Jon Stewart, Taking on the "War on Christmas" [Archive]

Tenspace

12-09-2005, 11:23 AM

What an idiot O'Reilley is. He recently blasted Comedy Central's "They Daily Show" for their anti-Christmas stand. Too bad he used a sketch from last year.

Here's part of Jon's reply to Billy:

STEWART: If Bill O'Reilly needs to have an enemy, needs to feel persecuted, you know what? Here's my Kwanzaa gift to him. Are you ready? All right. I'm your enemy. Make me your enemy. I, Jon Stewart, hate Christmas, Christians, Jews, morality, and I will not rest until every year families gather to spend December 25th together at Osama's homo-abortion-pot-and-commie-jizzporium.

Victus

12-09-2005, 01:27 PM

I saw that, classic.

Gnosital

12-09-2005, 01:40 PM

STEWART: If Bill O'Reilly needs to have an enemy, needs to feel persecuted, you know what? Here's my Kwanzaa gift to him. Are you ready? All right. I'm your enemy. Make me your enemy. I, Jon Stewart, hate Christmas, Christians, Jews, morality, and I will not rest until every year families gather to spend December 25th together at Osama's homo-abortion-pot-and-commie-jizzporium.
I just SNORTED tea out my nose!

JonStewart is my hero. (except for Choobus, of course!)

Tenspace

12-09-2005, 02:35 PM

STEWART: If Bill O'Reilly needs to have an enemy, needs to feel persecuted, you know what? Here's my Kwanzaa gift to him. Are you ready? All right. I'm your enemy. Make me your enemy. I, Jon Stewart, hate Christmas, Christians, Jews, morality, and I will not rest until every year families gather to spend December 25th together at Osama's homo-abortion-pot-and-commie-jizzporium.
I just SNORTED tea out my nose!

JonStewart is my hero. (except for Choobus, of course!)
Based on the above, I'm wondering if Choobus is ghost-writing for the show.

Choobus

12-09-2005, 02:45 PM

I'm not gay, but If I were I would totally do Jon Stewart. Then I would assfuck bill o'reilly, but that would be for punishment

Tenspace

12-09-2005, 02:54 PM

I'm not gay, but If I were I would totally do Jon Stewart. Then I would assfuck bill o'reilly, but that would be for punishment
I dunno, O'Reilly just might enjoy it. Make him blaspheme Bush while you're giving the reacharound... That'd make him cry.

Choobus

12-09-2005, 03:11 PM

I'm not gay, but If I were I would totally do Jon Stewart. Then I would assfuck bill o'reilly, but that would be for punishment
I dunno, O'Reilly just might enjoy it. Make him blaspheme Bush while you're giving the reacharound... That'd make him cry.
i'll just take away all his loofah's and falafel, then he won't enjoy it at all. And I'll wear a Bill clinton mask

inkadu

12-09-2005, 05:42 PM

I'm not gay, but If I were I would totally do Jon Stewart. Then I would assfuck bill o'reilly, but that would be for punishment
Wait, I thought you were in Australia. Are you just an citizen of the internet, or do you get FoxNews and the DailyShow over there?

Choobus

12-09-2005, 06:57 PM

I'm not gay, but If I were I would totally do Jon Stewart. Then I would assfuck bill o'reilly, but that would be for punishment
Wait, I thought you were in Australia. Are you just an citizen of the internet, or do you get FoxNews and the DailyShow over there?
I'm from Orange county dude! But fox news is all over australia coz Rupert Murdoch is from there, and he owns the entire country. I heard they were going to re-name the sydney opera house the Foxhole and start having live topless mud wrestling..

inkadu

12-09-2005, 07:00 PM

Wait, I thought you were in Australia. Are you just an citizen of the internet, or do you get FoxNews and the DailyShow over there?
I'm from Orange county dude! But fox news is all over australia coz Rupert Murdoch is from there, and he owns the entire country. I heard they were going to re-name the sydney opera house the Foxhole and start having live topless mud wrestling..
I figured Rupert would be busy swift-boating australian politicos, though...

anyhoo.

GodlessHeathen

12-10-2005, 12:14 AM

Wait, I thought you were in Australia. Are you just an citizen of the internet, or do you get FoxNews and the DailyShow over there?
I'm from Orange county dude! But fox news is all over australia coz Rupert Murdoch is from there, and he owns the entire country. I heard they were going to re-name the sydney opera house the Foxhole and start having live topless mud wrestling..
I figured Rupert would be busy swift-boating australian politicos, though...

anyhoo.
That's not Rupert - that's Karl Rove.