Is Bush a Khristian

[miata]

Is anyone out there foolish enough to think Bush is religious? I see just 185 lbs of BS.

[PanAtheist]

That is the most astonishing question that I have ever read.

[miata]

He has a lot of folks fooled.

[Tib]

I read that Billy Graham led him to Christ....Alot of people call themselves christians somehow I doubt he is.

[miata]

What is a Kristrian?

[Evil_Mage_Ra]

Is that like a Hare Khristian? :P

[miata]

If we ever have peace on Earth there will be no religions to fight over who has the best invisable friend.

[milk carton]

Khristian? I have this perverted Russian friend who replaces the "c" with the "k"...why is that? No wait...does the "k" stand for KKK?!

[no1important]

Bush is a kkkristian. Funny how these so called religious people never live by or practice whats in the dusty old book, they just pick and choose conveinent parts.

If you go by the "dusty old book" I would say Bush is not a real christian, (I also believe he can't read) he just uses it for his own benefit and to get votes, from hyocrits like himself.

[miata]

Klan is possible.

[GodlessHeathen]

Well, he IS a Boner. . .a Skull & Boner, that is

[Hectic_Skeptic]

Bush sucks my balls.... And, since homosexuality is looked down on in the ' k ' hristian religion, nope... he isn't religious.

[Philboid Studge]

As an American, I cherish my freedom of expression. So fuck Bush.


http://ravingatheist.com/forum/img/uploads/fuckbush.jpg

[miata]

The above is wonderful, this is what bush is also doing to us
Thank you jesus

[Paradox]

Thanks for giving me nightmares Philboid.

[Tenspace]

Thanks for giving me nightmares Philboid.
No shit. Good photoshop job, but even thinking of the original image (with Karl Rove and James Dobson) makes me feel even oogier.

Ten

[miata]

The religious right is winning.

[Tenspace]

The religious right is winning.
And it will take a major, catastrophic paradigm shift of hard reality for this situation to change. They won't just acquiese to our superior logic. This fight isn't even in its infancy. Women are still treated worse than men, in science (http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/08/19/science.women.reut/index.html) no less. The atheist is the last skeleton in religious-controlled humanity's closet. Surveys have been taken that show more than fifty percent of the respondents have a negative or highly negative view of atheists, or that people would be more likely to vote for a homosexual than an atheist. So, we are the Last Skeleton.

Tenspace

[miata]

The religious right is winning.
And it will take a major, catastrophic paradigm shift of hard reality for this situation to change. They won't just acquiese to our superior logic. This fight isn't even in its infancy. Women are still treated worse than men, in science (http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/08/19/science.women.reut/index.html) no less. The atheist is the last skeleton in religious-controlled humanity's closet. Surveys have been taken that show more than fifty percent of the respondents have a negative or highly negative view of atheists, or that people would be more likely to vote for a homosexual than an atheist. So, we are the Last Skeleton.

Tenspace
I rather be gay than to be a Christian. A gay person can love a real person rather than a myth.

[graff1980]

I doubt any man is a true christian. There are to many contradictions in christianity. The ten commandent are supppoesd to be absolute but god (according to the bible voilated many of them, and had Joshua voilate them.
Thou shalt not covet, and thou shalt not kill thou shalt not steal
He sent them out to kill the people of jericho for their land.

[miata]

God and Bush are killing machines. They both may even worship the ghost of Hitler

[Choobus]

Welcome again Brother Mark Burton.

Jesus is pleased with the intellectual lashing you dished out to these heathens, but JEsus is also angry for you have sinned. You have taken the name of God in vain by proclaiming his responsibility for natural disasters for which he was planning to blame nature., and thus you have also commited the sin of bearing false witness (and against the Lord! double whammy). do not compount this henious act by commiting the sin of presumption, for in his majestic grace god will not forgive you.

also, suck my hairy ballsack you silly silly Christian (figuratively)

[Eva]

chub: shave.......not as nasty...

[miata]

Greetings! in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ who is God Almighty. Grace, mercy, and peace from God our Father and Jesus Christ our Lord.

Fools! Devils! Servants of Satan! George Bush is not a christian but he is another republican hypocrite leading a hypocritical nation that is modern day babylon or Rome which is witnessesing first hand the judgement of Almighty God rock this nation.

