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miata
10-06-2005, 08:25 PM
Some fundy sites are asking their members to pray for us and the RA site in general . One said we were damned but that's not the first time I have heard that.
http://www.beliefnet.com/prayer/commemoration.asp?milestoneTypeID=6&milestoneID=49295

raving atheist
Author of the 'Raving Atheist' weblog


RA frequently rails against the faith in a most disturbing manner, usually after extended bouts with second-rate gin, tawdry sex-parties and unfiltered cigarettes held delicately between his feminine fingertips.


Is RA aware that he leads a life that blasphemes the Almighty? Does he not realize he must change his ways or suffer consequences that he cannot imagine? Does he not realize that our Loving God eagerly awaits an opportunity to cast Raving's soul into the Lake of Hellfire for having the gall to be dissin' the Man and His flock? Let us pray for Raving, that he will at least be dissuaded from wreaking further damage upon The Faith. It may be too late to save his soul, but we might bargain that he receive a comfortable condo overlooking Lake Hellfire from which he might spend eternity. No doubt the sex-parties will continue unabated. See the filth firsthand at RA's [weblog].



smoketree -7/14/2003

Rat Bastard
10-06-2005, 08:28 PM
Well, if we are damned by a nonexistent god, then that's OK by me! If we're damned by the xtians, that's OK by me, too, 'cause it's all just a figment, anyway. Wonder where all that prayer that doesn't get used ends up?

baconeatingatheistjew
10-06-2005, 08:40 PM
On PBS tonite. There is a documentary on the Religious Right.

miata
10-06-2005, 09:17 PM
On PBS tonite. There is a documentary on the Religious Right.
what time?

baconeatingatheistjew
10-06-2005, 09:18 PM
It is on now on Buffalo PBS.

miata
10-06-2005, 09:23 PM
It is on now on Buffalo PBS.
My PBS has a civil war special.
Check this site.

http://www.beliefnet.com/prayer/commemoration.asp?milestoneTypeID=6&milestoneID=49295

raving atheist
Author of the 'Raving Atheist' weblog


RA frequently rails against the faith in a most disturbing manner, usually after extended bouts with second-rate gin, tawdry sex-parties and unfiltered cigarettes held delicately between his feminine fingertips.


Is RA aware that he leads a life that blasphemes the Almighty? Does he not realize he must change his ways or suffer consequences that he cannot imagine? Does he not realize that our Loving God eagerly awaits an opportunity to cast Raving's soul into the Lake of Hellfire for having the gall to be dissin' the Man and His flock? Let us pray for Raving, that he will at least be dissuaded from wreaking further damage upon The Faith. It may be too late to save his soul, but we might bargain that he receive a comfortable condo overlooking Lake Hellfire from which he might spend eternity. No doubt the sex-parties will continue unabated. See the filth firsthand at RA's [weblog].

They are asking God to help us.


smoketree -7/14/2003

Ickybod
10-06-2005, 09:57 PM
This is great. Everybody should become an atheist! If god IS real, then we get a free ticket into heaven anyway because we have other people praying FOR us! Clearly they wouldn't be wasting their time begging the lord to forgive us if it wasn't possible. After all, he's all merciful! We can't lose! :D

miata
10-06-2005, 10:01 PM
This is great. Everybody should become an atheist! If god IS real, then we get a free ticket into heaven anyway because we have other people praying FOR us! Clearly they wouldn't be wasting their time begging the lord to forgive us if it wasn't possible. After all, he's all merciful! We can't lose! :D
He is a god of love. The Bible tells me so!!

Jennifer
10-06-2005, 11:04 PM
He is a god of love. The Bible tells me so!!
Its that whole Bibical definition of love that has me worried.

miata
10-06-2005, 11:11 PM
He is a god of love. The Bible tells me so!!
Its that whole Bibical definition of love that has me worried.
Look how the religious right defines war as peace, dirty air and water as clean and so on.

ghoulslime
10-07-2005, 12:48 AM
Some fundy sites are asking their members to pray for us and the RA site in general . One said we were damned but that's not the first time I have heard that.
http://www.beliefnet.com/prayer/commemoration.asp?milestoneTypeID=6&milestoneID=49295

raving atheist
Author of the 'Raving Atheist' weblog


RA frequently rails against the faith in a most disturbing manner, usually after extended bouts with second-rate gin, tawdry sex-parties and unfiltered cigarettes held delicately between his feminine fingertips.


Is RA aware that he leads a life that blasphemes the Almighty? Does he not realize he must change his ways or suffer consequences that he cannot imagine? Does he not realize that our Loving God eagerly awaits an opportunity to cast Raving's soul into the Lake of Hellfire for having the gall to be dissin' the Man and His flock? Let us pray for Raving, that he will at least be dissuaded from wreaking further damage upon The Faith. It may be too late to save his soul, but we might bargain that he receive a comfortable condo overlooking Lake Hellfire from which he might spend eternity. No doubt the sex-parties will continue unabated. See the filth firsthand at RA's [weblog].



smoketree -7/14/2003
About these sex-parties? :/ RA, are you holding out on us, man?

The Kenosha Kid
10-07-2005, 12:56 AM
extended bouts with second-rate gin, tawdry sex-parties and unfiltered cigarettes....

Funny...if I were a Christian on a Christian site and saw that, it would probably be the first step towards my de-conversion. :)

The Kenosha Kid

miata
10-07-2005, 07:17 AM
I would continue to ask god to leave me alone and thank him that I am an atheist, only there is no god.

Rhinoqulous
10-07-2005, 10:43 AM
...extended bouts with second-rate gin...
I find this offensive. I've found only the highest quality of gin when I stop in here for my breakfast martini.

Mmmmmmm... breakfast martini. [/Homer]

Rhinoq

Baphomet
10-07-2005, 11:31 AM
Hahah. Those kwazy christians!

