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ocmpoma
07-11-2005, 02:41 PM
New Wiki Article About Jesus (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jesus)

UnknownUser
07-11-2005, 04:37 PM
Wow....

I..err...

Wow

That is great

Jesus is a master freak-dancer, getting it on with the ladies (usually prostitues. Jesus, for some odd reason, unknown to man and mooses and gooses alike, hung out with hoes a lot. Literally)
Best laugh in a while...

It seems after reading this again to be almost a mad libs of sorts...

HeWhoAsks
07-11-2005, 06:24 PM
Hilarious, my friends are being informed as we speak (uh, I mean, as I type).

I loved the opening Oscar Wilde quote. He was a dude, eh?

Sir Sin-O-Lot
07-11-2005, 06:46 PM
New Wiki Article About Jesus (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jesus)
Finally, an unbiased article about Jesus.

Kamikaze189
07-11-2005, 10:09 PM
New Wiki Article About Jesus (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jesus)
Finally, an unbiased article about Jesus.
You don't actually want one, do you? Can you imagine how boring and nice to the theists that would be? We just can't allow it!


Really.

Nicole
07-12-2005, 06:06 AM
Very informative. I've always wondered why he didn't turn water into a race car instead of wine....would've been so much cooler but I guess he was a pretty practical guy.

Sir Sin-O-Lot
07-12-2005, 10:04 AM
New Wiki Article About Jesus (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jesus)
Finally, an unbiased article about Jesus.
You don't actually want one, do you? Can you imagine how boring and nice to the theists that would be? We just can't allow it!


Really.
No, I'm being serious. That's actually the most fair article I've seen about the Big J.

ghoulslime
07-12-2005, 05:04 PM
Good stuff

bluster
07-13-2005, 08:25 AM
Fantastic article!!! An excellent example of pubescent irreverance albeight a very poor attempt to imitate Monty Python´s History of the World.

New Wiki Article About Jesus (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jesus)

Switch25
07-13-2005, 02:40 PM
Hahahaha, hilarious article. Check out this one on Atheism (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Atheism).
Or this one on The Evil Atheist Conspiracy (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Evil_Atheist_Conspiracy).