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PanAtheist 05-10-2006 10:17 AM

Ex-Christian Rosaline Gilbert is this year's front runner to win the Darwin Awards!
She was really hungry to win!

Victus 05-10-2006 10:59 AM

Holy lemming, Batman

Jahrta 05-10-2006 11:16 AM

Dumb bitch don't wanna eat? fuck her. One less moron in the world. next!

calpurnpiso 05-10-2006 11:33 AM

AHHHHHH...another JET. Take your babble and do not eat any food or water. Pray to your Lord and Savior, quoting and quoting from it, that prayers alone, feed your body and soul for 40 days and nights. Pray to jesus that he saves you from starvation by making condensation in the room to produced mana, leting rain over you feeding you. After all he did this trick many centuries ago. Pray to your invisible friend jesus that when you take your pen and hit the dsesk three times water would emanate from it quenching your thirst........well, you'll find out this form of delusion exists ONLY in brains that are dysfunctional and ill. I define it as Christ-psychosis. Jesus is as real as the Tooth Fairy, Donald Duck or Santa Claus..and besides, not matter how much one would praise his "name" and pray to him he will be UNABLE to answer prayers or feed us regardless how much one begs, for he doesn't exist. :lol:

And religious beliefs are NOT a form of mental illness?,,:lol::lol:..neurologist ought to go back to school and start from scratch!! .....blind retards. :)

a different tim 05-10-2006 11:36 AM

Hey, Cal, at least she took the test......

Philboid Studge 05-10-2006 11:40 AM

Took it, and passed ...

Tenspace 05-10-2006 01:09 PM

Her coffin had images depicting Leonardo's Last Supper.

What kind of morbid humor is that? She starves herself to death and they put a picture of a table, full of food on her coffin.

That's sicker than the fasting.

Rat Bastard 05-10-2006 02:16 PM

Any takers here who trust in the veracity of the original story about hay-suess cristobal doing it?

theguy 05-10-2006 02:56 PM

Why didn't she try something new? David Blaine has already done that.

UnknownUser 05-10-2006 02:57 PM

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Her mother, Gloria Gilbert, 66, said yesterday: "She had been a Christian for a long time. She fasted frequently and would do it when the Lord told her to. Then she would start eating again."
The idea that people like this are allowed to run free in society is truly scary. She was not even fasting correctly, if you are going to do so for an extended period of time you still need to eat a small amount. The Buddhists eat a mouthful of rice and 3 of water a day, not enough to quench hunger but enough to fast for months.

Does anyone know of any physiological effects that could cause this woman to hallucinate a 'god' appearing to her?

Tenspace 05-10-2006 03:10 PM

Temporal Lobe Epilepsy?

Sternwallow 05-10-2006 04:38 PM

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calpurnpiso wrote
AHHHHHH...another JET. Take your babble and do not eat any food or water. Pray to your Lord and Savior, quoting and quoting from it, that prayers alone, feed your body and soul for 40 days and nights. Pray to jesus that he saves you from starvation by making condensation in the room to produced mana, leting rain over you feeding you. After all he did this trick many centuries ago. Pray to your invisible friend jesus that when you take your pen and hit the dsesk three times water would emanate from it quenching your thirst........well, you'll find out this form of delusion exists ONLY in brains that are dysfunctional and ill. I define it as Christ-psychosis. Jesus is as real as the Tooth Fairy, Donald Duck or Santa Claus..and besides, not matter how much one would praise his "name" and pray to him he will be UNABLE to answer prayers or feed us regardless how much one begs, for he doesn't exist. :lol:

And religious beliefs are NOT a form of mental illness?,,:lol::lol:..neurologist ought to go back to school and start from scratch!! .....blind retards. :)

Let's not be disparaging Donals Duck here, Cal. Some things are sacred and naturally white, without blemish. He works a miracle regularly, wandering around with no pants on and yet not a single censor blushes.

calpurnpiso 05-10-2006 04:52 PM

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a different tim wrote
Hey, Cal, at least she took the test......

:lol:.....geez..I wish more Christ-psychotics did....yooh hoo, Francis...YooH Hoo Francis....Sandy...where are thou...Yooh hoo.....JET anyone?....

AHHH....people of little faith, or Christ-psychosis induced freight....:lol:

Choobus 05-10-2006 04:54 PM

X-treme worship, to the MAX!

what an assclown

calpurnpiso 05-10-2006 04:56 PM

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Tenspace wrote
Temporal Lobe Epilepsy?

Yup.....just like the founder of the Adventists, Ellen White which suffered from this devastaing form of Christ-psychosis. Like Luther, she ended up founding a prosperous church for those like her suffering from the anomaly...:)

http://www.psychminded.co.uk/news/ne...%20illness.htm


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