As you have witnessed in New Orleans, overseas, and other places, the Lord God Almighty is the one that has hit those cities with his terrible fury because of your disobedience unto his divine law.

If you fools do not repent and obey the word of God Almighty then eternal hell you all will go.

Brother Mark Burton
I had rather go to hell than be with a bunch of Christians for eternity. Having to debate them is painful enough.

[GodlessHeathen]

God didn't do anything to New Orleans. It was a hurricane. We have scientific explanations for those, so we don't need to blame them on an invisible sky daddy anymore. . .well, at least those of us who live in the 21st century don't.

[Tenspace]

Just look at what God did in New Orleans and fear before you go to hell.

Brother Mark Burton
Yeah, Brother Mark, I guess God sure hates poor black people, since they suffered the most, right?

Tread lightly, dear brother, for you are on the edge of the abyss called Hypocrisy.

[miata]

Just look at what God did in New Orleans and fear before you go to hell.

Brother Mark Burton
Yeah, Brother Mark, I guess God sure hates poor black people, since they suffered the most, right?

Tread lightly, dear brother, for you are on the edge of the abyss called Hypocrisy.
It seems if there was some God who says he is love that the debate of his relationship to us would not be up for debate.

If I was a God you would know it, no one would doubt it. As you read my words if God has a computer he could join in. What the hell else would he be doing?
He lives in the sky above a flat Earth that is the center of our universe and he is a killing machine. If he would show us a Bible that had any form of sanity it might be as much fun as "Jack And The Beanstalk," which is also a true story that Mel Gibson should turn into a movie.
If there is or was a God he is smarter than the primitive Ghost in the bible .

[calpurnpiso]

Greetings! in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ who is God Almighty. Grace, mercy, and peace from God our Father and Jesus Christ our Lord.

Fools! Devils! Servants of Satan! George Bush is not a christian but he is another republican hypocrite leading a hypocritical nation that is modern day babylon or Rome which is witnessesing first hand the judgement of Almighty God rock this nation.

As you have witnessed in New Orleans, overseas, and other places, the Lord God Almighty is the one that has hit those cities with his terrible fury because of your disobedience unto his divine law.

If you fools do not repent and obey the word of God Almighty then eternal hell you all will go.

Brother Mark Burton
:lol::lol::lol:...I see you still have not attended the neurological evaluation I suggested. You have been plagued by delusions again. Christ-psychosis is a devastating mental illness. Hmmm... Hmmm....you are a beliver in jesus aren't you?......why don't you go see Him?, after all, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS SINFUL PLANET? Don't you think you'll be better off in the eternal heaven PROMISED by Jesus?..or perhaps you DEEP inside do not believe he is real? Why to be afraid of DEATH and avoing traveling to Iraq and WITNESS to those impious, sinners?..They NEED you more than we do...or are you a COWARD?.......hmmm...but with your statement I do see some signs of Christ-psychosis hypocresy attached to the innate cowardness people suffering from this neurological disorder usually have.

Can you imagine?....ingest some cyanide sacraments relax, open the babble read it, pray and pray...then your eternal soul will leave the temple of perdition that you so detest and two border angels will come to greet you with biblical quotes then each one whispering in your ethereal ears the following sentence: "praise the lord for jesus trul;y saves", one billion, five hundred million three hundred and fifty two thousand times....and you saying with your ethereal mouth: OHHHH yes,,Ohhh Yes,,,,"Praise him and tell me more"...then the Angels waiting until they are finish with their greeting so they can repeat this sentence in tongues this time, another two billion times!....AHHH this can be so much fun and praying and praying, and ejoying salvation by merely looking at Christ without fleshy eyes but ethereal ones while he recited the hidded texts not included in the babble for 553,000 heaven years....

