I feel like I just found the Queen's hive...

[Tenspace]

... I don't know if I should even share this link. It is very much like a nasty accident; I sit gawking open-mouthed at my monitor, not believing what I'm seeing. All the super crazy fundies that we make fun of? Yep. They'd be here, every one of them , hastening the end of the world.

I'd rather have stumbled across a site for Hairy Gay Nazi Bear Amputees having stump sex with the neckholes of decapitated vacuum cleaner salesmen.

Yes, I know that's the sickest thing I've ever written, but this site is that bad.

Ugh. I feel sick.

[ghoulslime]

... I don't know if I should even share this link. It is very much like a nasty accident; I sit gawking open-mouthed at my monitor, not believing what I'm seeing. All the super crazy fundies that we make fun of? Yep. They'd be here, every one of them , hastening the end of the world.

I'd rather have stumbled across a site for Hairy Gay Nazi Bear Amputees having stump sex with the neckholes of decapitated vacuum cleaner salesmen.

Yes, I know that's the sickest thing I've ever written, but this site is that bad.

Ugh. I feel sick.
Cough it up, biatch! :mad:

[Tenspace]

Norma: "Yes, it only takes one atheist to cause trouble for everybody. I have never been able to understand why Christians don't come out fighting! It's great to wonder about other people and what makes them tick, isn't it."

Christina: "Us Christians have become very quite and nice about anti-God laws being passed and desecions being made. Mybe it is time we stop being so quite and let the people we voted in Know that US Chrisitans have a voice too not just teh anti-war protesters. As tehy say the squeeky wheel gets the oil."

Padd: " It never ceases to amaze me that any thinking person can cling to the theory of evolution with all the evidence of divine inspiration before them."

Christina: "Oh ya This nation was formed under GOD ... meaning CHRISTIAN... go back to school and re learn history it was becuase of the atheist ( teh devils little helpers) that God has been slowly removed from our country."

Martin: "God himself appointted Mr bush along with all the goverments on earth.He Knows the hearth of every Nations' people. And he open and closes doors for all those that he pleased to do it. After all He is God"

Martin: "when the mark of the beast you dear friend should do what your hearth tells you to do. As for me and the Body of Christ will go up in the Rapture to meet our Lord Jesus. See Ya! You going to be crying to the Lord I was A holy Remember I never give my life to protect the inocent."

[Atheist@Umich]

I suppose if one of them saw THIS site they would have the same reaction as you.

With one notable difference.... we can spell =)

[Tenspace]

LOL. How true.

Here's another:

Rhonna: "Something wierd happened to me last night. I went to bed and at 12:30 a.m. kind of woke up, this is so hard to explain, I woke up feeling like I was being shaken to death (I have no neurological or seizure disorders). In my mind's eye I went into my prayer closet (which is actually a closet) and called on the name of Jesus to help me. Then I woke up screaming for this 'thing' for lack of a better word to get off of me. It was terrifying. But after I called on Jesus whatever was going on left and here I am wondering if I am crazy. "

[Tenspace]

Esther: "A rebellious teen ager who lived at my house for awhile moved out. This person listened to rock music and perhaps participated in other things they shouldn't have. Any way, they moved out and I decided to change bedrooms and use their old bedroom instead of my usual bedroom. I woke up one night sure that someone (something?) was trying to choke me to death. I fought it off, and it left. Nothing else like that ever happened again. I think it was probably a demon attracted to that room by the previous activities there. I think it realized that there had been a change of ownership and it was not welcome, and it left. I did make sure I got rid of any left over belongings that the other person had left behind in the room."

[Tenspace]

Cough it up, biatch! :mad:
Okay, I've had my fun. Now you can too:

It's the Left Behind Prophecy Club (http://forums.prospero.com/lb-prophecyclub)!

Woo hoo!

[Tenspace]

Something tells me they're about to learn of our site. ;)

I wonder what their mods are like. Not as cool as Eva.

[Tenspace]

One more for tonite:

Norma: "There have always been earthquakes. The plate tectonic recycling must take place for the balance of things on earth. However, earthquakes are becoming more numerous, which I liken to the birthpains as described by Jesus."

:D

[GodlessHeathen]

Cripes. I'm pretty sure I can't take that much ignorance at one time. My head will explode.

