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04-27-2006, 02:36 AM
I guess they have nothing to say.
However, if one survived, it would be a miracle.
GodLightning Kills 5 Mexican Children In Prayer (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12467604/)
04-27-2006, 03:43 AM
God never liked those Mexicans.
04-27-2006, 11:29 AM
Let's see, which asinine rationalization will it be for this one?
A) They were "called home to his loving bosom"
B) "The ways of the lord are mysterious"
C) "They were punished for their evilness"
INS got wind from above that they were praying for a really cheap coyote to run them over the border so they could get a jump on getting a fantastic job cleaning hotel rooms or pools or something, start earning them dollars early!
Our government is very well connected, just called in a favor. That whole "pre-emptive" theme.
04-27-2006, 12:28 PM
god kills old people too
04-27-2006, 12:32 PM
That frigging monster is omniverous, innit? Good thing It banged a virgin who whelped his Brat who the Romans tortured and whacked so that all the higher primates could live forever. God is Love :)
04-27-2006, 03:16 PM
this is punishment for praying to a metal cross. Was Jesus Christ, our lored and saviour, crucified on a metal cross? I don't think so. Therefore it is sacrilegious to pray to what is in effect a false idol, and thus this lightening PROVES beyond all reasonable doubt that god is real and that you need to take the commandments seriously.
04-27-2006, 05:58 PM
I think Zeus is getting pissed about all this jeebus garbage going on these days. His lightning bolt is back and he's taking us out by the dozens with it.
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