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Tenspace
09-22-2005, 11:04 PM
Greetings! in the name of the Prophet Mohammed and Allah who is God Almighty. Grace, mercy, and peace from Allah our Father and Mohammed our Lord.
http://www.truthofGod.com
Mosque website
Brother Ahmed Kalililililili Brgasggh
Sounds about the same as brother Mark, eh? ;)
servant, take this as a warning. stop your senseless and repetitive posting and try to engage your fellow posters in some kind of meaningful discussion or you will be banned.
Marquis de Sade
09-23-2005, 05:22 AM
Repend ye servant of the devil Jehovah, for Lucifer is the true lord.
Choobus
09-23-2005, 06:04 AM
Repent servent, or suffer the wrath of Eva! (yikes, she's real....)
Philboid Studge
09-23-2005, 03:17 PM
Busty Hell? Eva, are you gonna take that crap from God Boy?
Another brick in the wall
09-23-2005, 03:20 PM
Ahoy, Servant! Waste not ye breath with idle threats. Perhaps ye might try to establish the truth of the Bible. So saith Captain Brick. Yaaaarrrghhh!!!!
Choobus
09-23-2005, 03:21 PM
EVA WILL BE ONE OF THE MAIN ONES TO BUSTY HELL WIDE OPEN IN ETERNITY ALONG WITH THE REST OF YE FOOLS.
REPENT YE OF YE SINS BEFORE YE GO TO HELL FOR ETERNITY.
Brother Mark Burton
http://www.truthofGod.com
busty hell? That seems like an oxymoron :D
calpurnpiso
09-23-2005, 03:40 PM
EVA WILL BE ONE OF THE MAIN ONES TO BUSTY HELL WIDE OPEN IN ETERNITY ALONG WITH THE REST OF YE FOOLS.
REPENT YE OF YE SINS BEFORE YE GO TO HELL FOR ETERNITY.
Brother Mark Burton
http://www.truthofGod.com
I see OCD manifesting itself in Christ-psychosis! Please go see a neurologist that can help you, for this forum's is called RAVING ATHEIST and not RAVING CHRIST-PSYCHOTIC....you'll get FINALLY the salvation you so desperately seek...
You're in the WRONG forum, retard......
calpurnpiso
09-23-2005, 03:45 PM
Hey servant of penis-Christ.
Here is the FORUM you belong in. You'll be with your PEERS, and they'd lsten to your delusions, since they all have the same neurological disorder..I know you'll be very happy there...good luck and enjoy..:)
http://foolmoon.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/276405/Main/273833/
Tenspace
09-23-2005, 03:54 PM
Busty Hell? Eva, are you gonna take that crap from God Boy?
I dunno, Busty Hell sounds kinda fun. Imagine a Hell full of Dolly Partons and Anna Nicole Smiths. Very Busty indeed! :D
Eva, do you qualify for Busty Hell?
Red Mage
09-23-2005, 04:34 PM
I'm going to look up this guy's address and put a flaming bag of shit on his doorstep.
Several times.
And scream that I'm doing it.
Even if he's standing at the door.
Another brick in the wall
09-23-2005, 04:47 PM
Don't worry. Just keep kissing Hank's ass, and I'm sure you'll get the money when you leave town.
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Styx/2347/kiss.html
Red Mage
09-23-2005, 04:47 PM
Someone subscribe this guy to about 50 porn sites.
Tenspace
09-23-2005, 04:52 PM
I'm going to look up this guy's address and put a flaming bag of shit on his doorstep.
Several times.
And scream that I'm doing it.
Even if he's standing at the door.
I've started another thread for any info anyone may have on this dangerous man. Don't post his address.... but his boss's phone number is acceptable. :)
Rhinoqulous
09-23-2005, 05:00 PM
Buddha fucking H. Vishnu! Will you just shut the hell up SOG?
Daniel
09-23-2005, 05:16 PM
Busty Hell? Eva, are you gonna take that crap from God Boy?
That's my fantasy, a Busty Hell. With little nipple fountains!
Another brick in the wall
09-23-2005, 05:18 PM
Post something else you goddamn retard!
kmisho
09-23-2005, 05:25 PM
I have an interesting history as a life long atheist (though I did call myself agnostic for a while). I worked for the church for 5 years after studying the pipe organ in college under the major Liturgical Music. So I spent 10 years of my mired in christians and their culture.
One would think that if there was anything to church at all, then it would be almost impossible for me to have been an atheist my entire 5 years as a church musician. If there was any power in the cross, I should no longer be an atheist. If patoral preaching really had any spiritual effect, I should no longer be an atheist.
Notice I am talking about power and not about being convinced. Convincing is the purview of the rationalist, not the revelationist or dogmatist. I am forced to conclude there is NO POWER in churches since I am still an atheist.
Another brick in the wall
09-23-2005, 05:58 PM
http://ravingatheist.com/forum/img/uploads/381868631.jpg
miata
09-23-2005, 06:53 PM
HERE IS MY CONTACT INFORMATION:
BROTHER MARK BURTON
NORTH CAROLINA CENTRAL UNIVERSITY
408 BRANTSTREET APARTMENT 121
DURHAM, NORTH CAROLINA 27707
PHONE NUMBER: (919) 530-4604
EMAIL: MINISTERFORCHRIST@HOTMAIL.COM
JUST BRING IT AND BE PREPARED TO BE SLAPPED OVER BY THE HOLY WORD OF GOD ALMIGHTY.
Brother Mark Burton
Get well soon.
sludge
09-24-2005, 01:09 AM
REPENT YE FOOL OR HELL YE ARE GOING FOR ETERNITY
Brother Mark Burton
I don't see how all this repetitive posting is any different than Choo-Choo posting about wanking all the time. Warped minds think alike I guess. :P
miata
09-24-2005, 02:12 AM
Repent Ye Fools And Obey The Bible Or Hell Ye Are Going For Eternity
You are the fool, you and your fu*king sucking god.
AGENT-ADAIR
09-24-2005, 03:23 AM
Greetings! in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ who is God Almighty. Grace, mercy, and peace from God our Father and Jesus Christ our Lord.
http://www.truthofGod.com
Church website
Brother Mark Burton
Jesus is overrated, i rather like James Randi, he'll be the new lord.
Oh, and your a bitch, your beliefs are false, Jesus was gay, Jesus should have been killed again for being a zombie, and God is an omni-potent ass.
Im saying this safe in my house, over the internet, so im a little bitch in some way, but Jesus Christ, get a life.
AGENT-ADAIR
09-24-2005, 03:24 AM
Repent Ye Fools And Obey The Bible Or Hell Ye Are Going For Eternity
This is a joke account, but it pisses me off still.
:lol:
Ickybod
09-24-2005, 10:06 AM
You can tell a lot about a christian from how they try to convert someone. If they try to convert you through explaining the love of god, then you know that they were brought up being taught the love of god. But if they try to convert you through fear, such as servantofgod, then you know they converted due to fear of hell.
So when you ask "Who's stupid enough to worship god just because someone spews the idea of going to hell otherwise?" Well the answer to that is servantofgod. It worked on him (that's how he became christian) and since that's the only way he knows how to become christian, than that is the only way he can preach to save our souls. Sad, isn't it?
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