.AHHH, I bet you can't hardly wait, while we atheist just die, cease to exist returning to the basice elements we came from...This thought must be so awful for you to have...so WHY wait?. Earth is soooo sinful and nothing makes sense, specially with Armageddon approaching in the form of Hurricanes, huge storms, tsunamies, earthquakes...then with the one mile comet approaching.....at least you are possesor of the "Truth" of Christ, so I would not wait if i were you.....a believer like you, if you are really a Christian believer, ought to follow in the footsteps of true believers like Jones, Koresh and Doe which have been listening to the awesome Greetings of jesus' angels in heaven where all things are possible in the grace of jesus. Hurry, do not wait for this planet is an abomination in sin.........:)

[miata]

Greetings! in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ who is God Almighty. Grace, mercy,and peace from God our Father and Jesus Christ our Lord.

Repent ye fools, for the black white man are both children of satan who need to surrender unto the Almighty Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ before they both end up in the fires of hell for eternity.

Brother Mark Burton
http://www.truthofGod.com
What a truck load this is. I need some for my roses next Spring; do they deliver?

[calpurnpiso]

REPENT YE FOOLS AND OBEY THE WORD OF GOD

Brother Mark Burton
I see OCD manifesting itself in Christ-psychosis! Please go see a neurologist that can help you, for this forum's is called RAVING ATHEIST and not RAVING CHRIST-PSYCHOTIC....you'll get FINALLY the salvation you so desperately seek...:)

[miata]

REPENT YE FOOLS AND OBEY THE WORD OF GOD

Brother Mark Burton
I see OCD manifesting itself in Christ-psychosis! Please go see a neurologist that can help you, for this forum's is called RAVING ATHEIST and not RAVING CHRIST-PSYCHOTIC....you'll get FINALLY the salvation you so desperately seek...:)
Cal, I think this has to be the poster child for Christ-psychosis. I wonder if he would send us a Photo for a poster or T-shirt ???

[miata]

REPENT YE FOOLS AND OBEY THE WORD OF GOD

Brother Mark Burton
You have won the contest for the poster child for the Christ-insanity . Would you like to have a poster and a t-shirt posted, so people can down load and do iron on decals???

What meds are you not taking??

[miata]

FOOL! REPENT YE FOOL OR HELL YE ARE GOING FOR ETERNITY.

AND OBEY THE BIBLE BEFORE YE CERTAINLY BUST HELL WIDE OPEN

Brother Mark Burton
http://www.truthofGod.com
Listen PUSSY. You would not call me names if you knew me. You would be on your knees to me. You would be begging to kiss my Chocolate fudge factory. I am a very very sweet person.

[calpurnpiso]

MIATA TRULY YOU ARE AN AGENT OF HELL AND OF SATAN THAT IF YE DO NOT REPENT AND OBEY THE BIBLE OF MY LORD AND GOD JESUS CHRIST THEN YE ARE GOING TO BUST HELL WIDE OPEN ALONG WITH YOUR ATHEISTIC BUDDIES ON THIS FORUM WHO HAVE THE SPIRIT OF SATAN WITHIN THEM.

REPENT FOOL OR HELL YE ARE GOING.

Brother Mark Burton
http://www.truthofGod.com
Hey servant of penis-Christ.
Here is the FORUM you belong in. You'll be with your PEERS, and they'd lsten to your delusions, since they all have the same neurological disorder..I know you'll be very happy there...good luck and enjoy....:)

http://foolmoon.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/276405/Main/273833/

[miata]

I know Jesus better than you, we had gay sex in New Orleans. I gave him all my love and now he never calls. Where do you think all that hot air came from, Jesus farted and out came Katrina and then he farted again and out came Rita? Where did you get your hot air, did jesus blow you too???????? I had a Bible and used it as toilet paper, I have to skip most of Matthew because it gave me the red ass. You also give me the red ass.

[Another brick in the wall]

You are danger of hellfire as well because you keep calling people fools.

[Tenspace]

MIATA TRULY YOU ARE AN AGENT OF HELL AND OF SATAN THAT IF YE DO NOT REPENT AND OBEY THE BIBLE OF MY LORD AND GOD JESUS CHRIST THEN YE ARE GOING TO BUST HELL WIDE OPEN ALONG WITH YOUR ATHEISTIC BUDDIES ON THIS FORUM WHO HAVE THE SPIRIT OF SATAN WITHIN THEM.

REPENT FOOL OR HELL YE ARE GOING.

Brother Mark Burton
http://www.truthofGod.com
Did you feel the same way when Miata was in Iraq defending your freedom?

