These people are trying to shut down my church.

[miata]

People called Landover Baptist shutdown are trying to shut down my church.
Please help me save my beloved church Landover. I love this church.

[GodlessHeathen]

Don't worry - others have tried and failed. It's called free speech. Maybe the people who hate it so much that they are trying to shut it down are doing so because they've touched a nerve with the fundies.

[miata]

Landover is parody and I love the site but why Christians want to take over the world. Do they want Jihad with other people of faith?

Why do Christians hate non Christians? Why do they hate Gays and people of color? Then I think it over and I know that I have begun to hate some of them also.

Where does it end???

[Sir Sin-O-Lot]

They're just perpetually pissy, that's all.

[Jennifer]

We will start a group called the Landover Baptist Shutdown Shutdown

[Tenspace]

These are the dangerous ones, our most fervent enemy:

The Center for Reclaiming America (http://www.reclaimamerica.org/):

The CENTER FOR RECLAIMING AMERICA was founded in 1996 by Dr. D. James Kennedy, as an outreach of Coral Ridge Ministries for the purpose of mobilizing America’s Christians at the grassroots level. In July 2004, the CENTER introduced Dr. Gary Cass, a former Salt & Light Award winner, as its new Executive Director. As an ordained minister and former elected school board member, Gary brings a wealth of ministerial experience and political knowledge to the CENTER.

Since its founding, the CENTER has established a nationwide e-mail network of more than 500,000 concerned Christians. The CENTER provides non-partisan, non-denominational information, training, and support; enabling those interested to positively affect the culture and renew the vision of our Founding Fathers.

As a means to accomplish this mission, the CENTER focuses on five key fronts of the modern-day culture war: (1) Religious Liberties, (2) the Sanctity of Life, (3) the Homosexual Agenda, (4) Pornography, and (5) Promoting Creationism

I suggest you go visit now and feel the hatred. Scary, scary people.

Tenspace

[Tenspace]

The more I look at that site, the more it angers me. They are willfully lying and misleading the public. Isn't that against the law?

Continue talking about them here (http://ravingatheist.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=36829#p36829).

Ten

[miata]

The more I look at that site, the more it angers me. They are willfully lying and misleading the public. Isn't that against the law?

Continue talking about them here (http://ravingatheist.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=36829#p36829).

Ten
I think the religious right is winning.

[ghoulslime]

Hey, it's their Internet! :lol:

Jim Carlson, you are a fucking dork! I masturbate in your god's face! :lol:


http://objective.jesussave.us/shutdown.html


OBJECTIVE: Landover Baptist Shutdown
By Jim Carlson and OBJECTIVE: Ministries staff

http://ravingatheist.com/forum/img/uploads/jcarlson.jpg

Our Purpose:

The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation [ref. 1, 2, 3] - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse.
“It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists but by Christians, not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ.”
- Patrick Henry, American Patriot
“Done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the States present the Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord [i.e. Jesus Christ] one thousand seven hundred and Eighty seven and of the Independence of the United States of America the Twelfth In Witness whereof We have hereunto subscribed our Names...”
- Article VII, US Constitution

For this reason, this website was created to try and stop one of the more vile and dangerous misuses of the Internet: using it to mock Our Lord Jesus Christ, His teachings, and His followers. And one site in particular stands out in need of stoppage: Landover Baptist.
Link to Landover Baptist website
WARNING: Should not be viewed by anyone under 21

Landover Baptist claims to be a church. Moreover, they claim to be the only church in America that understands the Bible! In fact, neither is true.

Landover Baptist is a fraud. A joke. Their true purpose is not to spread the Gospel of our Lord, but to trick people - especially those who have not received the Word and Salvation or have been programmed by secular culture to distrust Christianity - into believing that Christianity is evil and rejecting it.

For this blasphemous atrocity, the Landover Baptist website must be removed from our Internet.

[ghoulslime]

Holy shit! These insane motherfuckers have a rebuild Noah's ark project too.

http://www.godsark.org/

[miata]

We will start a group called the Landover Baptist Shutdown Shutdown
I like this idea but they have a lot threats and lawyers to deal with. Be ye not afeared.

BTW, please help me with my spelling, I have a manual computer and some of the keys stick when the ink ribbon gets old.

[calpurnpiso]

Holy shit! These insane motherfuckers have a rebuild Noah's ark project too.

http://www.godsark.org/
LOL...Well, leave it to the Christ-psychotic Minister!....They are brilliant!..So much ignorant people in this USA, so little time!

So, let them keep giving their money to support delusions and become indigent. They deserve it!!. The Catholic at the Vatican, the holders of the Christian patent, has been selling delusions for over 1700 years!......it is a good business. It is not unlike selling lots in MArs.....:)

[Evil_Mage_Ra]

Holy shit! These insane motherfuckers have a rebuild Noah's ark project too.

http://www.godsark.org/
Apparently, it's just a building modeled after the Ark, not a sea-worthy vessel. I took a look at the concept design. It looks like it'd be a pretty bitchin' summer resort if it weren't for all that Jesus stuff.

