Satan is actually an eloha from another planet. He is actually a caring individual who leads a group that is against the creation of humanity on this Earth. He feel humans in general are no good. He is not the supernatural embodiment of evil that most people thinks he is. Also, Lucifer is another eloha from that same planet who was one of the scientists that created all life on Earth including us. He loves humanity and wants to see us reach a golden age of world peace.
I thought the raelians all killed themselves. They're still around?

[Evil_Mage_Ra]

Satan is actually an eloha from another planet. He is actually a caring individual who leads a group that is against the creation of humanity on this Earth. He feel humans in general are no good. He is not the supernatural embodiment of evil that most people thinks he is. Also, Lucifer is another eloha from that same planet who was one of the scientists that created all life on Earth including us. He loves humanity and wants to see us reach a golden age of world peace.
I thought the raelians all killed themselves. They're still around?
You can't keep a good cult down, apparently.

[Mog]

Satan is actually an eloha from another planet. He is actually a caring individual who leads a group that is against the creation of humanity on this Earth. He feel humans in general are no good. He is not the supernatural embodiment of evil that most people thinks he is. Also, Lucifer is another eloha from that same planet who was one of the scientists that created all life on Earth including us. He loves humanity and wants to see us reach a golden age of world peace.
I thought the raelians all killed themselves. They're still around?
They replaced themselves with their clones, of course!

[servent]

yes, he is the father of all lies.
he is a demon or fallen angle and brought with him nephilim. they began breeding with woman on earth and god destroyed theyre offspring once.

the real question is, did they come back and are they doing the same thing today?

[Little Earth Stamper]

My book about Devils tells me that Satan and Lucifer have been depicted as different beings enough to merit considering them two different entities.

[Bighead]

Hey servant, rather than start a whole new discussion, why don't you respond to the actual topic...if he is the father of lies, how do you know that jesus wasn't really the devil? HMM????
By the way, the holy spirit sucks. :cool:

[AGENT-ADAIR]

the jews are always right..