My confession for the night: I've read all of those books. Every single one of them. :(

[Sir Sin-O-Lot]

Oh, God, my eyes, my eyes!!! *poors bleach on them* Ahhh!!!

[calpurnpiso]

... I don't know if I should even share this link. It is very much like a nasty accident; I sit gawking open-mouthed at my monitor, not believing what I'm seeing. All the super crazy fundies that we make fun of? Yep. They'd be here, every one of them , hastening the end of the world.

I'd rather have stumbled across a site for Hairy Gay Nazi Bear Amputees having stump sex with the neckholes of decapitated vacuum cleaner salesmen.

Yes, I know that's the sickest thing I've ever written, but this site is that bad.

Ugh. I feel sick.
Hmmm...do you want to see it for real? just go to the neurological ward of the mayo Clinic and watch the patients socialize.It is quite amusing, if it wasn't so sad, listening to these people talk about things that their brains accept as quite true but the mentally healthy ( atheists) know to be delusions. It is amazing how these groups resemble each other in their belief systems. The difference is, one group (on the outside) is viewed as mentally healthy but with sanctioned delusions filled Christianity and the other group as schizophrenia temporal lobe epilepsy sufferers ( on the inside)...

All of them are nuts, and not many seem to notice....:)

[Atheist@Umich]

One of us should invite some theists over to our forum, the argument over there with servant is getting rather bland. (I'm up for it, sound good to you?)

[Jennifer]

Are you guys registering and posting over there or just reading?

[Switch25]

One of us should invite some theists over to our forum, the argument over there with servant is getting rather bland. (I'm up for it, sound good to you?)
What happened to the old days where we would bring complete and utter destruction upon theist arguments and they would run away with their tale between their legs? Servent just keeps the bullshit comin' and we just keep shooting it down like it was nothing. I've got to admit- he's very persistent. Dumb. But persistent.

[Eva]

please oh please, stop posting this!
i'll close this topic if you don't stop!!
wait I CAN'T SEEEEE!!!! MY EYES!!!!!! (not bleach)
ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!
kajsffaHDIj[kadoaHD]dk-238493 ,AKDJafhf

(told you my eyes were hurting- can't even type)

[Atheist@Umich]

Are you guys registering and posting over there or just reading?
No way, if I'm not mistaken it takes money to sign up.

[Jennifer]

Really, now i'm intrigued. What do you think my screen name should be?

[Tenspace]

Really, now i'm intrigued. What do you think my screen name should be?
How 'bout "JesusBetweenMyLegs"

:D

[Jennifer]

Really, now i'm intrigued. What do you think my screen name should be?
How 'bout "JesusBetweenMyLegs"
:D
Somehow, I think they might frown on that. Still I'm wondering how good of an actress I am. Can a girl with no religious upbringing fake it with Christians?

[ghoulslime]

Really, now i'm intrigued. What do you think my screen name should be?
How 'bout "JesusBetweenMyLegs"
:D
Somehow, I think they might frown on that. Still I'm wondering how good of an actress I am. Can a girl with no religious upbringing fake it with Christians?
Sure, why not? Christians don't know a real orgasm from a fake one. :D

[Philboid Studge]

How 'bout "Knee-pads for Jesus"? This suggests fellatio of course but it also invokes kneelin' & prayin'...

[Jennifer]

That's it, I need something on the edge. Heady for Christ. Satan sucks. I'll think on it.

[Tenspace]

I'm sorry, Eva, but you'll have to close this thread to stop me. There's just too much unbelievable "truth" to be found there. We must inform the world about their sinister plans.

These folks are seriously fucked up! What, for example, does "Craig" daydream about:

What will happen to people who hurt animals in this period of time now ? Will animals be taking away from them ? And what about people who don't like animals, will some people be forced to see them ? I do know that there will be no veterinarys to do pregnancy testing to cows and horses by shoving there hand and arm up the animals ass, with a gloved hand. And thay use a rectal probe by shoving it up the bull's ass, and eletroejaculation his rectum. And in a mare thay insert a ultrasound rectal probe up the mare's rectum to see if she will bring forth a fole.Will all these things stop when the LORD comes.

Wonder if he was raised on a farm. ;)

[Tenspace]

Really, now i'm intrigued. What do you think my screen name should be?
How 'bout "JesusBetweenMyLegs"
:D
Somehow, I think they might frown on that. Still I'm wondering how good of an actress I am. Can a girl with no religious upbringing fake it with Christians?
We are here to support you, sister! Teh evil athiests won't win your soul. I will fihgt them for Jesus!

