Nun wasters.

[James]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/4155422.stm

Why doesn't anyone see nuns (and monks e.t.c) to be the stupid good-for-nothing wasters that they are. I see nothing between them and a tramp, except the tramp will have to put up with a night on the streets...

[Philboid Studge]

Hey, there are certainly monks who are good-for-somthing (http://www.brewlikeamonk.com/trappists/index.php)
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[James]

Probably tastes like semen anyway...

Well, they have to store it up somewhere.