[miata]

The problem is there is a shit load of cash in Jesus. If you don't love Jesus you can't milk the cash cow. Atheist being honest about the Jesus dodo just get labeled as Devils and evil doers as W calls em. I was told by a Minister who offered me a little book about getting saved that I would burn in HELL for refusing his material.

Someone needs to get W a few lines so he can get off the Jesus Juice.

[UnknownUser]

Holy shit! These insane motherfuckers have a rebuild Noah's ark project too.

http://www.godsark.org/
Apparently, it's just a building modeled after the Ark, not a sea-worthy vessel. I took a look at the concept design. It looks like it'd be a pretty bitchin' summer resort if it weren't for all that Jesus stuff.
Well let them build the Ark, then we can ship all the christinas out to sea and finaly get somthing done in this world with out all this kow-towing to a 'god'.....

[miata]

Does anyone know that the "Dead Wrong" program will be on CNN today at 8 PM eastern.?

[Atheist@Umich]

Tonight 8 PM EST

http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/presents/

[miata]

The CNN special on this war is called "Dead Wrong" and will be shown tonight at 10 eastern.

About Landover if they shut it down we may be next because we are more critical of religion and politics than a parody site poking fun. We are trying to be blunt on most serious points. Freedom of speech is at risk here or the villian is a bunch of ingnorant Christians.

[ghoulslime]

The CNN special on this war is called "Dead Wrong" and will be shown tonight at 10 eastern.

About Landover if they shut it down we may be next because we are more critical of religion and politics than a parody site poking fun. We are trying to be blunt on most serious points. Freedom of speech is at risk here or the villian is a bunch of ingnorant Christians.
Ghoulslime digs out his weapons cache at that point. :mad:

[miata]

We may have already lost this war as we are a minority. Jesus like OBL is rich loves to kill infidels.

[UnknownUser]

No wories miata we could just run circles arround them with logic and ghoulslime's poetry :D...

[miata]

The sad thing is religion knows no logic. It's like the living dead or Vampires. I love to read the obits when they say some loving turd has gone on to meet Jesus. I know this is cold but what's warm about allowing those shits to take over the world with a sign of a man nailed to to pieces of wood. They want us to burn in hell, push fu*k*** Jesus up our rectums and allow priest to rape our children while they sing songs of love while most if not all would kill a person for being gay.

We need to stand up and say no to Jesus and his ahole daddy. Lord protect us from you followers and burn in the HELL you create. FU in Jesus Name we pray, amen.

[Atheist@Umich]

I love how when you narrowly avoid an accident, or anything bad, people say "Thank god!"

Then, when that accident happens and people die they never say "Fuck you god!"

Problem of evil in the world? This never crosses a theists mind.

"God works in mysterious ways" - Yeah, nice way to use your head there, buddy.

[miata]

HW Bush said: No, I don't know that Atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God.

[Brother Eno]

Friends, Good news!

There is no need to worry about Jim Carlson. I'm afraid the poor fellow met with an accident quite some time ago.

You may read all about it here:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=4849&view=findpost&p=64603
Excerpt:
Friends, for years a poor misguided fool named Jim Carlson had a website professing that we were not a 'REAL" church and trying to have us removed from the GODLY INTERNET.

He made many serious and FALSE allegations, some of which have been picked up recently by imposters to our site such as 'Evanescense' and 'Princess Serenity', both of whom have been banned for spreading lies about us.

I reported almost a year ago on the unfortunate demise of Mr. Carlson. After he ignored several cease-and-desist letters from our attorneys he was hit by a runaway truck on the sidewalk outside of his home as he was taking his evening stroll to the corner liquor store. Sadly, the driver didn't stop and was never identified, but I needen't repeat the entire story here nor post the gruesome pictures of Mr. Carlson's mangled remains. Suffice it to say GOD meted out the appropriate punishment in His own time...
Yours in Christ,
Eno

[miata]

Friends, Good news!

There is no need to worry about Jim Carlson. I'm afraid the poor fellow met with an accident quite some time ago.

You may read all about it here:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=4849&view=findpost&p=64603
Excerpt:
Friends, for years a poor misguided fool named Jim Carlson had a website professing that we were not a 'REAL" church and trying to have us removed from the GODLY INTERNET.

He made many serious and FALSE allegations, some of which have been picked up recently by imposters to our site such as 'Evanescense' and 'Princess Serenity', both of whom have been banned for spreading lies about us.

I reported almost a year ago on the unfortunate demise of Mr. Carlson. After he ignored several cease-and-desist letters from our attorneys he was hit by a runaway truck on the sidewalk outside of his home as he was taking his evening stroll to the corner liquor store. Sadly, the driver didn't stop and was never identified, but I needen't repeat the entire story here nor post the gruesome pictures of Mr. Carlson's mangled remains. Suffice it to say GOD meted out the appropriate punishment in His own time...
Yours in Christ,
Eno
As an online member, I am sure Mr. Carlson will remain on our prayer list.