Until you can learn to properly form sentences - sentences made of worthwhile discussions, and not your ALL CAPS HATRED, then maybe you should go away. We like to talk to people; we do not like to be shouted at. Would you act this way in a grocery store? You'd probably get kicked out. Have some respect for your fellow man. If you can't say something worthwhile, then don't say anything. Didn't your momma teach you that?

[miata]

FOOLS! REPENT YE FOOL OR HELL YE ARE GOING FOR ETERNITY.

Brother Mark Burton
Jesus said, "Judge not that ye be not judged, yee pussy", then he went into the garden and to play with his merry men and their members were great, and he yelled out ol Lord my hinny is yours. The Lord "said bend over my son and I will give you my beef master and ye shall rejoice in the Lord for ever".

[Another brick in the wall]

Congratulations. You've just won the Brick Award for most annoying theist.

http://ravingatheist.com/forum/img/uploads/989253093.jpg

[Another brick in the wall]

The US isn't nearly as hypocritical as the Bible. Maybe the Holy Ghost can run a spell check for you.

[Another brick in the wall]

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/quran/cruelty/long.html

5: The Table Spread

Those who deny Islam will be losers in the Hereafter. 5:5

Disbelievers are the rightful owners of Hell. 5:10

Those who make war with Allah and his messenger will be killed or crucified, or have their hands and feet on alternate sides cut off, or will be expelled out of the land. That is how they will be treated in this world, and in the next they will have an awful doom. 5:33

Disbelievers will have a painful doom. 5:36

Disbelievers will want to come out of the Fire, but will not. Their will be a lasting doom. 5:37

Cut off the hands of thieves. It is an exemplary punishment from Allah. 5:38

Allah makes some people sin. He will not cleanse their hearts. They will have ignominy in this world, and in the Hereafter an awful doom. 5:41

Life for life, eye for eye, nose for nose, ear for ear, and tooth for tooth. Non-muslims are wrong doers. 5:45

Christians will be burned in the Fire. 5:72

Christians are wrong about the Trinity. For that they will have a painful doom. 5:73

Disbelievers will be owners of hell-fire. 5:86

[miata]

Repent Ye Fools Or Hell Ye Are Going For Eternity
3) Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven. For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst. (Matthew 18:19-20 NAS)

I think more than 2 of us think you are in a rubber room or should be.

[miata]

REPENT YE FOOLS AND OBEY THE BIBLE OR HELL YE ARE GOING FOR ETERNITY.

Brother Mark Burton
OK we need to block you so we'll need to join in. You are not saying anything; Jesus sucks.

[Another brick in the wall]

Are you just a glutton for punishment? I'm totally kicking your ass. You might want to use the copy/paste feature. It will save you the work of having to type the same thing over and over.

[miata]

Are you just a glutton for punishment? I'm totally kicking your ass. You might want to use the copy/paste feature. It will save you the work of having to type the same thing over and over.
I have sent in a report. Will you join me, this is an insane person?

[Another brick in the wall]

http://ravingatheist.com/forum/img/uploads/329170495.jpg

[Another brick in the wall]

I'm having fun. I hope this exchange will serve as a lesson to posterity.

[Another brick in the wall]

With any luck, I'll break 1000 posts today. Thank you, Servant!

[Another brick in the wall]

Subject, verb, object. It's not really that hard. Is English your first language?

[Daniel]

Repent Ye Fools And Obey The Bible Or Hell Ye Are Going For Eternity
Maybe it's a riddle.

[miata]

How hard is it to block this guy? He is having fun but he makes Christians look even more foolish. Perhaps that is his goal.

[miata]

Fool! Obey The Bible Or Hell Ye Are Going For Eternity
I can't understand why you have not been blocked. It seems you have been blocked from other sites.

[Another brick in the wall]

Ooh! A little variety this time. The funny squiggly things on the buttons in front of you are called "letters." Combine them together to form interesting new words!

[miata]

He is insane and I am going to ignore him until he is blocked.

[Another brick in the wall]

www.thepaincomics.com
http://ravingatheist.com/forum/img/uploads/Asshole%2520Nation.jpg

[miata]

Repent Ye Fools And Obey The Bible Or Hell Ye Are Going For Eternity
How gay are you???