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Stop the Robots
08-02-2005, 06:11 AM
Just post blasphemous material. Go!

http://ravingatheist.com/forum/img/uploads/jesus3.jpg

miata
08-02-2005, 08:45 AM
If Jesus was just a joke why call him names. Why give attention to a myth?

ocmpoma
08-02-2005, 11:06 AM
"I deny the Holy Spirit."
-Brain Fleming, The God Who Wasn't There

Choobus
08-02-2005, 01:39 PM
This is what is truly offensive, and I call it blasphemy

http://www.guardian.co.uk/arts/news/story/0,11711,1443908,00.html

Switch25
08-02-2005, 02:02 PM
http://ravingatheist.com/forum/img/uploads/a429.gif

http://ravingatheist.com/forum/img/uploads/a494.gif

-from tshirthell.com

Choobus
08-02-2005, 02:26 PM
ha ha, great T shirts. I'd liketo wear one to a job interview in Kansas

GodlessHeathen
08-02-2005, 03:31 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v438/markr1969/jesusbrb.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v438/markr1969/JesusMetal.jpg

ghoulslime
08-02-2005, 04:44 PM
I have some fine blasphemy here:

http://poetryring.com/ghoulslime/poToons1.html

I'd love to post them here, but the Raving Atheist says no nasty ones allowed! And I don’t want to get kicked off of RA, ‘cause I’d have no life left at all!

Evil_Mage_Ra
08-02-2005, 06:15 PM
This is what is truly offensive, and I call it blasphemy

http://www.guardian.co.uk/arts/news/story/0,11711,1443908,00.html
This choobus is rather a coarse fellow, but this link is worth looking at. It's about some austrian guy who wrote a book making fun of jesus and now the greeks want to arrest him (even though he lives in austria).

"He meant it as a piece of religious satire, a playful look at the life of Jesus. But Gerhard Haderer's depiction of Christ as a binge-drinking friend of Jimi Hendrix and naked surfer high on cannabis has caused a furore that could potentially land the cartoonist in jail."
How the hell does that work?

I wonder if atheist European nations could up and arrest the Pope if they wanted? :lol:

Jennifer
08-02-2005, 09:39 PM
I'd love to post them here, but the Raving Atheist says no nasty ones allowed! And I don’t want to get kicked off of RA, ‘cause I’d have no life left at all!
The idea of what it would take to get kicked off TRA boggles the mind

Jennifer
08-02-2005, 09:42 PM
I wonder if atheist European nations could up and arrest the Pope if they wanted? :lol:
This is the downside of constantly saying we don't have a beleif system. We would be so much more powerful if we admitted to the system, but didn't discuss it unless the circumstances were right.

Cap'n Awesome
08-02-2005, 09:50 PM
http://www.teamspecialolympics.com/archive/Special_Olympics/hfc/00002.gif

www.teamspecialolympics.com

ghoulslime
08-02-2005, 09:55 PM
I'd love to post them here, but the Raving Atheist says no nasty ones allowed! And I don’t want to get kicked off of RA, ‘cause I’d have no life left at all!
The idea of what it would take to get kicked off TRA boggles the mind
:D Fer sure!

Lurker
08-02-2005, 10:53 PM
Here's a blasphemy from the past :P

http://ravingatheist.com/forum/img/uploads/infiniteuniverse.jpg

kmisho
08-02-2005, 11:05 PM
A scientist cloned several identical Jesuses from the shroud of turin then locked them in a room together. The scientist concluded that Jesus had tourettes based on the way the cussed each other.

vheltrite
08-03-2005, 12:49 AM
i love this posts!!!

Eva
08-03-2005, 07:12 AM
if you all bow down in front of me in a reverent fashion and give me all your money, nobody will be kicked out.

sincerely, your omniscient, omnipotent, omnigood Mod,

Goddess Eva

ghoulslime
08-03-2005, 07:59 AM
if you all bow down in front of me in a reverent fashion and give me all your money, nobody will be kicked out.

sincerely, your omniscient, omnipotent, omnigood Mod,

Goddess Eva
I'll bow down in front of you and give you the gift of tongues. :P

Eva
08-03-2005, 08:00 AM
what about the money part?

Tenspace
08-03-2005, 08:54 AM
what about the money part?
Hey, Ghoul'll do ya for free.

:D

ghoulslime
08-03-2005, 11:58 AM
what about the money part?
Hey, Ghoul'll do ya for free.

:D
The Atheist virtues of Truth, Lube and Charity. :D

Come on, Eva! Lean on the rock of my love!

calpurnpiso
08-03-2005, 12:37 PM
what about the money part?
Hey, Ghoul'll do ya for free.

:D
The Atheist virtues of Truth, Lube and Charity. :D

Come on, Eva! Lean on the rock of my love!
Hmmm...penis-Christ type of love? The one desired with such impetus by all Christians filled with so much grace?...that one?..:)

Daniel
08-03-2005, 12:56 PM
I raped the Virgin Mary just to change her name.

Tenspace
08-03-2005, 01:02 PM
Hey, Ghoul'll do ya for free.

:D
The Atheist virtues of Truth, Lube and Charity. :D

Come on, Eva! Lean on the rock of my love!
Hmmm...penis-Christ type of love? The one desired with such impetus by all Christians filled with so much grace?...that one?..:)
Not penis-Chist, but Penis Llama (http://stfd.net) (make sure the sound is up). :D

vheltrite
08-03-2005, 06:37 PM
I raped the Virgin Mary just to change her name.
Remember, anal doesn't count
i also fucked mary.......
anal..... :lol:
including mouth, earholes, noseholes.........

Eva
08-04-2005, 08:49 PM
ten, i know he would....however, all i asked for was all his money....

ghoul, i'll smite you!

cal: before you start, SHUT UP.

ghoulslime
08-04-2005, 09:11 PM
ten, i know he would....however, all i asked for was all his money....

ghoul, i'll smite you!

cal: before you start, SHUT UP.
It's too late, baby! I've already been smitten by your charm! If you want to smack me up, well, that might be kind of fun too. :D

(You're a sweety and a good sport)

Eva
08-04-2005, 09:28 PM
that's why i am your mod-slash-goddess!

however, i'm not a dom....thanks for the offer, anyways....

calpurnpiso
08-04-2005, 09:42 PM
The Atheist virtues of Truth, Lube and Charity. :D

Come on, Eva! Lean on the rock of my love!
Hmmm...penis-Christ type of love? The one desired with such impetus by all Christians filled with so much grace?...that one?..:)
Not penis-Chist, but Penis Llama (http://stfd.net) (make sure the sound is up). :D
ROTFLMAO..........Oh....be sure they spit on the "right" head, to make it slippery....:)

ghoulslime
08-05-2005, 10:39 AM
that's why i am your mod-slash-goddess!

however, i'm not a dom....thanks for the offer, anyways....
Oh! Ghoulslime swooning here! I gotta have a cold shower!

ghoulslime
08-05-2005, 10:40 AM
Hmmm...penis-Christ type of love? The one desired with such impetus by all Christians filled with so much grace?...that one?..:)
Not penis-Chist, but Penis Llama (http://stfd.net) (make sure the sound is up). :D
ROTFLMAO..........Oh....be sure they spit on the "right" head, to make it slippery....:)
Do you think god head is as good as the Christians say? :D