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Slaptickle 05-25-2005 05:18 PM

My neighbors across the street have an American flag doormat. Does that strike anyone else as just plain messed up?

FiberglassDolphin 05-25-2005 05:20 PM

Yeah, you buy that to be patriotic to begin with, but then you realize...wait...

Slaptickle 05-25-2005 05:25 PM

I know. I think if they're going to sell those, they should sell the earlier version that says "Don't Tread on Me."

Slaptickle 05-25-2005 05:27 PM

Nope, just an aging frat boy and his kid.

Tenspace 05-25-2005 05:43 PM

Quote:

Slaptickle wrote
My neighbors across the street have an American flag doormat. Does that strike anyone else as just plain messed up?

Reminds me of those Calvin Praying stickers, where the shadow of the cross is very prominent. Looks like Calvin is praying to Satan. :)

Ten

DMofD&D 05-25-2005 08:16 PM

Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee. This is fun!

Slaptickle 05-25-2005 08:35 PM

Has everybody been here yet?

http://www.jesusdressup.com/#

Philboid Studge 05-26-2005 07:49 AM

The Simpsons fans know that the US flag regularly gets burned, blown up, and mooned on that show. I wish I had a US flag doormat. Where can I get one?

Philboid Studge 05-26-2005 09:53 AM

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Teabag wrote
US flag toilet paper would probably be a big hit in the middle east, and eastern europe, and france, germany, spain, africa, china.....

A lot of these places use bidets rather than toilet paper, as it is more effective, more hygenic, and easier on the poopshoot.

Slaptickle 05-27-2005 05:46 AM

Quote:

Philboid Studge wrote
The Simpsons fans know that the US flag regularly gets burned, blown up, and mooned on that show. I wish I had a US flag doormat. Where can I get one?

If you want, I'll steal my neighbor's for you. (And they say atheists have no morals.)

Slaptickle 05-27-2005 05:48 AM

Quote:

Philboid Studge wrote
Quote:

Teabag wrote
US flag toilet paper would probably be a big hit in the middle east, and eastern europe, and france, germany, spain, africa, china.....

A lot of these places use bidets rather than toilet paper, as it is more effective, more hygenic, and easier on the poopshoot.

Well, there's always the American flag urinal cake.

GaryM 05-27-2005 06:03 AM

If I went to vist someone in the USA and they said, "Before you come in our house, please wipe your feet on this American Flag", I'd be a bit worried...

Acromnion 06-02-2005 03:23 AM

Quote:

Philboid Studge wrote
The Simpsons fans know that the US flag regularly gets burned, blown up, and mooned on that show. I wish I had a US flag doormat. Where can I get one?

http://www.orientaltrading.com/otcwe...idays&zone=mf1

look under patriotic... i dont specifically remember where i saw it, but i think i saw candles too...

Philboid Studge 06-02-2005 07:14 AM

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Acromnion wrote
Quote:

Philboid Studge wrote
The Simpsons fans know that the US flag regularly gets burned, blown up, and mooned on that show. I wish I had a US flag doormat. Where can I get one?

http://www.orientaltrading.com/otcwe...idays&zone=mf1

look under patriotic... i dont specifically remember where i saw it, but i think i saw candles too...

Thanks, Acromnion, but I can't find a doormat (they have bear and snowman doormats, but nothing with Old Glory(hole) on it). However, there are red, white & blue "kick balls" -- that might do.


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