Just make sure to mispell atheist and other stuf, and have a good story ready to go. You'll be fine.

If you have a paypal account, I'll put $5 toward the $20 membership. :)

Ten

[Jennifer]

If you have a paypal account, I'll put $5 toward the $20 membership. :)
Ten
No, I just need coaching. Godless has read the books, that's good because I started one and could not finish it. Tonight while I am sleeping I will ask Satan to help me pick out a name.

[Eva]

as Ten said, remember to misspell....athIest, in particular.....

hey, look at my sig!

[GodlessHeathen]

I don't know how much discussion of the actual books goes on there, but a quick overview:

Good: "Tribulation Force", consisting of Rayford, Chloe, Buck, and others (minor characters).
Bad: "Global Community", led by the Antichrist, a guy named Nicolae Carpathia.

That's the gist of it.

[Tenspace]

If you have a paypal account, I'll put $5 toward the $20 membership. :)
Ten
No, I just need coaching. Godless has read the books, that's good because I started one and could not finish it. Tonight while I am sleeping I will ask Satan to help me pick out a name.
Maybe you can come across as an apologetic who secretly believes in the end-times; that will excuse the fact that you're articulate and well-read. And you could get all emotional (lots of CAPS and !!!!!!!) when you talk of Jesus.

Just spend a half hour reading their insanity, and you'll get the idea. I like "338828 Craig-1" - not only is his name cryptic to the point of insanity, but he says things like, " I have extream hatred of the transistor !!!!!!! " and "Dear Grandpa Terry; I thank you for your reply, your reply warmed my hart and gave me peace. I never thort of EMP (Electro Magnetic Pulse) could destroy solid state, this may be the way the LORD my take out solid state. All that will be left is unworkable junk, just monuments to a once ruled technology."

Ten

[TheSnake]

Just spend a half hour reading their insanity, and you'll get the idea. I like "338828 Craig-1" - not only is his name cryptic to the point of insanity, but he says things like, " I have extream hatred of the transistor !!!!!!! " and "Dear Grandpa Terry; I thank you for your reply, your reply warmed my hart and gave me peace. I never thort of EMP (Electro Magnetic Pulse) could destroy solid state, this may be the way the LORD my take out solid state. All that will be left is unworkable junk, just monuments to a once ruled technology."
Ah, so that's how the end of the world will come. God will nuke Earth and the EMP will destroy all transistors.

[oliverwxyz]

I just looked at a thrad about Jesus' resurrection, which claims among other things

For three days and three nights Jesus lays in the tomb, according to the sign of Jonah...

No, he didn't. Friday afternoon to Sunday morning is not 3 days and 3 nights.

Oliver

[vsxd903s]

These people are seriously f---ed up. And stupid. Damn!! I can't help but laugh at the typing. I'd love to see these people in a spelling contest.

[vsxd903s]

If you have a paypal account, I'll put $5 toward the $20 membership. :)
Ten
No, I just need coaching. Godless has read the books, that's good because I started one and could not finish it. Tonight while I am sleeping I will ask Satan to help me pick out a name.
Jennifer, if you do this, please let us know what your name is. I would love to follow the threads.

[miata]

... I don't know if I should even share this link. It is very much like a nasty accident; I sit gawking open-mouthed at my monitor, not believing what I'm seeing. All the super crazy fundies that we make fun of? Yep. They'd be here, every one of them , hastening the end of the world.

I'd rather have stumbled across a site for Hairy Gay Nazi Bear Amputees having stump sex with the neckholes of decapitated vacuum cleaner salesmen.

Yes, I know that's the sickest thing I've ever written, but this site is that bad.

Ugh. I feel sick.
What link?

[Switch25]

You know what would suck- you paid the twenty dollars to post against their arguments and they kicked you out and deleted your post (which would probaby happen). I think the reason their so stupid is because their aren't too many atheists who are willing to pay twenty dollars to debate them, so their ignorance grows bacause they have no "Committee for Stopping Stupid and Ignorant Theists From Posting Retarded Shit" (the CSSITPRS) or atheists as some would call them. By the way, if anyone is going to post over there try to lure some over here.