Isn't praying to try to influence us interfering with our freewill?

ghoulslime
10-07-2005, 12:36 PM
Hahah. Those kwazy christians!

Isn't praying to try to influence us interfering with our freewill?
Totally! Everytime I am trying to pull some chick's panties off, I have to fight the holy spirit who is trying to pull them back on! If I didn't have my voodoo dolls to counter it I'd be on the losing side of the battle! :D

miata
10-13-2005, 10:54 PM
Hahah. Those kwazy christians!

Isn't praying to try to influence us interfering with our freewill?
Totally! Everytime I am trying to pull some chick's panties off, I have to fight the holy spirit who is trying to pull them back on! If I didn't have my voodoo dolls to counter it I'd be on the losing side of the battle! :D
Pray that you meet girls who do not wear them, with faith you will be happy if you trust in god. In college I went out with lots of fundy chicks. They tried to save me.

There Is
10-13-2005, 11:55 PM
I say we hope them well. That someday they grow up, and learn to learn to drop their superstitious ideas :) , and join us here in Atheist forums, so that we can all get together at miata's pad, and play some Xbox 360, and eat plenty of nachos. Sure, there can be beer, and head-dresses, and various other pinatas too! At the end of the night, if they wish, they can even hook up with whomever they find attractive. Will it be their first time? Will miata finally find that signifant other that's been eluding on Blind Date all these years? Uh, oh.... somebody's being a Steve Carell Virgin :P

When the party carries over into morning, we can all get together at the local Denny's, and watch the cwazy video outtakes. Who knows, we might even get to make a reality TV show out of it. ;)

GodlessHeathen
10-14-2005, 12:54 AM
I say we hope them well. That someday they grow up, and learn to learn to drop their superstitious ideas :) , and join us here in Atheist forums, so that we can all get together at miata's pad, and play some Xbox 360, and eat plenty of nachos. Sure, there can be beer, and head-dresses, and various other pinatas too! At the end of the night, if they wish, they can even hook up with whomever they find attractive. Will it be their first time? Will miata finally find that signifant other that's been eluding on Blind Date all these years? Uh, oh.... somebody's being a Steve Carell Virgin :P

When the party carries over into morning, we can all get together at the local Denny's, and watch the cwazy video outtakes. Who knows, we might even get to make a reality TV show out of it. ;)
"Atheist Party House"! Great idea! Somebody get Mark Burnett on the phone!

There Is
10-14-2005, 01:09 AM
I say we hope them well. That someday they grow up, and learn to learn to drop their superstitious ideas :) , and join us here in Atheist forums, so that we can all get together at miata's pad, and play some Xbox 360, and eat plenty of nachos. Sure, there can be beer, and head-dresses, and various other pinatas too! At the end of the night, if they wish, they can even hook up with whomever they find attractive. Will it be their first time? Will miata finally find that signifant other that's been eluding on Blind Date all these years? Uh, oh.... somebody's being a Steve Carell Virgin :P

When the party carries over into morning, we can all get together at the local Denny's, and watch the cwazy video outtakes. Who knows, we might even get to make a reality TV show out of it. ;)
"Atheist Party House"! Great idea! Somebody get Mark Burnett on the phone!
Once the first season's done with, we can call up Tom Leykis, and carry the fallout over to VH1, for the latest series the Very Real LIfe + 6 midgets :P

evident_enigma
10-14-2005, 01:23 AM
"Let us pray for Raving, that he will at least be dissuaded from wreaking FURTHER DAMAGE upon The Faith."

We worry them.

Good.

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miata
10-14-2005, 08:05 AM
Most of the fundies girls in college were wild as hell once they get away from their peers. I had many screaming, God I am coming and that was as close to heaven as I'll every want to be. Thank you Jezuzs for the mammories.

There Is
10-14-2005, 08:09 AM
Most of the fundies girls in college were wild as hell once they get away from their peers. I had many screaming, God I am coming and that was as close to heaven as I'll every want to be. Thank you Jezuzs for the mammories.
Hey, hey, hey. :| Save the good stuff for when we're filming. :D Remember, ratings? ;)

miata
10-14-2005, 08:18 AM
Many fundie young women think oral is not a sin, and that may be why they are so good at it.

There Is
10-14-2005, 08:29 AM
Many fundie young women think oral is not a sin, and that mat be why they are so good at it.
It's obvious the hypocrisy of such people is readily exposed. It's interesting that such girls play sexual when they believe no one's looking, yet the moment they're being checked by anyone else religious, they make like nuns. You're lucky they didn't get spotted by fellow cultists, you'd get them crying rape only to save face :rolleyes:

Did you ever mention the hypocrisy of their actions to them?

RenaissanceMan
10-14-2005, 01:36 PM
Huh! RA has a weblog. And here I thought it was just a forum... I confess I was confused to read 'RA' referred to in the second person, but like a good rationalist I waited for more evidence to come along before jumping to any conclusions.

Choobus
10-14-2005, 02:22 PM
Many fundie young women think oral is not a sin, and that may be why they are so good at it.
Tell me more

miata
10-17-2005, 08:28 PM
Many fundie young women think oral is not a sin, and that may be why they are so good at it.
Tell me more
I miss them but my wife will not let me date.

Chiot Vulgaire
10-26-2005, 03:29 AM
"Let us pray for Raving, that he will at least be dissuaded from wreaking FURTHER DAMAGE upon The Faith."
I've played enough video games to know when you apply enough damage to something it goes away :lol:

a different tim
10-28-2005, 07:02 PM
About those parties...I'd like to hear more about those. RA?

miata
10-28-2005, 07:08 PM
When we all get to Heaven we'll be ivisable and we can party with the people left behind. You can make you own little Jesus.